Best car nicknames

[Timewaster]

Ford Exploder

[Angrydicky]

Tin Snail - 2cv

Peanut - A30/35

MILFstro - Maestro

[steve_earwig]

I can't remember if a pregnant rollerskate referred to a Beetle or a 2cv (anyone?)

 

Some bike ones

Honda CX500 - plastic maggot

Suzuki GT750 triple - kettle

Suzuki GSX600 - teapot.

[sheffcortinacentre]

beetle,

 

upturned pram was 2cv.

 

never got peanut for A30/35.

[Ghosty]

Old Man insists on calling Kawasakis 'Sakakaki'.

[Noel Tidybeard]

toyoyo corrosion

[Formula Autos]

Erdbeerkörbchen (Strawberry basket) Golf 1 cabrio

Pineapple basket, surely?