The Green Lean Machine - 1974 Ford LTD Leaving the GGG

[Junkman]

Let them justify their existence by pestering ignorant folk driving modernz, but leave us car guys alone.

 

Thanks for the congrats.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

That ain't bad for an oldie now is it......... I can't remember the last time I had a 'clean' sheet........

[Junkman]

I can't remember last time I had an advisory unless it was a car I had just bought.

[Guest Hooli]

I get advisories on MOTs, I don't see the issue when it's almost always stuff I'm aware of that doesn't need doing yet (hence no fail).

[Steve79]

I see you've got the land yacht on evilbay. What gives?

[Felly Magic]

Engine isn't big enough to improve* the climate around Stockport, I think JM needs to fit a Paxman Valenta or an EE Deltic engine into an old lorry for maximum improvement*

[Junkman]

Life. Shit. Same thing, really.

 

OK now?

[wuvvum]

He's having to sell to fund his 1960s Renault 16 fetish.

[Steve79]

Engine isn't big enough to improve* the climate around Stockport, I think JM needs to fit a Paxman Valenta or an EE Deltic engine into an old lorry for maximum improvement*

Yep stick a deltic engine in an old shelvoke pakamatic and then take it to London LEZ zone, and just have it sat all day outside some hipster twat cafe revving its nuts off. With TFL being able to do Sweet FA as 'historic vehicle y'all so exempt' Lets see Roman and Persephone try and drink their kale and soya latte covered in clag!

[Junkman]

Well, if everyone would do his deed to improve the climate, the GGG wouldn't have to struggle so much.

"Looking for a small hatchback". If I even read such couterproductive drivel.

[chaseracer]

I am now looking for a 2005 Dodge Ram 3500 dually with a 5.9 Cummins 6BT.  That should see the Black Country right again.

[Junkman]

Avoid that particulates belching shit, it's bad for the health and the environment.

Buy an eight litre V10 and start improving the climate.

[richardthestag]

10 Litre straight 4?

 

yep 2.5 litres / cylinder

 

[SiC]

I'm not quite sure what's more amazing, is it the machine or the old boy driving it?

[Junkman]

47 litre V12 FTW.

 

[Guest Hooli]

10 Litre straight 4?

 

yep 2.5 litres / cylinder

 

 

Fantastic, I really must get there one year.

[Junkman]

Cock.

 

[SiC]

Oops. Was it your error or someone else's?

 

It's because you're trying to sell it!

[Guest Hooli]

Arse!

[Junkman]

Fuck.

[Guest Hooli]

NUNS!

[Junkman]

Oops. Was it your error or someone else's?

 

It's because you're trying to sell it!

 

It's the fucking post's fault, of course.

You should see the fucking post.

[Guest Hooli]

Right that's out of the way, what happened?

[Junkman]

LTD - post interface. Score 1 - 1.

[SiC]

It's the fucking post's fault, of course.

You should see the fucking post.

The post jumped out at me officer, honest!

 

Doesn't look too bad. Nothing a decent body shop shouldn't be able to put right and respray. Or just sell as is...

[Junkman]

Post.

 

 

 

Wheelarch.

 

 

 

 

Trim.

 

 

 

Shit.

 

[SiC]

Ewww seriously? I was eating my lunch!

[Junkman]

I've lost my appetite, too.

[chaseracer]

Ewww seriously? I was eating my lunch!

 

I hope it wasn't a sausage.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Oh for fuck's sake, what did you do that for?

 

And it's Post 2 - Cars 0 if you include the Range Rover bumper.