My car's watching me

[carlo]

Don't know if this is hilarious, alarming or both

 

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/dec/07/florida-woman-arrested-hit-and-run-car-calls-police

 

 

[Split_Pin]

I would love to know if the car sounded slightly camp like KITT.

[D Spares & Tyres]

I can't wait til a few years time when these type of cars are put round a banger racing track ☺

[mercrocker]

Apparently they will soon be able to scan number plates for technical illegalities and alert VOSA.

[garethj]

A friend of mine was in a high powered, executive meeting at Jaguar Land Rover when they were discussing this emergency assist thing for their American market cars.  One of the product managers was painting some scenario about the car breaking down and it would call the local dealer for you, then moved on to some other incident which was more complicated.  He addressed the meeting room with a serious face and asked "... and then who are you going to call?"

 

In the following silence my mate said "Ghostbusters" which I believe did not get in the meeting minutes.

[purplebargeken]

Hi 911, my name is Chevy. My owner has like, had an accident, you know.

 

She kinda hit another car like and guess what, she didn't stop. I mean, how could you do that, right?  Anyway, here's the location and gee, I don't know, maybe you could send someone round? Just to maybe see if we are all ok? That'd be awesome. Thanks dude.

[purplebargeken]

UK version: Oi Pigs, this cunt has just had a smack and has fucked off. I ain't telling you where she is, do some fucking detective work for a change instead of hassling people for no insurance bollocks. Fack off. 

[purplebargeken]

French version: it just shrugs and lights up before ordering a coffee and driving off. 

[purplebargeken]

Romanian version: the car guides its brothers and cousins to the location so they can grab the scrap and weigh it in.

[purplebargeken]

I'm here all week, tell your friends. 

[Mr A Lawrence]

Italian version.

 

HEY.... WHATSA MATTER YOU?!? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[carlo]

French version: it just shrugs and lights up before ordering a coffee and driving off. 

 

Have a double like for that!

[Eddie Honda]

I'm here all week, tell your friends. 

 

You are Chas AICMFP:

[John F]

Andy the tyre man, on 08 Dec 2015 - 08:41 AM, said:

Italian version.

 

HEY.... WHATSA MATTER YOU?!? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

 

Daesh version: airbag deploys violently, decapitating driver. Car rings the authorities to claim responsibility.