eBay tat volume 3.

[Twiggy]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ex-Military-2-25-Petrol-LHD-Series-2A-Ambulance-Running-And-Moving-/132243754639?hash=item1eca578e8f:g:6wUAAOSwi8VZVN~G

[Junkman]

Shit the bed!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vintage-moped-Mobylette-/282538791451

[Junkman]

And piss it too, while you're at it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VELOSOLEX-4600-V1-V5C-CLASSIC-AUTOCYCLE-MOPED-/172749608391

[Snipes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/H-reg-1991-Datsun-Nissan-Primera-2-0-GSi-Automatic-Estate-2-Owners-56k-Miles-/391826193832

-I rather like this.

[andy18s]

.

[somewhatfoolish]

This 307 is so vast it cannot be captured within one frame.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-307-sw-2005-1600-petrol/1251748259

[somewhatfoolish]

Low mileage giffermobile, also unfeasibly huge.

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/car/1251791991

[somewhatfoolish]

Breadvan, not related. Beige quotient - moderate.

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-polo-mk-2-1.3-cl.-1990-dark-metallic-brown-/1251838336

[somewhatfoolish]

Motorised wardrobe with latent pogweasel.

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-agila-1.0-12v-for-spares-or-repair-no-mot-starts-and-drives/1251741070

[somewhatfoolish]

Are all Atoz this crosseyed? Minor giffer dents but otherwise clean looking.

 

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-atoz-1l-46k-miles-2001-y-reg-mot-d-until-aug-17-good-runner-%C2%A3290-ono/1251745332

[somewhatfoolish]

Badermatic with giffer dent in driver's door and a leaky exhaust; WCPGW? Bargainous.

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/quick-sale-needed-spaires-or-repairs-honda-civic/1251605388

[somewhatfoolish]

Dizzle Multipla sans MOT through shagged bushes and rust by a seatbelt anchorage; WCPGW?

 

[vaughant]

God help the human race.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-range-rover-/352096770543

 

Twas looking for a new mobile phone a month or so back and saw some lazy slag in her PJ's (nothing racy though) laying the phone on her fat legs while also lying on the sofa with the house looking like a nuclear bomb had hit it, taking a picture of it with another phone.

 

IDLENESS!!!!

 

 

still had a 60" TV and a ton of electrical goods in the front room!!!

 

 

Broken Britain, etc etc, this country ain't what it used to be blah blah blah.

[strangeangel]

electric moped

 

 

i find it dangerous on the road

 

just need charger

 

I'm 100 percent sure it's fully working

 

I bet it isn't.

 

has central locking so the bike can't get stolen

 

And here's a picture of the key, just in case you don't believe him:

 

 

Where do I sign etc.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/electric-moped-/112460301915

[strangeangel]

Another electric ped...

 

 

Used 5 times

 

The battery only charges to 28% so probably needs a new battery

 

Oh, you think??

 

Not much environmental impact there for your five journeys, then. Apparently these things are the future

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Moped-Scooter-e-go-eco200-/282547915920

 

[Supernaut]

http://autoshite.com/uploads/monthly_06_2017/post-8026-0-05589400-1498797515.png

That 405. Gimme!

 

*fruitlessly claws at monitor*

[strangeangel]

Vietbodge Vespa:

 

 

registered as a 125cc so the winning bidder can ride it with a CBT

 

I am a trustworthy eBayer

 

it has no MOT

 

will sail through a MOT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vespa-VBB-/322561649384

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-Piaggio-Vespa-GS160-MK1-in-collectors-condition-stored-46-years-vintage-mid/232382960985

 

[richardthestag]

balls of steel

 

Maserati Biturbo 222e - RH Drive, New cam belt and water pump, just serviced

 

1 months MOT remains, wish I was more stupid* as I reckon these are a right hoot while they are working

 

*reckon on stupidity being a significant factor over bravery when considering something like this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Biturbo-222e-RH-Drive-New-cam-belt-and-water-pump-just-serviced/112453878625

 

wcpgw

 

[Hertz]

WOODn't

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amazingly-different-Fiat-Siecento-/182644339335?hash=item2a86737287:g:ai8AAOSwstJZR6K4

[richardthestag]

A whole top shelf of Jazz Magazines

 

Hustler 6 Space Shuttle

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hustler-6-Space-Shuttle-/112454279509?hash=item1a2ecc2155:g:4BoAAOSwyltZTX8t

 

In the flesh with all the pink bits

 

 

[richardthestag]

there are no WMD

 

RARE ROVER SD1 VITESSE V8 EFI MANUAL SSH BARN FIND PROJECT 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-ROVER-SD1-VITESSE-V8-EFI-MANUAL-SSH-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-SOLID-99P-NO-RESERVE-/112456678000?hash=item1a2ef0ba70:g:BeQAAOSwXY5ZUFdt

 

write up makes it seem like some romantic, carefully parked up decades ago

 

MOT History says ✗ No MOT Expired:17 December 2016

 

So this has been... ah hem .. parked?

because is it probably .... ah hem .. fucked?

 

 

[richardthestag]

Abandoned in 1989 now is your chance to save it

 

Rover P6 1976 Spares or Repair Barn Find Banger car etc

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-1976-Spares-or-Repair-Barn-Find-Banger-car-etc/253011475567?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43781%26meid%3D8ba9ae8774724772b780f6692e0169b9%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D302360387196&autorefresh=true

 

I am not so sure that the intervening years have improved the cars prospects

 

[panhard65]

balls of steel

 

Maserati Biturbo 222e - RH Drive, New cam belt and water pump, just serviced

 

1 months MOT remains, wish I was more stupid* as I reckon these are a right hoot while they are working

 

*reckon on stupidity being a significant factor over bravery when considering something like this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Biturbo-222e-RH-Drive-New-cam-belt-and-water-pump-just-serviced/112453878625

 

wcpgw

 

What a load of old bollocks in his description. It is a Biturbo and no real difference to the rest of them other than they dropped the name due to the poor reputation at the time. The best ones were the Soft top or the Karif as they were shorter wheelbase. I had a 2.5 4 door at the same time as a 2.8 Spyder There is a massive difference, the 2.8 went a hell of a lot better and the handling was in another league. As this one is a 2.8 it will be good but nowt special.

[Cavcraft]

'Hello, is that Tesco? Just checking you have some ingredients in stock...'

 

[wuvvum]

Ultimate vanshite

 

[eddyramrod]

That CF just has such a sad expression!

[richardthestag]

Swallow shit

 

classic car Volkswagen Passat GL5 1983 five door hatchback scirocco shape silver

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-Volkswagen-Passat-GL5-1983-five-door-hatchback-scirocco-shape-silver-/253010922287?hash=item3ae8a04b2f:g:v6EAAOSwpONZT6ge

 

Currently located in some sort of covered outbuilding, you know the sort of place to store outsidey stuff

 

Somehow I feel its destiny will be slammed, stickerbombed and generally pineappled

 

[richardthestag]

Morris Minor pickup restoration project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-pickup-restoration-project/272735053413?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43781%26meid%3Da161ef21c78243fbbcd70b3fe4234ef1%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D292164168376

 

On 26-Jun-17 at 21:02:20 BST, seller added the following information:

 

Just realised the  log book for the pickup is registered as a van

 

 

 

I'm oooot

 

[richardthestag]

ready for an Ian McShane type rogue in Cuban Heels

 

VOLVO 240 2.0 ESTATE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-240-2-0-ESTATE-/322565142288?hash=item4b1a617710:g:I~wAAOSwDrNZTW9j

 

Honest MOT history, looks tidy