Rate my fail sheet - Retest of epicness

[af1]

Gr9 fail sheet for you all to admire

 

I found the hole, it doesn't look bad (please consider the fact that I am NOT a welder)

 

The emissions are likely to be due to the car having an OMG speedy stainless steel 3" exhaust system

 

The whole cv joint and gearbox leakage is probably driveshaft related

 

 

[EssDeeWon]

You wiped out the vehicle registration mark on the Mot sheet but left it on the Emissions sheet 

[af1]

You wiped out the vehicle registration mark on the Mot sheet but left it on the Emissions sheet

Dude I am just one crazy mofo living life on the edge!

 

HOLD ME BACK OR I MIGHT SOME MORE CRAZIES!

Today before the MOT I fitted a saxo mirror into my 306 ***WHAT AM I LIKE***

[EssDeeWon]

Oh and the car changes from a 306 to a 206 from MOT sheet to Emissions sheet. Jason Kirk haz done an error m8.

[af1]

Jason Kirk indeed has! Shall I

Go back and say that I believe they have tested the wrong car?

 

It is a bit of a worry when a main dealer can't tell the difference between two of their own cars!!

[michael1703]

If the test station had a sun dga2500 emission tester it would have passed

[af1]

I think the certain lack of catalytic converter made it fail

[Barry Cade]

1. You need a cat or a  new cat.

2. A 306 usually doesn't have a seperate chassis,so cannot possibly have body mountings.

 

Also tell Mr Kirk to connect the rpm sensor when doing the emissions.

[Minimad5]

LOL
that is all

[brickwall]

Main Stealer.???

 

Oh, and check yer exhaust ain't blowing

[Sloth in a bowl]

I'd rate it 8/10 with marks dropped for not having either worn brakes or a light bulb failure of any kind.

[Jim Bell]

I didn't think cars actually failed mots on emissions. Is that a thing these days? I've never even had an emissions sheet with an mot I don't think. Is there an age cut off for emissions testing?

[Richard]

There is, but it's something like 1974. Over the years I've had brake test results and/or emissions results attached to various MOTs,

[Barry Cade]

Main Stealer.???

 

Oh, and check yer exhaust ain't blowing

That only really affects Lambda readings.

 

I should really post up that 4 pager for the X-Type Jaaag. Would have been 5 pages if it hadn't ran out of petrol.

[Junkman]

Captain Kirk tested your car?

Is Scotty going to fix it?

[rml2345]

"Ye cannie change the laws eh VOSA, Jim..."

 

Wish I'd snapped the failure sheet from the vanilla breeze block as it was one of the more impressive I've had. This one gains marks for a comprehensive advisory list but not a podium place.

 

*Edited to add; As well as causing high Lambda readings, would an exhaust blow not have less CO2 as some of it is escaping?

[af1]

I looked underneath and instead of a cat it has some fancy 2-1 tubing so it's definitely running cat less

[af1]

I can has whole

 

£1hundra pnd cllckt 2nyte mayyte

 

[brickwall]

I diagnose a hole.

[Barry Cade]

I'd poke that moar.

[af1]

So I jacked it up and had a look underneath

 

This is the gearbox leak, I'm presuming that this seal has failed so I have cleaned the white area with gunk so I can ascertain exactly where it's leaking from

 

No cat here!

[af1]

So what did I do...

 

I bought two new tyres

I replaced both track rod ends

Bought an exhaust 2nd hand which ended up being derv

Bought correct exhaust 2nd hand and fitted it

Had welding done to big hole

Bought a 205

Replaced steering rack gaitor that was wrecked that they didn't notice

Bodged driveshaft gaitor with some tigerseal with a view to replace it when I have a bit more dough

Couldn't find play in roll bar

Clipped up all the wiring

 

So I put it in for another mot at a better garage, the exhaust fiasco really stumped me and the 10 day retest

 

And......

 

EPIC FAIL

 

 

Can I win 10000 shite points for spending a small fortune and it failing again on even more stuff?

 

 

I would like to thank peugeot for not noticing a leaky brake caliper

 

My mum for giving birth to my awesomeness

 

My dad for owning shite cars when I was growing up

 

My wife for saying "I told you old cars are shit"

 

My 205 for doing alnost 2000 trouble free miles

[mouseflakes]

Bodged driveshaft gaitor with some tigerseal with a view to replace it when I have a bit more dough

 

Don't use dough to fix a driveshaft gaitor- ask Mary Berry, she'll tell it's not up to the job.

[af1]

What about salt dough?

[castros_bro]

Autoshite repair recommends...... hammer yer 205 over yer 306

[HH-R]

I've never seen a fail sheet with ***DANGEROUS*** written on it before!

[Jim Bell]

I have.

 

For some pretty undangerous things.

 

Petrol cap rubber seal deteriorated ***DANGEROUS****

 

Fuck off.

[vulgalour]

What about salt dough?

 

Wouldn't risk it, the salt content will exacerbate your rust issues.

[af1]

So far I have just looked at it

 

Cried a bit

 

Looked at it some more

 

Cried more

 

Then I went to work in the 205 of joy

 

Listened to that "I touch myself song"

 

Banana Phyllis leggings flannel

 

 

*finally has that break down my old boss said I was due*