eBay tat volume 3.

[flat4alfa]

Exhaust is will leave your eyes ringing when you floor it

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FOCUS-ST170-/332343847321

 

 

[flat4alfa]

AN HONEST UNWANKERED ONE 

 

NO TOSSERS

 

I MAY COME ACROSS AS AN ARSE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T4-DOKA-PICK-UP-DOUBLE-CAB-2-5-TDI-SWANSEA-/272804116890

 

[flat4alfa]

Dixie horns

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/General-Lee-Banger-Rally-Car-/172819590608

[flat4alfa]

This car will make men fall in love with you

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-Coolest-Car-on-Ebay-Peugeot-505-GTI-Black-/132295545802

[flat4alfa]

It was running great having got a new motor I put this up for sale, a guy came to look at it and we agreed on £1050.

He came back to collect and pay with his son and asked if the son could have a drive to double check. The son came back 5 min later with it running the way it is now.

The guy then offered me £400 saying he would have to be out the cost of fixing it.

 

Pointing to the son he said that guy driving it opened the bonnet took spanners and a screwdriver from his pocket, did something under the bonnet closed it got back into the car and drove off 

 

Item location: Milton Keynes

 

BIN £250

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C8-2L-HDI-/202022346102

[JeeExEll]

^^^ This Citroen has 394000 miles on it!! Engine reconditioned at 315000 two years ago. Pretty epic miles looking at the mot history. Sounds like two shitbags tried to screw him over. Bastards.

[Matt]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C8-2L-HDI-/202022346102

 

That's a lesson learned for him then, don't let a stranger drive about in your car without you in it! Autoshite restore-faith-in-humanity task force to go and fix it for him?

[Jim Bergerac]

Calling Billy: http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/182716664967?_mwBanner=1

 

[richardthestag]

Check the fucking overhang on this fucker

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-RV/222590178708?_trkparms=aid%3D777003%26algo%3DDISCL.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45564%26meid%3Dd6fbfaa37df2436ca3157796ff515e29%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D322638007979&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985

 

Ideal for Devon lanes I would say

 

[richardthestag]

omg new trousers alert!!

 

more hipster than hippie I reckon

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-Lambourn-Live-In-Living-Horsebox/253088373440?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45564%26meid%3D189a8ce39c964c1e9b92742989ce4930%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222590178708&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

 

 

[DVee8]

Pahhh^^^ is that the best you can do?      Junkman this has your name all over it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RAF-Hawker-Hunter-T7-Jet-Aeroplane/182717087129?_trkparms=&_trksid=p0&clk_rvr_id=1284512627986&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1285662724108&utm_content=buffer8b616&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332335953988?clk_rvr_id=1285623549853&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Calibra-SE8-for-Spares-or-Repair-/332345258225?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[richardthestag]

lack of punctuation will make your eyes want to bleed.

 

hi here i have a transit van with mot till next year .it runs out in april 2018 . i got this as a project has it has a cooker cupboards and all you need to go away with beds sleeps 2 people you can hook up on any site 

 

 

oh yes, any site that you can push the bastard to. no engine you see

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car-transit-camper-van/253088721010?hash=item3aed436872%3Ag%3A0lcAAOSwv2FZjJZT

 

 

verdict - bit salty at £350, fucking scrap it mate

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-convertable-cabriolet-spares-of-restoration/332346350823?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45731%26meid%3D5d35917a1084458a8862742da05cd736%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D332345258225&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

[DVee8]

1974 HARDCASTLE AND McCORMIC COYOTEE MOVIE AND TV CAR...REPRODUCTION

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Manta-Montage-G80-/253092646134?hash=item3aed7f4cf6:g:voEAAOSwWmhZj2tQ&clk_rvr_id=1285668234456&utm_content=buffer982e7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[richardthestag]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332335953988?clk_rvr_id=1285623549853&rmvSB=true

 

 

any reason why he set up camp in a river?

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-MAESTRO-TURBO-1989-GENUINE-GARAGE-FIND-VERY-RARE-ONLY-79K-3-OWNERS-ONE-OF-92/302405025788?_trkparms=mehot%3Dpp%26&_trksid=p0&clk_rvr_id=1283603842498&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1285606744680&utm_content=bufferea321&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-VAUXHALL-VIVA-2-DOOR-1971-/112522536207?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368&clk_rvr_id=1285572654903&utm_content=buffer4b2ea&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-MORRIS-MARINA-1300cc-MANUAL-GENUINE-BARN-FIND-CLASSIC-BLMC-PROJECT-/112526775525?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Fiesta-Supersport/162628639203?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&clk_rvr_id=1285517073427&utm_content=buffer859f5&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[richardthestag]

PC Crester (sic) Van

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-crester-classic-project/311934511498?hash=item48a0bee98a%3Ag%3A7qwAAOSwX3NZbIwm

 

 

 

[richardthestag]

Austin Mk1 Mini 1961 Saloon

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mk1-Mini-1961-Saloon/112521087455?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45564%26meid%3D274221a5540945449484f86e57846551%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D162628639203&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

"solid body work apart from floor" oh and everything else. look at the qualitay of the weldage to the a-post

 

[richardthestag]

Scrote 2 door

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-MK1-Two-doors/263142869557?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45564%26meid%3D274221a5540945449484f86e57846551%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D162628639203&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

for spares or restoration project.

 

 

 

At some point ^^ seemed like a great idea

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232416249094?clk_rvr_id=1285766600404&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-find-American-Ford-galaxy-lucky-number-Chinese-8-number-plate-muscle-5l-v8/322651777127?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&clk_rvr_id=1284510529784&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1285548195971&utm_content=buffer48a0b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[egg]

be a lot like me with the wrong bumpers. And an unnecessarily large engine.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201708118249323

 

[doobietoo]

Have we had this yet?...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Pick-Up-Morris-Ital/202020985280?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Dbf6592815db144aeb932e1e0ee6d804d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D142476228277&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

 

[garethj]

If you want a bike with real character - it doesn't usually start for example, you could do a lot worse than one of these Armstrong MT military bikes

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Armstrong-MT500-/332338325610?hash=item4d60e8686a:g:RooAAOSwooRZjC3m

 

I think the 500 came first and the 350 was later with its tiny disc brake up front replacing the 500's drum.  Even though it's the exact opposite of everything I look for in a bike, slow and unreliable, I'd have one in a heartbeat

[garethj]

Back when I used to know about bikes, these BMWs were always a bit clever with their fiendish front suspension that eased you through corners at speeds that seemed impossible with their bulk.  And that's just the riders.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1150-GS-new-clutch-front-brakes-and-tyres-/182714052179?hash=item2a8a9b2e53:g:Cy0AAOSwZA1ZjsRT

 

Just a shame they hold their value so much