Ebay shite accessories and giffer trinkets

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEAUTIFUL-VINTAGE-C-1930s-1940s-BRASS-BRONZE-FOOTBALLER-CAR-MASCOT-6-1-4-HIGH-/171228839938?pt=UK_Car_Parts_Vehicles_Automobila_ET&hash=item27de08c002

[mat_the_cat]

I should take up smoking just to justify fitting this to one of my cars. I could probably fit it, that must be the simplest wiring diagram in history. They've even clarified that the car battery must be connected to ground. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOS-CLASSIC-CAR-TRICO-CIG-LIT-AUTOMATIC-CIGARETTE-LIGHTER-/221561105986?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3396122e42

 

70 amps?! I'm not sure I'd like to wire that directly through a Lucas ignition switch...

[Junkman]

Not a problem if you have this:

 

[mat_the_cat]

I should think fitment of that would generate PLENTY of replacement smoke!

[alf892]

Ah yes.......loom smoke.

 

I once spent a very stressful afternoon fitting a radio cassette in my mk4 Cortina. Simple job made stressful by my desire to also fit a graphic equaliser in the glove box and end up with no visible wires. The radio on these sits in the top part of the dash so I had to stand on my head to complete the wiring.

 

Job done I climb into the driving seat to enjoy the fruits of my labour and a fag. Switched on............fugging smoke everywhere and especially from the redundant speaker grille in the top of the dash. Blind panic follows and I run around not thinking clearly till I think to disconnect battery.

 

Cause?? Well when brain was re engaged I realised I had pushed the fag lighter (close to radio...)in as I switched on the ignition and it just happened that some bits of fag/fluff/shit in it that went up in smoke.

[Alexg]

Relive your youth...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980s-VINTAGE-RING-Rally-Giants-Halogen-Lamps-/321537637189

[kinkersaab]

Found this in the boot of my rover 75, just rediscovered it. Any one want it?

[vulgalour]

Me!  Pick me!

 

Rocket ship under bonnet courtesy light, yes?

[kinkersaab]

Okdoke, send me an address and i will forward it on. You're doing well out of kinkers useless tat, didnt you get my reflective door guards

[Pillock]

70 amps?! I'm not sure I'd like to wire that directly through a Lucas ignition switch...

Yet the instructions show 5A cable being needed. D'ya think they meant 70W?

70A is more than the main fuse in the MG.

[Joshua_090]

Found this in the boot of my rover 75, just rediscovered it. Any one want it?

looks like there should be a controlled explosion!

[saucedoctor]

Vulgalour's house, next week

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

Saw these...thought of Autoshite immediately;

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Motor-wheel-hub-caps-trims-Classic-Car-13-70s-80s-/191349391296?pt=UK_Cars_Parts_Vehicles_Wheels_tyre_Trims_Trims_ET&hash=item2c8d4fffc0

[Junkman]

In combination with these?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-ATLAS-Brand-White-Wall-13-Tyre-insert-Trims-set-Wow-Best-price/221550182281

 

 

[brickwall]

I saw those too. I couldn't bring myself to post 'em

[brickwall]

Not particularly original, but it has a tatty, browned box.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BLACK-AND-DECKER-CARVAC-9509-IN-CAR-HOVER-BOXED-/271626308993?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3f3e308d81

 

 

 

 

[Sloth in a bowl]

Relive your youth...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980s-VINTAGE-RING-Rally-Giants-Halogen-Lamps-/321537637189

 

Those are quite tempting for the Z

[brickwall]

No comment:

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/Gn8AAOSwq7JT-5qx/$_57.JPG

 

[vulgalour]

You're doing well out of kinkers useless tat, didnt you get my reflective door guards

 

 

Yes, I think I did, they're still on the Princess where they look right at home... shall PM some details.

[Station]

No comment:

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/Gn8AAOSwq7JT-5qx/$_57.JPG

 

Rank! Who would put that in their rear window? Apart from the grammar, it makes no sense!

[Pillock]

Rank! Who would put that in their rear window? Apart from the grammar, it makes no sense!

 

I know, the grammar is fucking awful. Then?

 

Unless they're implying you get sacked for getting noshed off. "A blow job is better; then, no job"

[vulgalour]

They want actual money for it.  Actual, real, genuine money.

[mercrocker]

Surely its a dogging accessory?

[brickwall]

I dunno. I just don't know.

[DSdriver]

Probably produced on the side by the head of English at an East End* comprehensive

 

*_{other fine schools are available on all sides of London}

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

Good old Harry never fails to deliver when it comes to tat.

 

A digital clock/tacho combo;

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BOXED-HARRY-MOSS-LED-CLOCK-TACHOMETER-SUIT-70S-80S-CLASSIC-CAR-FORD-MINI-VW/151439479833?_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D26266%26meid%3Dd69c5144cf27421b9007f607c818d4e6%26pid%3D100033%26prg%3D10943%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D121459763420

[brickwall]

Good old Hazza

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Harry-Moss-8-Track-in-car-Cadenza-Cassette-Tape-Player-/221558969527?pt=UK_In_Car_Technology&hash=item3395f194b7

 

[brickwall]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-HARRY-MOSS-CAR-CASSETTE-PLAYER-/121447477401?pt=UK_In_Car_Technology&hash=item1c46d57099

 

[Junkman]

Rank! Who would put that in their rear window? Apart from the grammar, it makes no sense!

 

It's perfect for people who don't want either.

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

walnut 1970s car raidio casset pkayer 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/retro-walnut-1970s-car-raidio-casset-pkayer-still-boxed-new-/151441993231?pt=UK_Collectables_Vintage_RL&hash=item2342a56e0f

 

Starting at £10.00 this could go for peanuts....