SVM Industries on tour. Featuring Midlands Massiv.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Removal from sick bed imminent.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0

[cms206]

International Delegates have arrived.

 

[320touring]

[Geordie accent] I cannock believe it[/Geordie accent]

 

send hellos from the touring tribe!

[dollywobbler]

I may wuss out of brekkie and head straight to the auction, where I'll risk my internal organs with their congealed fat items. What time are folk aiming to get there?

[Sloth in a bowl]

I may wuss out of brekkie and head straight to the auction, where I'll risk my internal organs with their congealed fat items. What time are folk aiming to get there?

 

 

First cars through the block at about 11:00 so we will be there a few minutes before. Look for the line of chod parked by the trees on the right of the carpark and we often hang about near shed exit as then you can breathe through the HGF fumes.

[dollywobbler]

Crikey. So speed is needed in choosing the winning* cars then!

[Pillock]

Yeah, might be worth getting there a bit earlier if The Game is happening. Or, you can choose stuff as it comes into the Shed of Dreams but that sounds a bit risky.

 

I do wonder how many Shiters it's going to need stood in the corner before Old Giffer Auctioneer finally snaps. He's clearly noticed us and occasionally suggests we bid on crap that's not making much, I think once we outnumber real punters he'll have a paddy.

 

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[bub2006]

Volkswagen Passat pillick?!

[Sloth in a bowl]

Crikey. So speed is needed in choosing the winning* cars then!

 

 

The cheapest junk is usually in the first couple of dozen and last couple of dozen cars.

This allows the big money (over £400) to get themselves organised, buy something, then have a death burger before their new toy breaks down in the carpark.

 

Alternative fun can be had by following the battery trolley about the carpark as the drivers hope to god that the massed batteries on board will last the full 2 hour event.

 

Also many a vehicle has been cranked out of the shed on the starter after having run out of fuel on the block.

[Sealtainn]

If possible please keep the percentage of the Scottish contingent who sadly can't be present updated with details.

I need to get to an auction event and you can add a "Most likely to be purchased by Sealtainn & aimed at Scotland" category

[hairnet]

any granadas will be reserved

[Lord Sterling]

...I do wonder how many Shiters it's going to need stood in the corner before Old Giffer Auctioneer finally snaps. He's clearly noticed us and occasionally suggests we bid on crap that's not making much, I think once we outnumber real punters he'll have a paddy...

Yeah, I remember one time he actually pointed to us as a car was going through. I get the feeling he'll scare us into bidding for a car at some point.

[cms206]

I'm now out for tomorrow gents. Will catch you all again soon no doubt.

[Inspector Morose]

All the best from those down south.

[rml2345]

And those up north.

[cms206]

Thanks guys. I didn't make it in time but the Council Estate got me home. I'll probably be offline for a bit so pass my regards on to the guys tomorrow.

[rml2345]

SVM (Day Service) is about to depart. Please keep all apendages inside the internet whilst it is in motion.

[dollywobbler]

Oh dear. Doesn't sound like all well last night then. I'll be heading over soon. Ish.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Lots of breakfasts being eaten at the Truckers Rest.

[Pillock]

Mine evaporated.

[bub2006]

Mine still has bacon fat left on plate

[beko1987]

Mine still has bacon fat left on plate

You haven't finished it then...

 

Deffo up for this next time, Amy didn't even get too cross when I asked her if I could go... But I really need to try and get the car more waterproof.

[hairnet]

Sods law says I pick summat that didn't have mot ffs

[Pillock]

Ring ring, ring ring

"Hello, Autoshite Valeting, how can I help?"

 

[hairnet]

Omfg!!!

[Pillock]

[Pillock]

 

Like flies round shit.

[Lord Sterling]

Bah! Sorry I couldn't make this chaps. Restless night due to phlegm building up and my breathing feeling more restricted. Then woke up later than I wanted to with blasting headache and feeling rather worse.

 

Plus later on today I've got my course to go to, but that wouldn't have been a problem anyway as it's only nearby in Wolverhampton.

[hairnet]

Mine evaporated.

  

Mine still has bacon fat left on plate

Had maccys at 8 am went to hollies had btekky then tea at truckers

[hairnet]

Mo pussy the moving flu machine fpb is here