Sold BMW E34 525i SE Now sold to scrapper.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I would rather rub gibbon shit in my hair than own any variety of Sierra.  Soz.  

[Lord Sterling]

Yes its made entirely of roundabouts, council houses,empty special brew cans and tracksuits.

A lot like Telford...

I was partly brought up in Telford! That might explain a lot....

[purplebargeken]

Black Crested Gibbon or Silvery Gibbon?

 

Other hair products are available.

[Guest Breadvan72]

BUMP

 

Anyone want this golden glamoourbox? 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Dudes, this car is a really famous Autoshite TART.  Don't let her go without BIZNESS.

 

Look, here's Fraulein Dietrich to sing about her.

[Guest Breadvan72]

The radio on the car is on strike, but if it was working, it would play this song sung by ACTUAL NAZIS.  Even Junkman couldn't complain about that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqb7LwxP6TA

[drum]

All BMWs are free.

[Longblackcoat]

Bare peng, fam, iz full GRIMY.

 

Need SICK STICKAZ an gotta be MOAR LOWA. An CHOONZ, blud, CHOONZ. Don't need no Nazi, gotta go Tiny/Stomzy/Bugsy for da whip.

 

Innit.

 

<edit: as dictated by my innit lolz homeboy son, possibly the whitest and poshest boy on earth, who yearns to be from da ge-o>

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

The radio on the car is on strike, but if it was working, it would play this song sung by ACTUAL NAZIS.  Even Junkman couldn't complain about that.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqb7LwxP6TA

 

 

Apart from a brief appearance from H Bimmler, thems is Heer (infantry) and not ur proper deaths head crew m8

[Guest Breadvan72]

Still fricken Nazis, though,  I don't buy into all this "It was only a few fanatics who also had the coolest uniforms who were naughty.  Everyone else was just misguided" BS.    

[Guest Breadvan72]

Bare peng, fam, iz full GRIMY.

 

Need SICK STICKAZ an gotta be MOAR LOWA. An CHOONZ, blud, CHOONZ. Don't need no Nazi, gotta go Tiny/Stomzy/Bugsy for da whip.

 

Innit.

 

<edit: as dictated by my innit lolz homeboy son, possibly the whitest and poshest boy on earth, who yearns to be from da ge-o>

 

 

The car has its original dealer sticker on it for Giffer POWAH.  Also "BBC Club Manchester"  WTAF?  

 

 

 

"My Other Car Sticker is Funny"

[Junkman]

Still fricken Nazis, though,  I don't buy into all this "It was only a few fanatics who also had the coolest uniforms who were naughty.  Everyone else was just misguided" BS.    

 

Yeah, not everything was good back then.

[Guest Breadvan72]

But that was then, and now we are all Euro chumz and everybody can buy CHERMAN cars yaaaaay!  

 

Especially this one. 

[Longblackcoat]

Well, yes, but I've (now) got three cars. One is German and was built in Singingdinginfinginfin or summit like that, one is German and comes from Yee-Haa County, Alabama, and Ollivander, an ostensibly Italian Panda, is acksherly a Pole, though a fighter not a dancer.

 

Moral of the story: (1) never piss on your own otter. That's just obvious (2) Also, never believe that yer Yerpeeeeen car is really from the place wot you thought it was constructerised.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Hoorah for amorphous Eurosoup!  All the modern ones look the same anyway.  

[Guest Breadvan72]

Also, everyone says Oh Noes the British car industry is KILT DED because of Red Robbo etc, but last time I checked there were factories making fucking gabillions of cars all over the UK.  

 

Anyway, this thread offers the opportunity to show your patriotic fervour and/or Eurocoolth by buying a car that was made in actual Germany by actual Germans (or Turks, or whatever) at a time when you could still buy a slightly shit British car made by a company owned by some British dudes (well, British banks, anyway). 

[purplebargeken]

I have never pissed on an otter. Something new to add to the bucket list then. 

[Lacquer Peel]

Still fricken Nazis, though,  I don't buy into all this "It was only a few fanatics who also had the coolest uniforms who were naughty.  Everyone else was just misguided" BS.    

