Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends electric*

[Jim Bell]

On the move and in the groove. 

 

[Vantman]

This is a Greyhound!

[Jim Bell]

Oh yeah. Btw, I'm going to the place that's currently underwater. Yorkshire I think it's called. Hope it's fucking dried out since Friday. 

[Jim Bell]

Hello central my old friend. Ive come inside of you again. 

[bangernomics]

Is it yellow?

[Tamworthbay]

As it’s in Huddersfield I predict a 97 year old pit pony with asthma.

[DVee8]

12 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Oh yeah. Btw, I'm going to the place that's currently underwater. Yorkshire I think it's called. Hope it's fucking dried out since Friday. 

I drove through there yesterday it still was and hadn't.

Speed of chod yon avenger.

[skattrd]

Have you eventually seen the light and bought a Daihatsu instead of the inferior Toyota?

[Jim Bell]

Canny spot on the way in. 

Green 240 DL. Driver looked like a winner. 

[Jim Bell]

 

C1 faster than Volvo shocker. 

[Jim Bell]

Fucking. 

Day.

Ruined. 

Mate. 

 

 

 

 

Absolute load of shit. 

 

What am I gonna do now?

[Jim Bell]

Managed to find the most sinister public toilet in Newcastle. It's got a crane, what looks like an operating table and blood smeared around the gaff. 

Nice toilet roll though. 

 

7/10. 

 

 

 



[Jim Bell]

My actual small train. 

Choo Choo. 

Not really going that far. 

 

[brownnova]

27 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

As it’s in Huddersfield I predict a 27 year old Hyundai Pony with HGF.

FTFY

All the luck in the world for the collection, here’s hoping race-car-ness agrees with you Mr Bell/Wilson/Shitpeas

[Jim Bell]

 

Race breakfast. I'm not fucking about today lads. It's all business. 

[scdan4]

XR2?

[Jim Bell]

Hi. I'm televisions Nigel Manstall and I'm here to tell you a bit about race cars. 

 

 

Now I've driven formula one grand pricks and the Indianapolis 500, along with touring cars and go karts. 

The things I look for in a race car are:

1) Heated half leather seats. 

2) nice radio. 

3) spot lights. 

 

If you're buying a race car, please make sure it's suitably equipped with these features before parting with your money. 

 

 

 

That's some serious cool race car shit boys. 

[NorthernMonkey]

4 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

 

Race breakfast. I'm not fucking about today lads. It's all business. 

That should soon up the PC significantly

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Definitely a Mk2 Cav. They were faster than everything else on the motorway  at the time. 

Just needs a filofax lying on the passenger seat for maximum effect. 

 

Edit - you specified half-cow seating arrangements. 

What sort of modernity do we have here? 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, NorthernMonkey said:

That should soon up the PC significantly

Stalled at 1 at the moment. Too may hob nobs yesterday. 

[Jim Bell]

The toon lamp post has given advice and asked the important question. 

[SRi05]

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

The toon lamp post has given advice and asked the important question. 

Such a polite bunch down there 

[Jim Bell]

Darlo approaches.. still southbound. Soon eggbound. 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Peugeot 309 GTI, pure race car.

[Isaac Hunt]

Race prepared  Skoda vrs 1.9 turbo pd 130 cars bikes swaps offer s part x 

 

[Jim Bell]

3 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

Peugeot 309 GTI, pure race car.

Ah man, I wish. Couldn't afford one these days though. 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Isaac Hunt said:

Race prepared  Skoda vrs 1.9 turbo pd 130 cars bikes swaps offer s part x 

 

It's smaller than one of them. 

[MorrisItalSLX]

4 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Ah man, I wish. Couldn't afford one these days though. 

Good thing I didn’t say 205 GTI then.

In that case, Rover Metro Super Kettle

[robthedonkey]

Citroen c1.... Pug 107 et Al with roll cage

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[Jim Bell]

4 minutes ago, robthedonkey said:

Citroen c1.... Pug 107 et Al with roll cage

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Faster!