Anyone speak Polish?

[TagoraSX]

As above. Anyone speak the language or have a contact in Poland?

[stillOrange]

How can I help?

[Mr A Lawrence]

Przepraszam nie mówię po polsku

[bunglebus]

Przepraszam nie mówię po polsku

 

[Des]

No need, all foreigns understand English once it's shouted at them, if they still want to play silly buggers then fixing bayonets shall swiftly promulgate an understanding.

[Junkman]

Przepraszam nie mówię po polsku

 

Och, kurwa.

[worldofceri]

I understood that last word; that's it.

[tooSavvy]

Poles, in Wallsend, that I have spoken to - more than just the one! - speak impeccable English.... shame, as the locals can't understand them 

 

And their 'Polszk Storezzkj' are a real example of 'Arkwrights F..ff...ffffamously Immm, urmmm, mmurmaculate Shop'

 

Showing the.... erm, indiginous Corner Shop proprietors a 'clean floor'!! lol

 

2centz

 

 

TS

[Matt]

F..ff...ffffamously Immm, urmmm, mmurmaculate

 

Is our Savvy (more?) broken?

[Uncle Jimmy]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Presumably a car is involved?

[lisbon_road]

Use google translate.  Not totally perfect, but I sold a Haynes Manual for a Vauxhall Viva to a man in Russia recently, all discussed in Russian.  I could not even identify any of the letters.

 

He paid and gave good feedback.  I made a profit of about two quid.

 

This is not a joke.  I sold a Haynes Manual for a Vauxhall Viva to a man in Russia all in Russian.  Really.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Yes! I like Mr Sheen best but will use Pledge if I have to, what about you?

 

We don't talk about Brasso though.

[Dead_E23]

I sold a Haynes Manual for a Vauxhall Viva to a man in Russia all in Russian.  Really.

 

What was he going to do with it?   It's not like the pictures in Haynes manuals are much help even when you can read the captions, e.g:

 

13.12  Extract the blurry grey mass by removing some of the 17 indistinct bolts

[Bobthebeard]

My next door neighbour is Polish. She speaks English fluently also.