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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-HILLMAN-AVENGER-GL-SUNBEAM-Ti-RALLY-REPLICA/122741658845?hash=item1c93f914dd%3Ag%3AAHAAAOSwRXRZTmCU

 

Seller says he has dyslexia, yet the advert is exactly ninety seven million times better than the sort of shit your average Gumtree vendor churns out.

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{BING BONG} Wheel trim hammer to aisle 5 please, that's wheel trim hammer to ailse 5. Thank you. {Bing Bong}

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Solara-Minx/182811503364?hash=item2a906a2b04%3Ag%3AehcAAOSwuLFZ17R0

That's reminded me of a story, 25 years ago my brother in law worked for one of the big DIY sheds in the warehouse , they never out to see any of the fit women in the shop so they set up a code using the tannoy .

 

When a bird with big (.)(.) was in somebody would announce on the tannoy

 

Customer service 600 size check aisle 6 so they could come out and have a look :D

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11001010 is absolutely nailing this thread.

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Each to their own, but I'd sooner lick the last lot of liquid litres of lead nitrate leaking from a latex lined loaded lorry than own one of these again

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-marina-estate-1-7-/332403417756?hash=item4d64c9a29c:g:5-8AAOSwb7NZ12H4

"6,66, The Marina Of The Beast..."

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Or should that be, "Hear the crime of the ancient Marina, see it fail on the steep 1-in-3..."

 

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I've only just caught up with this thread, so forgive me if I'm a little late to the 'Cavcraft find Autoshite Gold' party.

This is, excuse the pineappleism, Epic. From the shoddily, slightly creepy description to the pictures of the garden gate bolts, ingeniously positioned so that some 'jokey' passer- by can lock you in while you sleep. Fucking ace.

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