eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-X-POWER-SV-4-6-V8-325bhp-WITH-MUST-HAVE-OPTIONS-COLOUR-VERY-RARE-CAR/272425223156

 

FFS, these things are awful. Complete and utter shite.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This guy is literally selling a FIELD FULL of horrible old shitters for just 3750

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232124545146

 

 

here is a auction for 25 mixed used vehicles

 

Mixed use? I suggest a single 'use' awaits them all

[Cavcraft]

'AWAITING DEPORTATION'

[mercrocker]

Is it too early for Holiday '17? 

 

Episode 1 - Dub Avoidance 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-nissan-wheelhome-daneste-2-0-diesel-campervan-1-year-MOT-FSH-Pop-Top-/162291810458?hash=item25c958809a:g:GsYAAOSwpLNX8rhK 

 

 

Main selling point - Midnight Snacking 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[mercrocker]

Holiday '17    

 

Episode 2 -  Industrial Estate Laybys of the East Midlands 

 

 

Blend in anywhere with this -

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-daily-camper-van-motorhome-festival-bus-spares-or-repairs-Glastonbury-/112213233757?hash=item1a206e105d:g:T3YAAOSwA3dYG7Gh

 

 

Main selling point - Everything to hand....

 

 

[mercrocker]

Holiday 17 - Episode 3 

 

Going solo 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Doblo-2008-1-9-Multijet-Dynamic-5Dr-Camper-Van-Conversion-48-350-miles-/182362436657?hash=item2a75a5f431:g:G2oAAOSwj85YNDY5 

 

 

Why solo?  

 

Well, would you want to lie there while somebody else was using this? 

 

 

 

 

[mercrocker]

But the winner for Holiday '17 has to be -  

 

Beige LDV full of secondhand furniture, Granny annexe kitchen and Gruffalo upholstery. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-2-Berth-Campervan-Conversion-/112212973191?hash=item1a206a1687:g:TmoAAOSwRgJXmLsN

 

 

 

 

 

Now, where shall we go? 

 

 

 

[AMC Rebel]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Fiat-238-Camper-caravan/142180997683?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Dc5bbcf3424474af297c48afa0457cbbb%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D351845614493

 

Photo skillz award - that's the only exterior picture showing the "carcass" - although reading on, it's not clear if the carcass is still fitted.

 

 

 

This is a really unusual vehicle. Originally a flatbed truck, somebody took a handful of them and put caravan carcasses on the back. 

 

 

 

We have spent around £8,000 on her plus what we spent to buy her. We've had the caravan taken off and all the body work done, structurally she is sound. We have had other bits and pieces done to make her road worthy but she does need work particularly to the breaks. She is missing the left hand wing mirror. 

 

The mini breaks presumably?

 

 

 

We also took our rather large dog with us. 

 

Really - you don't mention bringing the dog back - did you eat it on the way?

[Alexg]

Jesus, who's going to "take ya chance" on 25 worthless old snotters of unspecific standard, other than probably fucked, for nearly £4000!??! Imagine the hassle of recovering all those cars FFS. What a div.

[oldcars]

This guy is literally selling a FIELD FULL of horrible old shitters for just 3750

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232124545146

 

 

Mixed use? I suggest a single 'use' awaits them all

That "awaiting preparation" sticker in that ZX is class.

[95 quid Peugeot]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-1.9l-zx-avantage-diesel-%C2%A3399-ono/1201314788

 

 

Offer in,    

[richardthestag]

But the winner for Holiday '17 has to be -  

 

Beige LDV full of secondhand furniture, Granny annexe kitchen and Gruffalo upholstery. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-2-Berth-Campervan-Conversion-/112212973191?hash=item1a206a1687:g:TmoAAOSwRgJXmLsN

 

s-l1600 (3).jpg

 

 

 

 

Now, where shall we go? 

 

nine bags!

[Junkman]

Want level exceeded.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1939-FORD-Standard-2-Door-Sedan-Flathead-V8-Hot-Rod-Nostalgic-Racer-/201726466119

[richardthestag]

Ford Capri 3.0 V6 Mk2

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-3-0-V6-Mk2-/232147512346

 

Well fit Mk2 Capri 3.0 Ghia *

 

 

* once those shat rimz / comedy tyres and stoopid spots have been removed

[richardthestag]

Triumph dolomite 1850 rolling project not barn find

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-dolomite-1850-rolling-project-not-barn-find-/322326984710

 

Buy this "no MoT" rather than some shagged out scrote dustbin etc

 

I rather have an itch for another of these and the webasto ticks a box - shame I have a) no money and no space

 

[cort16]

Swedish pineappling. I think those wheels are banded modern vauxhall steelies.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-740-Estate-/192034618745?hash=item2cb627bd79:g:6LYAAOSw-0xYNJfX

[richardthestag]

1977 XJS V12 Restoration Project Barn Find !

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-XJS-V12-Restoration-Project-Barn-Find-/401225018928

 

B Simun Templar brmmm brmmm

 

Early XJS Money pit

 

 

Or this one

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-1978-79-pre-HE-/142187668920

 

 

Maybe buy both and have two non running money pits - values are creeping but not enough I dont think

[richardthestag]

1978 JAGUAR 5.3 XJ12 L AUTO BLUE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-JAGUAR-5-3-XJ12-L-AUTO-BLUE-5th-LAST-MADE-IN-THIS-MODEL-/152328839593

 

Is there a more pleasant way to bankrupt yourself?

