eBay tat volume 3.

[Felly Magic]

This is in the bargains thread for stupid money, starting on ebay at £6500, which is closer to it's true value

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-CONSUL-1964-DELUXE-MARK-1-20-THOUSAND-MILES-ONLY-FULL-HISTORY/173140215692?hash=item284ff6078c:g:fZMAAOSwZRpaYgwS

 

[Junkman]

If I were in Skizzer's or some London shyster's income group, I'd flog everything I have to save this from the Vandal

that's inevitably going to bloody restore it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Jaguar-XK140-FHC-MC-SE/192450594519

 

 

Junkman sez: Do not change a fucking thing!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-318-e30-classic-drifting-barn-find/173147971859

 

 

classic drifting barn find

 

 

will make perfect drift Car Ect

 

 

was u see is Wat u get

 

What a salt water breathing dinglebrain.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-british-open-classic/282839568536

 

 

british open classic

 

Fact is fact, as we say in Austria.

[Junkman]

This is what an Amphicar has to look like.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Amphicar-770-Convertible-Amphibious-Barn-Find-Project-Car-Rare/222829170308

 

 

And not like this:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amphicar-770/152898971034

 

That one just gives me that sinking feeling.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Mmmm, looks lovely and cosy that..

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-200-PILOT-DIESEL-campa-day-van-1998/222830321581?hash=item33e1b8dfad:g:y7YAAOSwImRaXRkC

 

 

 

 

 

If this is too fancy, how about this one? It's loaded with "Mr Smith, 37, of no fixed abode" chic:

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mk3-Mk4-1-6-cvh-Van-Camper-Conversion/122957917540

[Junkman]

There are no pre war classics to be had under two bags blah.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/pre-war-1936-vauxhall-12-6-for-restoration-ideal-special-or-hot-rod-barn-find/142683208916

 

Do not paint!

[Junkman]

This is what a Jaaaag must look like.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj6-spares-or-repair-xj40-project-jaguar/323060010439

 

 

Some parts are missing

 

Hopefully some common sense too.

[Felly Magic]

Safrane anybody?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Renault-Safrane-2-5-RTE-Executive-Full-Service-History/282836136230?hash=item41da58f126:g:gCMAAOSwUwFaHx5t

 

[Junkman]

For the clinically insane:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Ghibli-GT-Auto/273059800917

 

Padded cell available as standard:

 

[Junkman]

Hey, you don't have to wait for May!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1930-PEUGEOT-TORPEDO-TYPE-201/183059456176

[Junkman]

Y tho.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Classic-Clark-Michigan-175-Rough-Terrain-4x4-4WD-Forklift-Detroit-Diesel/253411907126

[Felly Magic]

Forum liveried plastic pig!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Series-1-Reliant-Robin-1974-748-cc-engine/253415008833?hash=item3b00b62a41:g:p4cAAOSwZ3BaeviO

 

[Felly Magic]

Right hand drive American Postman Pat van

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-WILLYS-MAIL-JEEP-USPS-POSTAL-VAN-1975-MOTd-UK-REGISTERED-V5-Present/183058730795?hash=item2a9f268f2b:g:kaMAAOSwDVtaeZXQ

[Junkman]

Somebody wants a horsebox in Spain.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Px-Classic-car/162891703511

 

 

Px Classic car

 

I was thinking long and hard to offer my R16 for this Buxton lime stone ulcer,

but then realised I don't really want to live in a sun baked 3rd World country full of animal tormentors and bureaucrats.

[Junkman]

It's RHD, so you won't get killed on the spot driving it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/R-H-D-Autobianchi-RARE-Fiat-500-Classic-Bubblecar-Microcar-to-be-restored/263477701239

[Junkman]

Classic cars mercedes benz

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-cars-mercedes-benz/222821271973

 

Needs crankshaft sensor diognosed bye mechanic been stood up in garage last eight months was driving perfectly before fault

Show me that house in Spain again.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-T1-1969/173144283822

 

 

 

One of 1300 ever made!!!!!

 

Sigh...

 

 

The car is not currently in working order due to a 7RA relay getting hot under the dash, so I have taken the battery off which is new and put the car away for winter.

 

Great job!

[AdeMk1]

Jesus.

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C959282

 

A couple more years and it can be collected with a dustpan and brush!

[AdeMk1]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-TYPE-KITCAR-1300GT-MAGENTA-LIGHTSPEED-KITCAR-PROJECT-BARNFIND/282812820276?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Great finds Jean-Claude Junkman!!!!! Love that 'vintage' Sherpa from Norwich! What a hideous old turd.

[MorrisItalSLX]

MG Maestro

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mg-Maestro/122950432149?hash=item1ca06ab595:g:mZIAAOSwGHJady5Z

[MorrisItalSLX]

MG Montego

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-MG-MONTEGO-2L-EFI-3-OWNER-69K-STUNNING-COLLECTORS-DRY-STORED-99P-NO-RESERVE/253410075723?hash=item3b006ae44b:g:LuMAAOSwSxFad54t

[MorrisItalSLX]

MG Metro

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MG-METRO-1275CC-WHITE-VERY-CLEAN-EXAMPLE/352260117688?hash=item520456d4b8:g:-2oAAOSwIspaY0OH

[MorrisItalSLX]

Rover Metro

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-114-gli/152899361491?hash=item2399831ad3:g:008AAOSwYDZae1Vf

[MorrisItalSLX]

Metro GS

 

 

This deserves 2 pictures

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-Metro-GS-1-3-1275-1989-12m-MOT-27k-miles-Rust-Free-Classic-GTI/232640733798?hash=item362a77e266:g:sX0AAOSwLjxad1Z0

[MorrisItalSLX]

Mini 1100 Special!!!

 

 

OMG MEGA WANT!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Mini-Special-1100cc-silver-with-everflex-roof-and-full-sunroof-resto/282839115431?hash=item41da8666a7:g:-4QAAOSww-Baeye3

[MorrisItalSLX]

Mini 95

 

 

How many badges can you possibly fit on a mini grill?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-T-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINI-850-PICKUP-67-000-MIles-DEPOSIT-NOW-TAKEN-SOLD/222815122628?hash=item33e0d0f4c4:g:b-UAAOSwfpBabsiH

[egg]

1.3 estate!

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1382217523.htm?ca=12_s

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ooooohhhh that's nice