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STUNO Rank: Renault 16

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EDIT: Just read the last line of the description.. sadness....

 

Come back philibusmo, all is forgiven. 

Location Tauranga ! Price....$10.00 or near offer

Engine and gearbox good. RH airbag deployed.

 

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Must have been doing at least 10mph when that damage happened !

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/wrecked-cars/auction-1220981387.htm

 

EDIT again...Just down the page was....

 

needs engine, 2.5 V6. Same ?

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STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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WTAF?!

 

How do these people manage to walk and breathe at the same time?

 

They just can not, I really love the bit about the 0.5litres of petrol put in and it still won't start  :mrgreen:

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Pretty much unheard of on a 52 - I've only ever seen one on a 51, and a few on a Y.

 

That one was built on 11th April 2000 and registered on 20th December 2002, so for some reason it sat around for over 2 1/2 years before being registered.  Odd.  Still, at least the late plate will mean it's LEZ compliant, so probably a better bet than a 90T350 Mk6 - it'll rot just as much but it's less likely to shit its injector pump.

95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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Ring Ring.......saw your advert looks interesting.        

 

VERY RARE ......ooooooh

DIESEL AUTOMATIC.........wonder what ?

Excellent condition inside and out. ......Well thats good.

FSH....bit of a bonus AND LADY OWNER.....starting to go downhill....

 https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/very-rare-diesel-automatic.-excellent-condition-inside-and-out.-fsh-and-lady-owner/1204523943

 

DOH

rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

rantingYoof

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'QUICK! That bear stole my PICANICK basket!'

'Really? Where? I can't see any bear. You lying toerag...'

'HE'S RIGHT THERE! LOOK! HE'S ACCELERATING TO SIXTY MILES AN HOUR VERY VERY SLOWLY!'

'Oh, yeah I see 'em. Well, we need to give chase.'

 

*They set off at a brisk walking pace*

*Five seconds later*

 

'GOTCHA!'

'You had no chance mate, you should have got the petrol, not the 2.3d...'

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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UNIQUE REG - makes me smile, I had an employee once who blew a small fortune on a prattplate because it was "unique". She simply didn't understand that was the whole point if a registration number......

 

To each their own eh?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Nice car but reading the advert may cause you to walk out into heavy traffic.

 

 

The engine is in good order and runs very well

Giving nice smooth and powerful firm acceleration

 

etc

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-JAGUAR-Sovereign-4-2-SReg-1978-ONLY-73K-MoT-Mar-17-Lovely-Car-Needs-TLC-/252646358951?hash=item3ad2e57fa7:g:~w4AAOSwiONYM0i2

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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1990 E300 DIESEL 4MATIC, LHD, PROJECT, STARTS AND DRIVES BUT BEEN OFF THE ROAD FOR 2 YEARS, NEEDS LOTS OF WORK DOING ,HAS ODD WHEELS. 350K KM FROM NEW , ON POLISH PLATES BUT COMES WITH FULL POLISH LOG BOOK,NEED TO TRAILER/RECOVERY AWAY

 

and sold. Madness in my humble opinion

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