 

[richardthestag]

1989 MERCEDES BENZ 230 E W124 AUTOMATIC 1 OWNER YARD GARAGE BARN FIND CLASSIC

 

two tone

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MERCEDES-BENZ-230-E-W124-AUTOMATIC-1-OWNER-YARD-GARAGE-BARN-FIND-CLASSIC-/112203411239

 

I wonder how many of the 39 bidders realise that the "The last few pictures of the vehicle in the listing,  are of the condition of the Mercedes before it was parked up."

 

[richardthestag]

VW TYPE2 late bay crew cab 1979

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-TYPE2-late-bay-crew-cab-1979-/112212040318

 

I dont normally go for scene stuff but this iz nice, do not paint etc

 

[richardthestag]

DAIMLER XJ40 - 3.6 AUTO - 1988 CLASSIC

 

No MOT, looks terminally rusty, done a handful of miles

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-XJ40-3-6-AUTO-1988-CLASSIC-/122237751429?hash=item1c75f01085:g:tocAAOSwal5YMZTO

 

Maybe interior, mechanicals donor?!?

 

[richardthestag]

Mad

 

jaguar mk1 saloon 1957 Barn find

 

Off the scale wantness for this.

 

Preserve it as it is to gaze at. so it wont get worse before the money pit recommission

 

Luckily (for Mrs Thestag) no spare cash, and way to many projects on the go already

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-mk1-saloon-1957-Barn-find-/192032796160?hash=item2cb60bee00:g:Hr8AAOSwj85YMcyU

 

[Coprolalia]

Some interesting stuff on the blue at the moment.

 

 

 

4.0 v8 petrol

The MOT is until 24/01/2017

£650

It is possibly an ex service vehicle (highways or police?) it has an extra tray in the boot and some stickers in the cab, i have no paperwork to back this up but it is specced like a service vehicle not having electric seats, air conditioning, cruise control or sat nav all of which are notoriously troublesome on P38's. It also has 260k on, only the government could afford to put that many miles on!

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/193985/range-rover-p38-northallerton-yorks

[Coprolalia]

 

 

Mot until 10th July

£850, Winchester

 

 

 

Lowered by cut springs, depends how you feel about them

 

Eugh.

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/193920/volvo-estate-turbo-diesel-winchester

[Coprolalia]

 

 

310D Beavertail Recovery Mercedes Truck
2.9 diesel straight 5

£1950 Manchester

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/193918/1992-mercedes-recovery-truck-manchester

[richardthestag]

International metro SWB bus project

 

look cool slammed - Nooooooooooooo

 

or a Unique catering van - Make a difference from the ubiquitous H-Type

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/International-metro-SWB-bus-project-look-cool-slammed-or-a-Unique-catering-van-/291950913132?hash=item43f9a1666c:g:rY0AAOSwYIxX680X

 

[castros_bro]

Someone get this bought

 

Peugeot 205 1.8d 3 door
4 months MOT
currently SORN
starts & drives no problems
£a50

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-205-1.8-diesel-3-door-red-4-months-mot-spares-or-repairs-/1201321842

[Cheggers]

purple personal line

I've never heard it called that before [/bennyHill]

[Asimo]

£1k, 100kmiles and a good MOT history. Just needs smaller wheels and velour seat covers. How much to Oldham?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/1999-audi-a8-2.8-sport-auto.-12-months-mot..-low-milage..-stunning-car-/1200935476

 

Better colour, better wheels, more miles and more money. Seat covers needed again.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Audi-A8-Standard-Car-2771cc-Petrol-/142158840326?hash=item211953c206:g:94UAAOxy79JSYC6W

[bangernomics]

But the winner for Holiday '17 has to be -

 

Beige LDV full of secondhand furniture, Granny annexe kitchen and Gruffalo upholstery.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-2-Berth-Campervan-Conversion-/112212973191?hash=item1a206a1687:g:TmoAAOSwRgJXmLsN

 

s-l1600 (3).jpg

 

 

 

 

Now, where shall we go?

To the funny farm after dropping 9k into that.

 

 

If at first you don't succeed, keep fixing it until it's dead.