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"Hey, can you guys hurry up and help me get this stuff off the van, I promised I'd lend it to that nice Mr Bundy from down the road for one of his late night charity missions."

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Hey photographer! How long do I have keep jumping up and down on top of this hill, wearing these stupid wings, for before you get the right shot?

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Morris Garages' outdated export methods continued to cause challenging issues for sales growth in the key North American market...

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A bit of a chain breaker I know, but I couldn’t resist, being a diecast collector...

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“You see that bit Kate? That’s where I’m going to put the FSO dealer in my model shite town."

 

“And that is where I’m going to nail your bollocks to-on the model Leycare sign- if you buy anymore sodding models."

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A bit of a chain breaker I know, but I couldn’t resist, being a diecast collector...

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“You see that bit Kate? That’s where I’m going to put the FSO dealer in my model shite town."

 

“And that is where I’m going to nail your bollocks to-on the model Leycare sign- if you buy anymore sodding models."

Do you think if we lightly tap our fingers the little people will come out of the house?

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Actually-I think they’re trying to flush them out-look at their fingers. Using their fingers like pasty pincers of evil. BASTARDS!!!

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I've told you Dad - that sheet is not going to cover it up. My mates will be here soon - just get back in and piss off. 

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Oi... Oi!  What are you doing you little bastards?

Do you think if we had enough money to throw away bread like that we'd be having our holiday in a fucking Sherpa?

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That's right, carry on smiling. Carry on waving. Act normal, like it's ours.

I'll have these bags away in no time.

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Are you fucking serious?

I might have agreed to go for a ride in the balloon but I'm not that mental.

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Yeah, very funny.

 

Spray me again, you little cunt, and I'll chop your bollocks off.

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It was the eighteenth time in two weeks of ownership that Mary had had to return her new car to the BL dealership for repairs, but the complexity of the factory faults didn't seem to have got any simpler...

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SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

 

SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

 

SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

 

Don't touch mummy like that again...

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Yeah, very funny.

 

Spray me again, you little cunt, and I'll chop your bollocks off.

 

What did uncle Bill mean when he said he'd like mummy to give it the full cool hand Luke treatment?

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Sigh. You always go over the top at the auctions, son.

I mean, the duck and the fish I can understand, and I suppose the clock has its charm. But the woman?

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"Hey, can you guys hurry up and help me get this stuff off the van, I promised I'd lend it to that nice Mr Bundy from down the road for one of his late night charity missions."

 

So what you are saying Herr Goring is if we call it a glider club that lanky twat Chamberllain can't touch us?  

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He:  Look, darling, our brand new shiny car and in the best colours!

She:  [through a forced smile] Yes, dear.  [thinking] I swear to God, if you buy one more brown thing I'm going to kill you in your sleep.

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"An Austin A30 with "LOVE" on the number plate?"

 

"I know! What a gayer!"

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"An Austin A30 with "LOVE" on the number plate?"

 

"I know! What a gayer!"

 

Don't be silly Charles no need to buy seat covers I can make you some, look I made this super dress.   

 

Nah your all riight luv

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Yes, love, I know. I know.

 

I just really think that setting fire to it is a little extreme.

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[Allegro Estate]

Rather than fighting with that jerry can, wouldn't it be easier to just let the handbrake off and watch it roll into the canal?  The insurance company would be much less suspicious.  Throw in these appalling hats and maybe we could fake our own deaths, move to sunny Spain, live the high life just like we always dreamed.

 

Shut up, Margaret, you're drunk.

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“Hello Reg, thanks for ringing me. Err, I’m sorry, I’m going to be a tad late now, friend. The Rover’s broken down...well you see, every time the phone rings the bloody battery goes flat."

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I couldn't think of captions for these awesome pictures, but please someone have a go - so much to work with...

 

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Well done for negotiating a good deal on the new car, darling.

 

Anyway, erm, could we have a word about something. Now, it's about your eyes...

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I couldn't think of captions for these awesome pictures, but please someone have a go - so much to work with...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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That’s it Julie. Distract them while I take a dump on this yellow line.

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Well done for negotiating a good deal on the new car, darling.

 

Anyway, erm, could we have a word about something. Now, it's about your eyes...

What do you mean this is a dogging area darling, i haven't seen one dogwalker since we arrived.

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I couldn't think of captions for these awesome pictures, but please someone have a go - so much to work with...

 

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"Get smoking everyone, only another 110,000 coupons until we get a roof for the car"

 

 

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Sigh. You always go over the top at the auctions, son.

I mean, the duck and the fish I can understand, and I suppose the clock has its charm. But the woman?

Don't these bloody car's have a clock on the dash?

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