Santa Baby.....

[AndyW201]

A factory fresh rebuild for the 190 at one of the top Merc specialists, please. Maybe with a 3.2 24V conversion...

 

A Pineapple yellow Astra Mk3 Sport, with a Calibra 2.5 V6 for annoying all those pesky little Audi TDi S line owners on my daily commute.

 

A Paragon 1/18 scale Jaguar XJ6 S1 also please.

 

Oh, and Lucy the ITV weather girl as well.

 

Cheers Santa, I've been a good boy all year....

[greengartside]

I've already got the best christmas present of all time, which SWMBO has still to deliver!

 

But I'd also like one of these....

 

 

...and a nice garage where I could restore it.

[UmBongo]

 

This.

[Guest Breadvan72]

What, including Ray Doyle's bubble perm and the brass in the passenger seat?  

[Lord Sterling]

Oh, and Lucy the ITV weather girl as well

As in Lucy "as high as a" Kite.

[New POD]

 

 

Again. Also, a sack of money to pay my tax bill, and a heap of common sense so I don't fail to put enough aside in my tax pot next year...

 

Ha ha (No offence)

 

It's not hard to set up a side account and just put 25% or 35% (or what ever would give you more than the tax by a little) of all turnover into it and not touch it.

 

That said I've just handed my accountant my ltd company accounts, which took me 5 months to erm "make pretty enough to print out"

[Guest Breadvan72]

I have been self employed for 27 years but am still a useless fuckwit when it comes to tax provision.  I have some excuse as my clients take foogin ages to pay me, but the main reason is that I am a hopeless shitfabrains.

[purplebargeken]

I really would love a double garage Santa, just in case you didn't read all of my previous posting. Not that fussed about the semi-automatic. Honest.