Interesting about celebrities

[Guest]

Please some links for a lot of interesting about celebrities

[Guest]

Fuck off.

[AXrescuer]

Yeah, piss off Yoda!

[ashmicro]

Pain in the arse are you being. Yes.BEGONE!

[pogweasel]

In the vile 'cult of celebrity'. where brainless, talentless morons are for some reason revered by the thicker, more gullible proles, no-one ranks higher than arch-celeb-twat Jade Goody. Amusingly, Jade Goody now has terminal cancer and is going to die soon. I hope the poster of this thread does too. I will celebrate both events with glee.

[ashmicro]

Glad to see it isn't just me that despairs of the great British public. We need a good war to restore the natural proletarian/human balance - cannon fodder you see. Anyone for a spot of Frog-bashing? We're overdue as the Hun kept butting in.

[Father Ted]

I cant get my head around the idea that nobodys can be famous and earn ££££££££££££££££££££££££££'s for just, well for want of a better word, being famous, but not actually being tallented.

 

I mean, take Jade Goody.

 

Fugly.

Fat

Bald

Was on that terminal shit Big Brutha

Runs a hairdressers.

 

From what I can work out appears to have become famous for simply getting her kit off. I mean, fuck me, but im fat, fugly, bald and frequently gey my kit off, so why aint I on the front page of every tabloid and rolling in cash?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTnsb-HHYI

[Pillock]

Goody? Naaah fair play. I mean, yeah she's butt ugly, annoyingly squeaky and has the same level of intelligence as my toenail clippings (even the manky big toe). BUT she's made a stash of cash, used it to open a beauty salon which was her Essex Dream, and then pretty much f'ked off out of the limelight to live her dream in peace. The only reason she's been in the paper recently is that her other half is a yob and got banged up for it.If I could come up with a way of making a stash by being annoying, then disappearing with it, I would.Much better idea than these other 'celebrities' who hang around for ages, thinking people give a toss, appearing on every tv show and in every paper making you want to kick them in the face until it falls off.

[VWPowered]

Please some links for a lot of interesting about celebrities

how about you show us ya cars

[CortinaDave]

Arise, Sir Spamalot!

 

[55bloke]

In the vile 'cult of celebrity'. where brainless, talentless morons are for some reason revered by the thicker, more gullible proles, no-one ranks higher than arch-celeb-twat Jade Goody. Amusingly, Jade Goody now has terminal cancer and is going to die soon. I hope the poster of this thread does too. I will celebrate both events with glee.

Come on Pog, that's really TOO harsh!! She is, as you say, an arch-celeb-twat, but celebrating the fact she has terminal cancer? Words fail me! I honestly wouldn't wish that on ANYONE! I can only assume you've yet to have 1st hand experience of the misery of it.

[pogweasel]

Not feeling very apologetic, no. The only tragedy is that the racist oxygen-thieving attention-whore managed to spawn BEFORE natural selection kicked in. Though doubtless we will all have to feel sad, have a day of national mourning, sign a book of condolences, whilst having this retched, mentally subnormal womans demise foisted upon us from all angles, including multichannel 24hour rolling news, and 8 page pull-out in the newspaper and a 'special edition' of GMTV etc. Good, lovely, intelligent people who make positive contributions to society die horrible deaths from cancer every day, and that is sad.

[Richard]

Goody? Naaah fair play. I mean, yeah she's butt ugly, annoyingly squeaky and has the same level of intelligence as my toenail clippings (even the manky big toe). BUT she's made a stash of cash, used it to open a beauty salon which was her Essex Dream, and then pretty much f'ked off out of the limelight to live her dream in peace. The only reason she's been in the paper recently is that her other half is a yob and got banged up for it.If I could come up with a way of making a stash by being annoying, then disappearing with it, I would.Much better idea than these other 'celebrities' who hang around for ages, thinking people give a toss, appearing on every tv show and in every paper making you want to kick them in the face until it falls off.

