Shitting in the shallow end. Fellatio.

[Jim Bell]

7 minutes ago, 320touring said:

@jaypee had one of these as his first car - sourced by me when I worked at a car auction.

 

I bet that's why he looks so tired these days. All the women he has to fend off and probably service i dunno back when he was younger, on account of his sexy sexy car. 

[Mr Livered]

Some nice tunez choices there. That Alchemy live album was packed with enormous bangers. You can imagine you're piloting the Skoda down Telegraph Road next time you're on the way to Aldi or whatever.

[jaypee]

26 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

I bet that's why he looks so tired these days. All the women he has to fend off and probably service i dunno back when he was younger, on account of his sexy sexy car. 

🤣 

[Jim Bell]

Life with a Felicia is as cheerful as anything. Everytime I hop into it to pop out for condoms or carpet stain remover it just cheers me up to look at sat still and to drive. 

I'm emotionally addicted to afixing pointless things to cars so have been acting one hundred percent in character in this regard. 

I bought an AA badge from Ebay (hopefully not foreshadowing) and once delivery dropped,  it had a nice* hand written note with it. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Slapped it on with an Autoshite dealer sticker and the replacement wheel centre provided by @Marshall2810  . 

 

 

 

 

 

Aesthetics up from 76/100 to 87/100.

 

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

The only downside to driving this Felicia is that I do sometimes get propositioned by attractive folk outside of premium breakfast outlets. 

 

This is just something I'll have to learn to live with I guess. 

[grogee]

On 21/06/2026 at 20:36, Jim Bell said:

Its a great place to stick all your boss cassettes. Then you can just pull the box to take it into your homeboys house to put on the ghetto blaster. 

 

Decent selection, I could live with that on a long drive 

[EyesWeldedShut]

4 minutes ago, grogee said:

Decent selection, I could live with that on a long drive 

I was struck by the 'record labels you used to own but have totally forgotten about'

[jim89]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

The only downside to driving this Felicia is that I do sometimes get propositioned by attractive folk outside of premium breakfast outlets. 

 

This is just something I'll have to learn to live with I guess. 

Did she fancy a roll with a sausage?

[Jim Bell]

 

I was really interested to know more about Colonel John Treen so I messaged Matt and asked if he had any photos of the Colonel and his Rover that he liked to drive fast. He only had one, which he shared. Looking at it, I cant help but imagine we are very similar souls. 

 

Colonel John Treen and Rover. 1963.