Umming in America.

[Barry Cade]

https://jalopnik.com/for-3-200-could-this-1989-umm-alter-ii-4x4-be-your-al-1820158818?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_twitter&utm_source=jalopnik_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Carlosfandango]

Fugly but Jay-sus that's cheap no? Also, you be a proper card carrying shiter if you owned it.

Sadly, it's in TrumpTown.

 

CFD

[CreepingJesus]

Umm...what happened to the one the lad up in Glenshee got a while back?

They're phenomenally ugly, and slow as a wet weekend, but none of that's held me back, so the Portuguese pony should do fine too.

[JeeExEll]

Reminds me of BV's one. Hope he's doing ok.

[chaseracer]

Does Skattrd still have the one he brought to SF16?

[Skizzer]

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Reminds me of BV's one. Hope he's doing ok.

I had a very brief drive of BV’s Umm on Friday, funnily enough, as it was in the way of collecting my Lotus. It was fabulous, apart from the brakes: the last thing I drove with brakes that vague was a narrowboat.

 

Apols for lack of pics. It’s a heroically ugly thing.

[Felly Magic]

When I clicked on the link, I also spotted this unusual offroader, Santana Landy, looks like the bastard lovechild of a series 3 and a 110

 

https://jalopnik.com/for-18-500-could-this-1986-land-rover-santana-109-tur-1772243888

 

[paulplom]

Umm, has it had a stroke?