 

Do you not think the same thing could have happened anywhere given the right circumstances?

[Longblackcoat]

Do you not think the same thing could have happened anywhere given the right circumstances?

Nope. Other people would definitely have pissed on Adolf's otter, and that would have buggered his plans entirely. Plus, no-one was interested in his Mine Camp board game - putting up tents underground seemed too much like hard work.

 

That said, even we had The Daily Heil - "Hurrah for the blackshirts" and all that - but "the right circumstances" were specific to Germany.

 

Never again would we see the adulation and possible election of a guy who doesn't give a shit about human rights, who's happy to use racist demagoguery, and who seems to think that women should frankly know their fucking place.........hang on Sooty, what's that? Look across the pond, you say?

 

There's a lot of Trumps's supporters who use terms to describe Mexicans that are entirely redolent of the views common in 1930s Germany.

[Guest Breadvan72]

How it was that the most civilised nation in Europe, a nation that had produced great scientists, poets, composers, artists, philosophers, you name it came to do what Germany did in the 30s and 40s is one of the biggest historical puzzles ever.    There was what posh French historians would call a "conjuncture" at that time and that place.  Could similar stuff happen in other places?  Maybe, but there was something decidedly odd about what went on.  

 

Anyway, they made good cars at least until the 90s, so BUY THIS E34, it's ace. 

[Lacquer Peel]

Definitely odd, no doubt about it. I think it shows how easily led human beings can be, and that we're not inherently virtuous.

 

GLWTS, these cars look so 'right'.

[Tamworthbay]

Strangely I think it's the German efficiency that made the nazis unique. Many totalitarian regimes have been just as evil at heart (including some 'we' have supported) but the Germanic mind turned it into a 'by the numbers' nightmare of proportions that still stop you in your tracks today. Stalin killed more but in a less organised and (perhaps more importantly) less well documented way so we don't know about it. Many of the atrocities that so revile, such as human skin ornaments, have been seen in many other conflicts, e.g yanks in Vietnam or using the breasts of native Americans as purses. The main problem with history is that it is all too easily forgotten and we march mindlessly into hating another group for no real reason but that suits those at the top, well most do.

 

It could be argued that the nazis committed two atrocities, the Second World War and the beetle. Which was worse will be discussed for years to come.

[purplebargeken]

The Treaty of Versaille didn't really help but hey, this is a forum about shite cars, not shite past politics, so let's stay focused on otter pissing or something less Nazi. 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Do you not think the same thing could have happened anywhere given the right circumstances?

 

 

Bosnia anyone? We could have stopped Adolf in (E)'34, but didn't. It was the Bronzit beige Nazis that developed the Heinkel M20 2.5 SOHC with Nutria cloth that makes the transition from nazispeak into West German BMW products as smooth as the gearshift from a 4HP22 EH.

[Longblackcoat]

The Treaty of Versaille didn't really help but hey, this is a forum about shite cars, not shite past politics, so let's stay focused on otter pissing or something less Nazi.

 

Fair enough, and on that very topic let me say (1) hope BV gets a sale on this soon (2) it wasn't MY otter that did it. Not that time anyway.

[purplebargeken]

I think it may have been an otter that

 

1. Knows you

 

2. Lives quite close to where you live

[Longblackcoat]

No, yer honner, weren't mine*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*could have been my lurcher, mind you

[purplebargeken]

Ve vere only following otters!

[brownnova]

I have never pissed on an otter. Something new to add to the bucket list then.

But make sure it's someone else's otter.... If its your own you'd have to wash it and stuff...

 

I have to admit to really wanting this, but can't atm, sadly, hoped it might be advertised in a couple of months when there's more of a chance!! But GLWTS, I'm sure there's someone out there for this beauty!

[Tamworthbay]

The Treaty of Versaille didn't really help but hey, this is a forum about shite cars, not shite past politics, so let's stay focused on otter pissing or something less Nazi.

 

but it's always ignored that the treaty the Germans imposed on the Russians was far worse. In fact the only way it could have been any worse was if they had had to hand over their entire stock of vintage otter piss.