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SOUL Rank: Austin Maxi

SOUL

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I'm just wondering if your local/regional rags publish stories as frequently as mine, people I give you shite stories from Bournemouth Daily Echo.... but it is truely astonishing the sheer numptyness of drivers in Dorshite (et)  & Hampshite (ere) that can't cope with the simplist of driving. 

 

So, add your rags stories news worthy or of a class you'd not even wrap chips in of local pillocks driving skills...

 

Kicking off with parking upside down today in an Esso forcort.   Tis pump 3 free Por Favor?

 

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/13578261.Overturned_car_at_Esso_station_closes_A31_slip_road/

 

 

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Some people, eh? Couldn't have done better myself.

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fred Rank: Renault 16

fred

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I'm just wondering if your local/regional rags publish stories as frequently as mine, people I give you shite stories from Bournemouth Daily Echo.... but it is truely astonishing the sheer numptyness of drivers in Dorshite (et)  & Hampshite (ere) that can't cope with the simplist of driving. 

 

So, add your rags stories news worthy or of a class you'd not even wrap chips in of local pillocks driving skills...

 

Kicking off with parking upside down today in an Esso forcort.   Tis pump 3 free Por Favor?

 

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/13578261.Overturned_car_at_Esso_station_closes_A31_slip_road/

Comment in the OP's link - must be a Shiter -

''BarrHumbug says... 9:04am Thu 6 Aug 15

Shock horror, its not a BMW or an Audi, that means the driver was obviously totally blameless in this unfortunate accident, probably had to swerve to avoid a reckless BMW or Audi driver?

Yes that must be it.''

fred Rank: Renault 16

fred

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Out on the piss AND getting pocket money? Does not compute.

Daddy has such a car -his pocket money probably equates to our wages

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Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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i saw the thread title and assumed you had been watching my daily attempt to get the F across the slippery roundabout on the A365 using just the force and a pair of dirthfinder tyres

inconsistant Rank: Lancia Gamma

inconsistant

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The wording in the first article about the oopsy flipsy is interesting, the driver is painted as an innocent victim who had a lucky escape and the car as the perpetrator of the deed. It's subtle, but I bet a lot of readers upon reading that will think 'lucky driver' or 'poor driver' rather than 'fucking idiot'.

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J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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'Fucking Idiot' is more appropriate. How do you do that..!? 

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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Traffic was slow on the approach as a result, with drivers slowing to look at the incident.

 

 

Should have read as: Traffic was slow on approach as a result, with drivers slowing to laugh like fuck at the stupid tosser of a driver and to post photos of same on Autoshite.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Good grief. Well that's one less chav wagon on the road.

Indeed, although a Corsa had to die to make it happen :-D
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MrBiscuits Rank: Austin Maxi

MrBiscuits

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4136224.jpg

 

Today's alternative parking in Bournemouth

Old people + Automatics = trouble
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