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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang-Authentic-Replica/162632726047

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Authentic Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Replica Car (no engine)

 

 

This car is offered for hire only for weddings, children's parties, stage plays, garden fetes, carnivals etc

 

 

Rental charge from £700 for one day hire, longer periods by negotiation

 

 

Can be delivered anywhere in the UK or the World, subject to charges

 

I swear, I don't make this shit up!

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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To be fair, you're being selective with the quote.....

SOME BAD BITS I FORGOT TO MENTION.THE TRACKING WILL NEED SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT AS VERY OCCASIONALY YOU CAN HEAR TYRE SQUEAL WHEN GOING AROUND A FAST CORNER.THE REAR ELECTRIC BLIND DOES NOT WORK.EVEN THOUGH THE BODYWORK IS GENERALLY EXCELLENT THERE ARE ONE OR TWO MINOR IMPERFECTIONS MAINLY THE BONNET BUT THESE ARE VERY MINOR.

 

THERE IS NO RUST ON THE CAR.ALL WINGS AND ARCHES VERY GOOD AND UNDER THE REAR SCREEN.

 

THANKS

On 12-Aug-17 at 16:01:33 BST, seller added the following information:

TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. THE REAR SEATS ARE ELECTRIC HEATED AND RECLINING.THE AIR CON IS THE OPTIONAL CLIMATE CONTROL VERSION AND UNDERNEATH THE REAR SCREEN HAS BEEN INSPECTED AND REPAIRED WHERE NECESSARY.2 KEYS AND ALL HANDBOOK AND SERVICE RECORDS.LAST SERVICE NOV 2016.

 

SUNROOF IS FULLY WORKING.TYRES AND BRAKES ALL GOOD.ONLY 1 REAR BUMPER CHROME HAS SLIGHT BUBBLING ALL THE REST ARE GOOD.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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To be fair, you're being selective with the quote.....

SOME BAD BITS I FORGOT TO MENTION.THE TRACKING WILL NEED SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT AS VERY OCCASIONALY YOU CAN HEAR TYRE SQUEAL WHEN GOING AROUND A FAST CORNER.THE REAR ELECTRIC BLIND DOES NOT WORK.EVEN THOUGH THE BODYWORK IS GENERALLY EXCELLENT THERE ARE ONE OR TWO MINOR IMPERFECTIONS MAINLY THE BONNET BUT THESE ARE VERY MINOR.

 

THERE IS NO RUST ON THE CAR.ALL WINGS AND ARCHES VERY GOOD AND UNDER THE REAR SCREEN.

 

THANKS

On 12-Aug-17 at 16:01:33 BST, seller added the following information:

TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. THE REAR SEATS ARE ELECTRIC HEATED AND RECLINING.THE AIR CON IS THE OPTIONAL CLIMATE CONTROL VERSION AND UNDERNEATH THE REAR SCREEN HAS BEEN INSPECTED AND REPAIRED WHERE NECESSARY.2 KEYS AND ALL HANDBOOK AND SERVICE RECORDS.LAST SERVICE NOV 2016.

 

SUNROOF IS FULLY WORKING.TYRES AND BRAKES ALL GOOD.ONLY 1 REAR BUMPER CHROME HAS SLIGHT BUBBLING ALL THE REST ARE GOOD.

 

 

If anyone is selective with the quote, I suggest it's you.

He mentioned the rustfreeness in the bad bits paragraph clear as a whistle.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD!

 

What now?

 

Can we go to Hobbycraft? Mum said you'd take us!

 

Not now, kids.

 

DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD!

 

WHAT NOW, FFS?

 

PLEASE can we go to Hobbycraft?

 

No, now piss off, you little brats.

 

MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM! MUM!

 

Yes, darlings?

 

Will you take us to Hobbycraft?

 

Of course I will, darlings

 

Several hours later...

 

 

DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD!

 

Jesus wept, what now?

 

We've been to Hobbycraft, fuck you...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unicorn-Peugeot-207GT-CC-1-6L-Convertible-/362071484251?hash=item544d24675b:g:6L0AAOSwkr5Zk0Qn

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Proper Bo al tell thee. Nice to see some un monged Minis for a change

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