WHSI don't object to Jade Goody. Just look at the upbringing she had. To make anything at all of her life after that is no mean feat, and she had a proper job before she went on BB. Even when all the money rolled in she managed to stay pretty much on the rails. I wonder if nanocelebrities have playground-style arguments about who is more deserving of their celebrity status. "I was in a girl band that got a Top 36 smash hit in 1997. I was miming, mind""Is that all? My aunt's friend was an extra in Triangle"

[Father Ted]

Well, ive been on:Granada ReportsITV Telethon 1990 (ignoing Richrd madeley on live telly)Treasure hunt and Who Dares Wins Christmas 1987 Show.Does that make me a celebrity? Does it fuck, it makes me a lardy attention seeking oik who once naively wanted to work in telly.

[Guest greenvanman]

... then pretty much f'ked off out of the limelight

That wasn't really her choice though, was it? I seem to remember the end of her 'career' co-inciding with an appearance on Celebrity BB in a pointy white hood carrying a burning cross.Wouldn't wish cancer on her though, terminal obscurity was good enough for me.

[pogweasel]

Whilst we are on the subject of 'celebrity hate'....

 

http://tinyurl.com/cetnu8

[simmo]

I had Simon le Bons dad's A60

[AXrescuer]

Whilst we are on the subject of 'celebrity hate'....http://tinyurl.com/cetnu8

I'm right with you on this one, can't stand the obnoxious woman.

[Inspector Gadget]

Its not about how much savvy or good looks you have or how much Columbian marching powder you can shove up ones hooter.. the answer is a simple one.. get yourself on JNM's listJOHN NOEL MANAGEMENT CLIENT LISTinvolved inBB and - spin off shows,INCLUDES regular guests onBB shows, staff/presenters/directors on shows that use BB clients regularly .Clients who are DIRECTORS of showsSteve Smith (Big Brother 2, Friday Night Project...)Ben Palmer (Bo Selector)=WOMEN clients of JNMDavina McColl (Presenter of Big Brother)Dr Sandra Scott (Psychiatrist on BBLB)Jade Goody (Big Brother Contestant)Josie D'Arby (Guest on BBLB + on BTReality with Jade)Chantelle Haughton (Guest on BBLB/a Winner of CBB)Kirsty Gallacher (Guest on BBLB,Kate Lawler (Winner of Big Brother3/Presenter on RI:SE )Rachel Morris (Relationship Expert on BBLB, BB Psych Show)Terri Dwyer ( Guest on BBBM+Guest Panelist on Big Bother's EForum,also 60 min MO etc etc!)Queens of Noize (Agent s John Noel's son = Nik Linnen)Mariella Frostrup (Godmother to Grace Adams-Short, BBother Contestant)Cleo Rocos =(BB Contestant) (was not listed on John Noel's website whilst CBB is on, she has him listed as her agent on spotlight and she knew Jade and on LStreaming theysaid they had the same agent )andAngelica Bell /Eleanor DaviesHermoneNicki ChapmanSadie FrostTess DalyMEN Clients of JNMDermot O'Leary (Presenter of BBLB)Russell Brand (Presented BBBM )Matthew Wright (1hr=Showcased and supported Jade Goody's staged teary "apology" on 23/1/07)and read that Matthew and JN holiday together.Leigh Francis (is ="Avid Merrion", Bo Selector)Trevor Lock (Guest on BBLB)Michael Underwood [entertaiment correspondent=works at GMTV / gmtv interviewed teary HM's ]PlusPete Bennett (Winner of BBother)and Nikki Graham (Contestant on Big Brother) are now advertised on the site (johnnoelmanagement)in the news section, so presumably are still client's.Ade AdepitanDiarmuid Gavin [garden designer]Joe MaceKarl PilkingtonEd LeighPritchardPanchoPaul WatsonJohn Leslie andCraig Phillips [bB1winner [ was recently listed as a client in Feb 07-so he may still be on his books]OTHER JNM FAMILY CONNECTIONSHannah Linnen-is John Noel's DAUGHTER(Works in the wardrobe department of Bo Selector)Nik Linnen- John Noel's SONand (is Agent to Leigh Francis=- Bo Selecta)The NEW TALENTGurmej Singh PawarGurmej Singh Pawar- accompanied Jade to India withJazz Barton [ Jade's publicist] for her India tour , seen with video cameraCaroline FlackChristine BleakleyBarunka O'ShaughnessyGarron MitchellRichard HindesJen BristerKaren HayleyRoss LeeMark FelgateAll Very cozy JNM insideous team

[Pillock]

This thread gets more and more random

[outlaw118]

If anyone on here has a facebook page, might I direct them to "The CNT Rocket", which is specifically designed for deciding which Celebrities are Not Tolerated (geddit?) and should be blasted into space on a rocket.Thanks.

