320coupe's e36 320i auto

[320touring]

You join us on a live foray into the demented mind of 320touring..

[320touring]

So far we have a train going the wrong way, and rain, plenty rain. Ideal when you ain't brought a jacket..

[Lacquer Peel]

Why does it need to be replaced?

[Sigmund Fraud]

Why does it need to be replaced?

 

Because...

 

320touring

 

[320touring]

Why does it need to be replaced?

It has been vended to a victim

[320touring]

Because...

 

 

Pretty much.

 

Luckily I'm on my way to see a replacement as we speak.

 

I can haz chrain

[320touring]

The next stage involves an Autoshite remake of Layer Cake.

With less RS6 and more S4

 

 

Oh and less Daniel Craig (and MOAR DOME)

[dome]

I even wore my Speedos for full effect.

 

Did someone mention cake?

[320touring]

That's a negatory so far...

 

Anyone care to guess?

[cort16]

Are you not going in the wrong direction to pickup my Panda?

[320touring]

Hmmmm a potenshul?

[cort16]

Kentucky Fried Panda?

 

[320touring]

Alas no frying occurred

[The Moog]

I am assuming booooooost can be turned up

 

 

So Xud xantia

[320touring]

Nup

[cort16]

does it have front AND rear electric windows?

[The Moog]

Passat ...

[320touring]

does it have front AND rear electric windows?

It doesn't, and I ain't bought the first one I've seen!

 

Dome was most confused with me walking away

[dome]

I mean, I would (and did) buy worse. But Neil walked away. What is the world coming to?

[cort16]

It must have been bad

Was it powered by the devils bum gravy ?

[stripped fred]

It must have been shocking.

[320touring]

Day 2. I have recovered from the shock of walking away from a car, and am now back in fighting mode..

[Lacquer Peel]

Fuck it must have been really bad.

[Lord Sterling]

Who did the Alfa get vended to?

[320touring]

Who did the Alfa get vended to?

I'm sure a kullekshin Fred will be forthcoming..

[The Moog]

Thought you might have pounced on the cheap pisshat on here

[320touring]

Thought you might have pounced on the cheap pisshat on here

Currently trying to avoid VAGSHITE..

[dome]

Fuck it must have been really bad.

I'd have bought it.

[cort16]

Was it rejected because it was too nice ?

[Dave_Q]

Can we have some pictures?

 

Maybe a vague description, even if through the means of dance or something?

 

So far this collection thread is quite low on collectioning, although OP will surely deliver in the end.