Shitting in the shallow end. *Collection*

[Jim Bell]

Canny spot on the way in. 

Green 240 DL. Driver looked like a winner. 

[Jim Bell]

 

C1 faster than Volvo shocker. 

[Jim Bell]

Fucking. 

Day.

Ruined. 

Mate. 

 

 

 

 

Absolute load of shit. 

 

What am I gonna do now?

[Jim Bell]

Managed to find the most sinister public toilet in Newcastle. It's got a crane, what looks like an operating table and blood smeared around the gaff. 

Nice toilet roll though. 

 

7/10. 

 

 

 



[Jim Bell]

My actual small train. 

Choo Choo. 

Not really going that far. 

 

[brownnova]

27 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

As it’s in Huddersfield I predict a 27 year old Hyundai Pony with HGF.

FTFY

All the luck in the world for the collection, here’s hoping race-car-ness agrees with you Mr Bell/Wilson/Shitpeas

[Jim Bell]

 

Race breakfast. I'm not fucking about today lads. It's all business. 

[scdan4]

XR2?

[Jim Bell]

Hi. I'm televisions Nigel Manstall and I'm here to tell you a bit about race cars. 

 

 

Now I've driven formula one grand pricks and the Indianapolis 500, along with touring cars and go karts. 

The things I look for in a race car are:

1) Heated half leather seats. 

2) nice radio. 

3) spot lights. 

 

If you're buying a race car, please make sure it's suitably equipped with these features before parting with your money. 

 

 

 

That's some serious cool race car shit boys. 

[NorthernMonkey]

4 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

 

Race breakfast. I'm not fucking about today lads. It's all business. 

That should soon up the PC significantly

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Definitely a Mk2 Cav. They were faster than everything else on the motorway  at the time. 

Just needs a filofax lying on the passenger seat for maximum effect. 

 

Edit - you specified half-cow seating arrangements. 

What sort of modernity do we have here? 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, NorthernMonkey said:

That should soon up the PC significantly

Stalled at 1 at the moment. Too may hob nobs yesterday. 

[Jim Bell]

The toon lamp post has given advice and asked the important question. 

[SRi05]

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

The toon lamp post has given advice and asked the important question. 

Such a polite bunch down there 

[Jim Bell]

Darlo approaches.. still southbound. Soon eggbound. 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Peugeot 309 GTI, pure race car.

[Isaac Hunt]

Race prepared  Skoda vrs 1.9 turbo pd 130 cars bikes swaps offer s part x 

 

[Jim Bell]

3 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

Peugeot 309 GTI, pure race car.

Ah man, I wish. Couldn't afford one these days though. 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Isaac Hunt said:

Race prepared  Skoda vrs 1.9 turbo pd 130 cars bikes swaps offer s part x 

 

It's smaller than one of them. 

[MorrisItalSLX]

4 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Ah man, I wish. Couldn't afford one these days though. 

Good thing I didn’t say 205 GTI then.

In that case, Rover Metro Super Kettle

[robthedonkey]

Citroen c1.... Pug 107 et Al with roll cage

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[Jim Bell]

4 minutes ago, robthedonkey said:

Citroen c1.... Pug 107 et Al with roll cage

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Faster!

[Jim Bell]

ITS GOT FORCED INDUCTION. 

[robthedonkey]

Pez? Mr2.... Focus St.... What age range we talking chod or modern.

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[Jim Bell]

1 hour ago, bangernomics said:

Is it yellow?

It is not yellow. It's mostly blue. 

[Jim Bell]

Just now, robthedonkey said:

Pez? Mr2.... Focus St.... What age range we talking chod or modern.

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Pez modern. 

[Tamworthbay]

I am expecting to be either gobsmacked or utterly disappointed now. 

[Jim Bell]

4 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

I am expecting to be either gobsmacked or utterly disappointed now. 

The latter.  

Definitely door number 2. 

[tooSavvy]

11 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Faster!

 

[Jim Bell]

Everyone is going to be dead disappointed. 

Owner has just been on the phone. 

'just tu let you knuuuuur. T't clutch sometimes goes to the floor and gets stuck. It's probly a release bearing'

I bet it fucking isn't.