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DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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Its had no colour change, its still silver!!

 

Explanation:

Upto around 2007, car colours by the DVLA was defined by the colour of the chassis. The Smart Roadster has a chassis with body panels attached, so you don't see most of the chassis. However the bit is visible is the c-pillar section and windscreen surround. There were two options, standard was black, cost-option was silver.

 

I believe Lotus Elises have the same thing on their colours.

So why weren't all Citroen DS listed as black?

SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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So why weren't all Citroen DS listed as black?

No idea! Maybe because none of the chassis is readily visible from the outside? Or rules were slightly different back then?

Kiltox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Kiltox

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Take back what I said a couple of pages ago about Autoshite bingo full house, here's the real winner

 

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Renault: CHECK

Espace: CHECK

3.0: CHECK

Diesel: CHECK

Automatic: CHECK

Injector fault: CHECK

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-RENAULT-GRAND-ESPACE-3-0-DCi-INITIALE-AUTO-6-SEATER-MPV-MET-BLACK-BEIGELTHR/202214557703?hash=item2f14ed4807:g:iFIAAOSwvD5Z~39l

 

 

'From the very moment you walk up to this car you know that it is unlike all other people carriers you have ever driven'

 

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'I've not had it checked out so I don't know exactly what the problem could be'

 

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WINNAR

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-Mercedes-190DB-Ponton-RHD-Runs-and-drives-needs-light-restoration/332543271301?hash=item4d6d1fa185:g:kFQAAOSwhilZah5Y

 

'...we can advise on this process.'

 

 

 

Oh aye, what makes you think your king, M8?

 

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Fair enough.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Frisbe-ing the wheel trims aside, in what way could this car be improved?

 

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Did you say automatic gearbox, dear reader? Award yourself ten points if you did

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-MERIT/183054920062?hash=item2a9eec697e:g:pp4AAOSwUn9aR2fC

 

 

(Goes off to find out where Tenterden is)

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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The Datsun is a lovely thing, though. In fact I was eyeing it up when it was offered at an ACA sale last week, where it sold for £1400 including fees. Add in the fuel for the vendor's 200 mile round trip to collect it, plus their time, wjat sort of price are they expecting it to make on ebay to justify the expense?

 

I've got nothing against selling cars for a profit. I'm sure we've all bought cars that were cheap with the sole intention of selling on, but shitehawks like this who reckon they can make their fortune flipping undesirable motors on ebay really wind me up. The ad has less information and worse pictures than the ACA catalogue ffs!

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Frisbe-ing the wheel trims aside, in what way could this car be improved?

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Did you say automatic gearbox, dear reader? Award yourself ten points if you did

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-MERIT/183054920062?hash=item2a9eec697e:g:pp4AAOSwUn9aR2fC

 

 

(Goes off to find out where Tenterden is)

It's back, you posted this first time round and I had a couple of bids...

 

South Kent, no station so a bit of a git to get to.

 

Chester to Ashford is only 3.5 hours tho!

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