[pogweasel]

I don't think you could construct a spacecraft large enough to accomodate ALL the so-called celebrities who boil my piss. Unless I was allowed to feed them through some kind of mincing-squishing machine first of course.

[Mr Lobster]

Jade Goody. As much as she is a horrible, odious, talentless waste of blood and oxygen, I wouldn't go as far as wishing her terminal cancer. I just wish she'd vansih to to be seen or mentioned ever again.However, I am fucking sick of seeing her in the papers. Do we really need to to see her life and death played out in he media followed by Diana like grieving in the streets. I very much fucking hope not. The whole celebrity culture we have is ridiculous. It leads normal people to think they can live like some a list 'star' when they ain't got two pennies to rub together, but he that doesn't matter, borrow some more money and live the dream! Fucktards. All of them

[mcqueenmachine]

Well, ive been on:Granada ReportsITV Telethon 1990 (ignoing Richrd madeley on live telly)Treasure hunt and Who Dares Wins Christmas 1987 Show.Does that make me a celebrity? Does it fuck, it makes me a lardy attention seeking oik who once naively wanted to work in telly.

Lardy? Attention-seeking? Oik? Isn't that me?ps. anyone seen 'Classic Gear'?

[Father Ted]

Well, ive been on:Granada ReportsITV Telethon 1990 (ignoing Richrd madeley on live telly)Treasure hunt and Who Dares Wins Christmas 1987 Show.Does that make me a celebrity? Does it fuck, it makes me a lardy attention seeking oik who once naively wanted to work in telly.

Lardy? Attention-seeking? Oik? Isn't that me?ps. anyone seen 'Classic Gear'?

Your not as lardy as me Mr Berry, nor is your Chorley accent as refined as mine! Which channel is classic gear being shown on? As a teenager I wanted to work in telly, so spent two summers working at Limehouse Studios (Treasure hunt, Who Dares Wins, Coming Next, The Money Programe and a few corporate videos) annoying Martin Hawkins (cameras) and Mike Lingard (lighting) and did a stint at BBC Oxford Rd (No Limits). I mistook enthusiasm (wich I had in spades) for tallent the sum total of which would have filled a small expresso cup) and it was cameraman Graham Berry who politely told me that I had fuck all tallent when working th camera and the total phailiure to get the right grades to get me into any of the ITV training schemes ( ITV seemed to concentrate on electronc type qualifications, the BBC concentrated on art - I was shit at both) - I wound up working for Woolyworths (look at what happened to them) and now enjoy a job after many years poking my finger up peoples bums with glyceren supposetories, telling drug addicts to fucking well pull themselves together and have a wash.Actualy, I quite enjoy my job now.

[Pete-M]

I had Simon le Bons dad's A60

I think my only claim to celebrity motoring was Bernard Mannings old Chevrolet Caprice that a mate of mine ended up with. I nearly bought it :-)Top tenuous?

[55bloke]

I had Simon Le Bon's mum!! Actually, that's a lie, I just thought it sounded funny!

[Richard]

I bought an Allegro off Bon Scott's cousin.

[gtd2000]

That's the great thing about spending around half my life outside of the UK - I don't have a clue about any of this shite to be honest

[AnthonyG]

I have a mate who was offered Ray Reardon's Morris Ital once. Or it may have been Ray Reardon's brother's Ital. I love really tenuous crappy celebrity 'links' (a la Chris Evans), esp if the 'celebrity' is really a non entity.However in my last job I did work with an American woman in her mid 40s whose brother dated Sharon Stone in high school!Simon Le Bons dad also had a blue Avenger, it's in a scrapyard somewhere 'down south'.