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Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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URGH

Oh I dont know - rip out the rear deck, install a mattress, install some tints, install some banging bass ICE and mood light LED's and watch your average 17yr old college student fall over himself to own one (didnt you Mr Weir) and wonder why no one in the world man, woman nor beast would come back to his shag pad :roll:
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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No wai, you wont catch me in an old hearse, they seem to be all driven by sweaty greebos. That said i'm glad there are greebos out there buying them and looking after them.

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-FORD-ESCORT- ... 0268374187

 

Nice original Escort mk3 van sporting Sercks all round. :D

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-AUDI-100-CD- ... 0281488604

 

LPG'd Audi 100. Tempting but for the giffermatic 'box

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-TOYOTA-HI-LU ... 0249724209

 

GR8 4 chuckin' loads of nicked copper pipes into

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CHEROKEE-JEEP-LHD ... 0254491442

 

Great for pointlessness - 2WD Cherokee

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Daihatsu-F20-Jeep ... 0249377848

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Love to see stuff on eBay with a 'bid price:reserve price' ratio of over 20:1

 

In this case its 5000:1 with a day and a bit to go.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Saab-99-2-0-Turbo-B20_W0QQitemZ300248212858

Two Stroke to Turbo are funny. 99% of the time they'll have a hugely over-inflated idea of what something is worth, but then once in a while you'll get an amazing bargain come up. This one is definitely in the former category though - even as a Saab nut I wouldn't pay more than £2K for a 99 Turbo, however good its condition.
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CHEROKEE-JEEP-LHD ... 0254491442

 

Great for pointlessness - 2WD Cherokee

I actually drove around in one of these for a while when I was in the US about ten years back. They're a hoot to drive. With the four-litre engine and the light weight due to lack of transfer box, front diff etc, they are fast as f***, and with the high centre of gravity and primitive suspension they're a hoot round corners, in an "is it going to tip over" kind of a way. Also gr8 4 going sideways on dirt roads. :D
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I would LOVE one of these. 'Specially with 5-spoke alloys... 8)

 

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Pottering through the French countryside in one of these, with a baguette, some cheese and a bottle of red in the back, and Emma de Caunes in the passenger seat, is my idea of French heaven...

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I've always liked these. Kinda like a modern-day Méhari. This one's almost comically overpriced though...

 

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Edit: looks like he's managed to sell it despite the price, so there must be some demand for them.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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A bit closer to home - probably the best looking Audi ever. It's been sat on that grass for so long the rear wheel has sunk into the ground though, so it's probably rotten as feck underneath.

 

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Are those back lights the same as the Alfasud Sprint?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I've seen many bizarre listings on eBay over the years, but this has to be the first one where the seller has typed the add in Wingdings...

 

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Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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Now this I do like. Comically ugly styling, daft name, 50cc Mobylette engine - what's not to love? 8)

 

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Not only is ist even more Fugly from the front - but its clearly been allowed to breed :shock:

Jazzy Jeff Rank: Austin Maxi

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That Galant listing is amazing. I wonder if he is related to Raymanboy? It bears a lot of the eBay nutter hallmarks.Listing is longer the bible, full of needless insane waffling.Despite these list of superlatives, it isn't Road legal.Car photographed in deep foliage.Unwarranted sexual overtones. Ie; "Sensual leather seats throughout in cream"And that is without mentioning the frankly barking mad wingdings section, which by the way, translates to the following:"The tax and MOT have just expired, so unless you are rellay brave or stupid I would sugest not pissing off plod and bringing a trailer or contaccting a transport company for a quote try http://www.cartransportquoter.co.uk my post code is SA470NG"Why couldn't that just be typed in English? Only God knows.

Owain-328i Rank: BL Wedge

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Mmmmmm that Audi is nice, but that Black Saab Turbo is a real honey!

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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I've always liked these. Kinda like a modern-day Méhari. This one's almost comically overpriced though...

 

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Edit: looks like he's managed to sell it despite the price, so there must be some demand for them.

Hey, that's pretty cool! Is it based on an AX or something?
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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from the Galant ad...

Most of my IT equipment has been removed from working offices due to upgrades. (SOME IS BRAND NEW). They were working when removed but have not been tested since. Assumed to be working but sold as seen as I do not have time (and in some situations - the equipment) to test them.

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Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

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Not ebay, but does anyone want my rusty Mazda B1800 before it goes over the bridge? It needs lots of welding to the inner wings and cab, but it has a good bonnet, and new door skins, wings and tailgate with it, and a new engine.One Hundred pounds. I will not post or deliver! :D

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Can I see a picture of the worst of the rust? Also please confirm if you wil both post and deliver this item, thanks.

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

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Can I see a picture of the worst of the rust? Also please confirm if you wil both post and deliver this item, thanks.

You can. It might take me a couple of days to get them though as i need to find my camera and the truck is at my friends house.Rust wise, its pretty grim! I can also confirm i will neither post or deliver the item.
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