eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada/182647285040

[oldcars]

No mention of MoT!  It's probably safe to assume there isn't one, and it has about as much chance of passing as Hyacinth has.  Shame that, the Lipari Blue paint looks nice on it.

History states rust few years back, only advisories tho. Bet its galloping now, been out of mot a few years.

[strangeangel]

 

Has a surprising amount of power with its 3.8hp engine

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Stream-50cc-1986-Motorcycle-Trike-/282550652709

[Bucketeer]

Auto erotic asphyxiation.

 

http://m.mobile.bg/details/11477927425162899

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-OMEGA-MV6-SPECIAL-EX-BOMB-DISPOSAL-COMMAND-CAR-READY-TO-SHOW-NOW-/172774290865?hash=item283a2675b1:g:t3AAAOSwRvdZY4pM

 

Now i bet this is a laugh, not only is at a 3.2 V6 MV6 Estate but it's also a ex bomb disposal unit car still with the lights and PA system fitted, GR8 4 being stuck in a traffic jam in.

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C890356

 

 

 

This is my Dads 1990 Nissan Bluebird 1.6 LX

I went with him at midnight on the 1st August 1990 to collect this car from the main dealer AFG in St Albans, I was 19 then, im 46 now!!!

 

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C890356

 

 

hmmmm, that sounds a bit of alright that bluebird, but it needs a beaded seat cover......

[egg]

Even better, the 89 year old Bluey owner has just bought a Sandero!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Ford-Scorpio-Ultima-16-valve-auto-New-York-City-Police-car-lookalike-/253038601293

 

 

New York City Police car lookalike

 

No, it's not. It's a pretentious dumbarse stuck fake NYPD stickers to a Scorpio lookalike.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-model-T-lookalike-/222576913233

 

 

Ford model T lookalike

 

No, it's not. It's a childrens' merry go round car lookalike.

 

 

This vehicle has been in storage for the last 7 years due to poor health of owner.

 

No wonder he's bedridden after driving this pile of shit.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-bodge-spacevan-Perkins-Diesel-complete-restoration-project-barn-find-/152618728689

 

1978 bodge

 

I agree.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Panhard-24-BT-classic-car-Rare-French-import-Somerset-collection-Project/322584961641

 

 

would be worth a lot of money when completed

 

My grandma would be alive if she hadn't died.

[Junkman]

Need a cheap rear axle for your Locost?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ISUZU-PIAZZA-TURBO-DRIFT-CELICA-PROJECT-BARN-FIND-1987-MANUAL-WHITE-DELOREAN/172767825869

[Junkman]

Here we go for it not meeting its reserve for the fourth time.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Ford-Thunderbird-for-sale-/272756763460

 

It has been bid to £4,400 yesterday, which I think is a very fair offer.

[Junkman]

The best photo on eBay ever?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Rover-800-825-Sli-fastback-coupe-v6-2-5-1997-spares-or-repair-/182661391267

 

 

Had a headgasket issue hence the reason it went into storage, headgasket was replaced but not finished putting back together.

 

WCPGW?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LINCOLN-CONTINENTAL-1984-/272756589794

 

Watchlisted.

[Junkman]

Needs MOAR Pineappling.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Volkswagen-Polo-GLs-/172773944278

[outlaw118]

Fooked Pickarsole

 

£70 start....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Picasso-/263071183074?hash=item3d4043b0e2:g:5BAAAOSwyWZZW2Dh

 

However 

 

 

due to husbands health it's just been scorned and sitting outside

WHy would you do that, he's not well??!!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Toyota-Carina-II-GL-Petrol-1587-CC-Classic-Vintage-/332299081521

 

Grim.

[outlaw118]

Toyota no mot for 6 years, but doesn't look too sad...99p start no reserve http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CELICA-1-8-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-PROJECT-PARTS-CAR-/192243080833?hash=item2cc2949e81:g:7IsAAOSw8HBZF2VJ

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-panda-NOW-WITH-FULL-MOT-might-swop-for-tidy-classic-no-crap-/192243532379


 

 

might swop for tidy classic no crap

 

Who wants to swop (sic) his tidy classic for this shitbox?

What are these people thinking?

[Junkman]

Toyota no mot for 6 years, but doesn't look too sad...99p start no reserve http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CELICA-1-8-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-PROJECT-PARTS-CAR-/192243080833?hash=item2cc2949e81:g:7IsAAOSw8HBZF2VJ

 

Ya doin it RONG.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-mr2-ferrari-look-alike-/322586321162

 

 

ferrari look alike

[outlaw118]

£600 start with OMGHGF - on a V6.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-MG-ZTT-for-repair-salvage-or-spare-parts-/282564857785?hash=item41ca2d8fb9:g:DhIAAOSwQ59ZYo60

[outlaw118]

@ Herr Junkmann =- I saw that but avoided it on purpose; it's been a long day, and I'm easing myself in.... 

[Junkman]

I'm still bracing myself to not fall off my chair because laughter.

What a thunderdolt.

 

Must have been full moon or something going by the quality of the newest listings.

[BorniteIdentity]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C890356

Anybody want to go 1/3s on this?

 

It's quite a popular scheme in Tenerife. Someone taxis it from 00-0800, next person 08-1600, then finally someone does 16-Midnight.

 

10/10 would cab this.

[outlaw118]

That MR2 is probably the most half...no QUARTER arsed attempt at a "REPLICA" that i've ever seen.  What a massive scrotegrinder.

 

 

£500+ for less than half a Golf http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-Volkswagen-Golf-GTD-Accident-Damaged-Salvage-Project-Track-Car-Scrap-/253028368186?hash=item3ae9aa7f3a:g:e4EAAOSwcj5ZXChf

 

[puddlethumper]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-panda-NOW-WITH-FULL-MOT-might-swop-for-tidy-classic-no-crap-/192243532379

 

 

 

Who wants to swop (sic) his tidy classic for this shitbox?

What are these people thinking?

Ooh ! Ooh ! A Panda Fizz fire. Who wouldn't swop (sick) a tidy classic for that. I have a classic non motorised lawn mower I could swop (vomit).

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-CITROEN-BX-GTI-1-9-8v-LOW-MILES-RETRO-NEW-TYRES-EXHAUST-MOT-MAY-2018-/132254152982?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/C30se-3-0-24-valve-manual-Vauxhall-Carlton-17-borbet-starfish-spares-or-repairs-/162583545683?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368&clk_rvr_id=1254239739858&utm_content=bufferb6c50&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true