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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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SOON THO.

 

I'd love this, but with 8 days and 17 hours still to go - it's surely got a long way to go.  I'd like to think that the sort of bloke who buys something like this has more children than eyes, and thus doesn't have the money in December.  Guaranteed I'm still wrong on that though.

 

Nice spot.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Anyone in Scotland want to make SRS INTERNET BUSINESS coin for Chrimbo?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-LT-28-VAN-1987-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-DIESEL-DRIVES-WELL-IDEAL-EXPORT-/222351777951?hash=item33c532e09f:g:qmkAAOSwa~BYWRTF

 

 

Cavo's Real Deals say 'remove the current signwriting, polish van, buy some more saying 'Lufthansa Seaport Air Rescue Squad' apply them, then cover van in dirt before removing new decals again. Add a red flashing light to the roof and hey presto! an instant £28,000 profit to some 'right on' tit  who lives 200 miles from the coast but they'll put a surf board on the roof anyhow.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'd like to buy this and then park if facing the front window of my terraced house. Imagine the joy of opening your bedroom curtains to face this every morning? Brucie Bonus means you could start it up every three years (ideally at 5.00am on a Sunday) then leave it running the whole day just to annoy the neighbours.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Foden-400-440-CAT-Double-drive-Tractor-unit-/162327716215?hash=item25cb7c6177:g:vzcAAOSwXeJYM~8Y

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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2001 Mini Cooper in a good colour scheme and wheels.  Lowish mileage and apparently a recon gearbox.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Cooper-/252687372523?hash=item3ad55750eb:g:NOgAAOSw44BYSINw

 

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but when we put the battery back in for the test drive the triangle of doom appeared

 

Could be a concern...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MINI-MINI-COOPER-S-GREY-/252688676113?hash=item3ad56b3511:g:NxsAAOSw5cNYV~uX

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here's what this car wouldn't get with anyone else

 

 

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'MULTI AWARD WINNING'

 

 

SHITTEST THING ON 4 WHEELS NINETEEN NINETY EVERYTHING?

 

BEST PORTALOO?

 

MOST UNLIKELY TO THING TO SPEND 1,000S OF QUID ON?

 

Look at the fucking seats, for crying out loud. They look like a DFS sofa found in a council estate front garden garnished with some fat bird's Ann Summer's basque.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-3-DOOR-FORD-ESCORT-MODIFIED-SHOW-CAR-/132038371578?hash=item1ebe19a8fa:g:-O0AAOSwnHZYVp1N

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

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I'd like to buy this and then park if facing the front window of my terraced house. Imagine the joy of opening your bedroom curtains to face this every morning? Brucie Bonus means you could start it up every three years (ideally at 5.00am on a Sunday) then leave it running the whole day just to annoy the neighbours.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Foden-400-440-CAT-Double-drive-Tractor-unit-/162327716215?hash=item25cb7c6177:g:vzcAAOSwXeJYM~8Y

 

80 tonne GVW FTW

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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These things are so shite they don't even know it. They make the Almera look exciting and sporty

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/2009-nissan-tiida-automatic-1.6l-fully-serviced-mot-passed-low-miles-4-door-5-seats-saloon-car-racks/1141993653

wadda you know, that must be the one i saw in Whitby over the summer, as it was that colour and on an 09 reg....

 

i mean, how many of these can there be in the UK??

 

but meanwhile, as i need, no i really NEED some sort of V8 insanity in my life, i've seen these

 

exhibit 1 - a 97 LS400, MOT till september next year, 157,000 miles and a stamped up service book, asking price for this one is £1300

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Lexus-LS400-LS-400-Automatic-MOT-till-Sep-2017-Service-history-Auto-/262757996950?hash=item3d2d98d996:g:mjsAAOSw6DtYSz2F

 

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or, for exhibit 2 - a '99 LS 400, 96,000 miles and test till july 2017, BUT no service book. asking price £1500

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-LEXUS-LS400-96000-MILES-ONLY/132027926533?_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D2f2d584d79fd4d2093d51f921f13d76b%26pid%3D100033%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D262757996950

 

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there are only a couple of hundred quid between them. and i prefer the earlier shape over the later one, though the 99 car has it seems considerably less miles on it.

 

so, the question is, which is best?

 

seriously, which one tickles the collectives fancy?

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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There's  flipping thousands of those tiida's in and around Glasgow. Arnold Clark imported them by the boat load from Ireland much to Nissan's dismay.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The earlier LS400 is nice to me they started to look like big Camry's on the facelift. I think the motors are bomb proof so if it's been well serviced it should be fine.

Probably.

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Timewaster

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I much prefer the sharp looks of the earlier LS400.

Later ones are a bit blobby and shapeless.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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The later LS400 has a 5 speed box though, and VVTi. This means 290bhp rather than 260bhp.

the judge Rank: Citroen Ami

the judge

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What a coincidence!!!!

Only last year I sold my shitty fucked old Golf, and I got more because of the plate!!

It was P927RPN. You see?

 

EXACTLY the same as "plantar fasciitis"

Small world eh?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Why the fugg would anyone want a number plate that says ‘little toes’ anyway? I suppose there might be someone out there who is mad about the ancient Chinese practice of binding women’s feet, but it seems a long stretch to me.

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Soooo, what can we do to make a fairly desirable old car much worse?

 

Automatic Diesel engine from a taxi? Great idea

Spray a really wanky colour and remove all bright work? Bang on

How about a hideous and badly fitted interior? Cracking

And finally, the most Barry of Barry special sound systems? Ace

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1942-dodge-plymouth-business-coupe-REDUCED/282293235708

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