Dan's Dross: More Dewsbury Toss

[Guest]

Alert! Daytime Malaga shot!

 

 

I'd have got more and closer but there was someone across the road messing around with a sprinkler. Perhaps next time. Seems to turn up on Sundays.

[vicsmith]

Yeah, tell you what, if you see a guy messing about with a sprinkler you know he`s not to be trifled with, surprised you got out of there with all your teeth in.

[Split_Pin]

Monster spot Incidentally, am I going mad or was there ever a hatchback version called the 'Rhonda'

[s2driver]

Ronda

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... _doors.jpg

Rhonda must have been the Welsh version....

[Guest]

Alert! Daytime Malaga shot!

 

 

I'd have got more and closer but there was someone across the road messing around with a sprinkler. Perhaps next time. Seems to turn up on Sundays.

We had a family friend in Spain who used to run us around Marbella in a Malaga. Then there was his mate Betty, she had a Fiat Strada and showed me how to make cakes.

 

GR8 FOR CARSICKNESS \ WATCHIN ELDORADO WHEN ILL OFF SKOOL.

[Guest]

Here's some more crud, I'll update the Harewood thread in a bit as there's more to come on that side.

 

 

Was in Asda picking up some delicious goodies such as tikka slices and this was about, not the best pic but looked tidy enough.

 

 

Nice Cavalier parked outside a motoring discount place.

 

 

Hirst Immigration Services - no passports, no problem, just sit behind a load of toilet rolls in the back and keep quiet.

 

 

Absolutely PERFECT Galant, I love it! It's beautiful. I want it.

 

 

In next door's drive now for some bizzare reason. I reckon the Charmant has more style and class though, so he can balls.

[Spottedlaurel]

Should've taken a shot of that Transit with your Galant next to it, would have been nicely period.Agreed about those Galants, I imagine them to be a very appealing drive.What does "he can balls" mean?...

[r.welfare]

What does "he can balls" mean?...

 

[Guest]

I like how "gorgeous" is in quotes as if it isn't really that nice at all - having had some of them I can confirm that the gravy is pretty unspectacular indeed.

[pogweasel]

Man, you eat some turd foods Dan_Hirst! Those Bentley jobs are common as muck. I saw at least 5 of them yesterday, just on a random drive to take my tame portuguese giant to the airport.

[M'coli]

 

Absolutely PERFECT Galant, I love it! It's beautiful. I want it.

(That's the wrong photo, looks nowt like said neighbours' pops' brief, let me get the right link)

 

 

Looks the spit of a neighbour's Fathers, even the colour. If he's still got it next time he visits, I'll take a photo and compare.

[Spottedlaurel]

Front ends on those Bentleys are kind of odd/rubbish aren't they? I think severely compromised by being based on a Phaeton, which has rather FWD-ish proportions looking as it does like a scaled-up Passat.

[UltimateJames]

Knew id seen that transit, my sister has just moved onto the street where it lives he`s also got a mk1 pickup and a mk1 fiesta.

Id have taken better pics but got told the owners are.. well best not to say really?

[pogweasel]

Is the phrase you are looking for 'fat violent inbred knuckle-dragging pikies' by any chance

[M'coli]

Knew id seen that transit, my sister has just moved onto the street where it lives he`s also got a mk1 pickup and a mk1 fiesta.

Id have taken better pics but got told the owners are.. well best not to say really?

Some form of ethnic minority stereotyped in the movie "Snatch" perchance?

[Guest]

That Fiesta is ace, I love the "FART" numberplate.

[Guest]

 

Front ends on those Bentleys are kind of odd/rubbish aren't they? I think severely compromised by being based on a Phaeton, which has rather FWD-ish proportions looking as it does like a scaled-up Passat.

Cars that the Bentley reminds me of:

 

 

 

And the original Phaeton, I hope Tim Dutton trademarked the name and got a nice out of court settlement from VW

 

[UltimateJames]

Is the phrase you are looking for 'fat violent inbred knuckle-dragging pikies' by any chance

Lets just say if a police helicopter was overhead im sure the loft would be glowing on the thermal imager.

[Guest]

What does "he can balls" mean?...

 

Will he fuck, i.e. he won't do it.

 

I speak teh Yerkshire ee thee cheap bastid sodding afids fook off baah one get one free norrhh ye buyy won y get won y fook offfh.

 

Fucking poetry.

[UltimateJames]

If tha knows nowt, say nowt an appen nob'dy 'll notice.Bur if tha's gor a bit er verse tha'd leek purrin' up ere then wang it dahn t'email pipe reet nah.

[vicsmith]

What the fuck`s happened here?

[Guest]

 

This was super tidy, driven by a lass to boot.

 

 

Every so often, this comes out of a garage near me.

 

 

Quite tidy 340 - was for sale but it's gone now.

 

 

Super rare Charade saloon! Also "Mr Juicy", one of Dewsbury's many dreadful ice cream vans.

 

 

No I don't want my driveway doing, now clear off.

[VWPowered]

yay metroshiteness, love it

[brammy777]

bleedin eck, thats a clean MKII transit!Also, are those charade saloons really rare? I know where theres one.

[Guest]

Here's a handful of crocks, the last one being the reason why I'm bothering at all.

 

 

Might as well start taking photos of all these before they get drifted to death later.

 

 

MENTOR!

 

 

Vic was waiting in the car and snapped this absolute stunner whilst I was in the shop - later I saw it parked up around the corner from me! Immaculate.