June 2018 Calendar

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Tagora of the month: touring France.

[Guest Breadvan72]

[taxi paul]

I clicked on this thinking this was a plan for shitefest 18 and you where offering to host it. Very nice fleet by the way. So is there a field adjacent to your house,possibly large enough for a yellow bus perchance. Go on go on go on.

[eddyramrod]

For sheer shite content this must be in the running, mustn't it?

[Guest Breadvan72]

I rent my house from a man so posh that he needs and has no title.  The house has neighbours so posh that they regard the Queen as the insufferable lower middle class arriviste that she so plainly is.  All of these people barely tolerate me (I bought my own cuff links, FFS), and they already have various injunctions in place, and so on.  So, yes, a bunch of blokes in horrible cars from the late nineties and early noughties, cooking lard butties on oil drums and drinking Lidl Watneys sounds like just what I need to big up my standing in the community.

 

Actually, I would love to, but by summer 2018 I aim to be back In London and out of this weird place called "the Country", for good.  My five year exile will be up.

[Guest Breadvan72]

For sheer shite content this must be in the running, mustn't it?

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One's a minging receptacle for junk and trash, and the other's a skip.  [© Predictable Gags R US 4000 BC]

[eddyramrod]

Excellent rant, BV!  I especially like the cufflinks reference.  However I suspect Paul was aiming his remarks at our resident Tagora licker in the hope of an International Shitefest.

 

 

 

And oy, skip?  Cheeky fecker!

[Guest Breadvan72]

Excellent rant, BV!  I especially like the cufflinks reference.  However I suspect Paul was aiming his remarks at our resident Tagora licker in the hope of an International Shitefest.

 

 

 

And oy, skip?  Cheeky fecker!

 

 

In that case, let's get the Hell over to Germany, soon as.  Better sausages, better beer, better shitheaps.  Sieg Sieg!

 

Skip?  Yes.  Remember, I actually own an actual Rover.

[taxi paul]

Ha ha. Next year I want some of that sausage with the black pudding in the middle that the svm hoard. They only managed to smuggle square one over the border this week. Anyway I have no room to host ,council would say no anyway. But the limited space may soon be filled by Mrs bv's camp hairdresser's hand me down. Go to shitefest come home with several jars of very nice chutney and an idea for a car. Will we ever learn. I hope the cufflinks were Ian Flaherty designed ones. I went to school with him ,he also done my first tattoo aged 15. Very nice talented chap.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Edwardian bloodstone, IIRC.   Each to his own, but I can't see me ever buying cuff links from someone who designs tattoos!  Is it even legal to tattoo a fifteen year old?   My only tat says "Welcome to Birmingham, have a really nice day", and that's on my chappie, obvs.   

[taxi paul]

He sells them in harrods I believe. I don't think it's legal to tattoo at 15 but hey ho. I also don't think I have ever been anywhere that needs cufflinks or am likely too being honest. Is the tattoo abbreviated.

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[MorrisItalSLX]

My Jag, Plus bonus Aussie Chod

 

 

Check out the green Holden Commodore on the far right!

[vulgalour]

[Stixy]

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[Tickman]

 

 

[Skizzer]

Are we allowed late entries then?