A great big pile of shite - my first post on autosh*te!

[fordnut]

I've been enjoying reading this forum for far to long - thought it was about time I made a contribution!

 

As you can probably guess my main passion is Fords although I'm quite partially to anything that's old and sh*te! I am firm believer that old motors should go out with a bang!

 

If I had a pound for all the shite I've seen I'd be a millionaire, it' not always easy to take photos without getting strange looks from people but here's an interesting selection none the less!

 

Nearly bought this MK3 Tina for racing

Spotted the Billy Blunder?!

You wait for ages and 3 come along at once - the bus on the far right is probably unique in having carried the old Division 1 Cup and FA Cup on victory parades

French Shite - there's a Mondeo bumper minus some tape somewhere!

GR8 4 TAKIN 2 THE WATER!

Did you know that you've got a light out?

Barn find!

Pubic Estate

Not so HOT MG!

Standard Crusty Vangaurd

GR8 4 TANKIN ALONG IN!

GR8 4 WEIGHIN IN!

The Holy Grail of Ford Shite!!!

GR8 4 FIRECRACKER!

Tired old Aunty

French 2dr Amazon

Tat Hauler

Turd of Metro but look whats next to it!!

Gravediggers motor?!

Parisian 132

Musty Mexico

French Shite Hoard!

GR8 4 TRIPS 2 THE C SIDE!

A load of old Pony!

Anglebox

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00507.jpg

Wingless Wonder

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00501.jpg

On the heap!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00502.jpg

Hippy Ital

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00500.jpg

Cat Piss Tarp Challenge

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00499.jpg

E-Z Fix!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00061.jpg

Wideboy!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00481.jpg

BMC Diesel Nuffield Tractor for all the Commercial Shite fans!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00460.jpg

Parking Spaces must come at premium in Elba!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00400.jpg

Big Yank

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00281.jpg

Heavily Guarded Viva Vans

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00280.jpg

Fantastic Plastic and 626 Estate

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00278.jpg

Sod the Ferrari - I'd rather have the Merc!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC01319.jpg

Autumnal Shite Scene

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard10.jpg

There's a Joey under there!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard52.jpg

Rust in Piece

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard54.jpg

Still looks like a MK1 Tranny to me!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard55.jpg

BMW 635

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard3-1.jpg

Hidden Humber

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard28-1.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard27.jpg

31Sick!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard2.jpg

Affro Metro!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/DSC00001.jpg

Do you Fink you can work out what this is?!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard16.jpg

Shite Auto Marina Coupe Stock Car - driver was Mad Max, Mad Malc more like!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard34.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard35.jpg

Bond Van

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard37.jpg

Oztin 3 litre

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard5.jpg

On the stick!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard39.jpg

MK1 Tranny Camper

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard6.jpg

Interesting pile of rust!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard4.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard7.jpg

Woodhall Nicholson Morris Oxford Shebden Hearse

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard8.jpg

with the world's coolest window sticker!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e126/tom_peters/autoshite/aberscrapyard12.jpg

 

Enjoy!

[155V6]

WOW!,that must be the Worlds biggest ever 1st post .Great pics though,I've been past that tank & those 2 giant tug things a few times.I guess a lot of the locations are Banger Yards?

[Milford Cubicle]

Great first post, love the Austin 3-litre peeking out.

[fordnut]

Not one banger yard in there - I wouldn't post pictures of my friends yards up anyway although they do have some very interesting stuff.

[pompei]

GR8 Spotz n nice captions

[155V6]

Not one banger yard in there - I wouldn't post pictures of my friends yards up anyway although they do have some very interesting stuff.

You must have a real knack for finding stuff then

[Ross_K]

Autumnal Shite Scene

 

If someone ever decides to make an Autoshite calendar, that shot should be in there.

 

Nice work!

[Hertz]

I've been enjoying reading this forum for far to long - thought it was about time I made a contribution!

 

As you can probably guess my main passion is Fords although I'm quite partially to anything that's old and sh*te! I am firm believer that old motors should go out with a bang!

 

If I had a pound for all the shite I've seen I'd be a millionaire, it' not always easy to take photos without getting strange looks from people but here's an interesting selection none the less!

 

French Shite - there's a Mondeo bumper minus some tape somewhere!

Enjoy!

Great pics, shame about the GTA Where in the world did you spot that then? Nice use of Duck Tape

[Split_Pin]

Excellent 1st post brilliant spost! I wish I could stumble on these scenes! Love the Parisienne 132

[retrogeezer]

Great photos....thanks for sharing.Can't believe those huge army land/water things are just left to decay.....would have loved to stumble across those.

[fordpoplier]

Great Stuff! Also intrigued by the GTA, rare to see something so once expensive held together by so much tape:)

[Karmann Ghiaman]

Thank you for sharing your lovely holiday snaps with us, fordnut. It's been seen here before, but hope you like this:

 

 

[Mr Lobster]

Brilliant selection of photos there! And welcome aboard

[michiel]

Wonderful stuff - love the Amphicar, was that in Paris too?

[Father Ted]

Very very impressed.I think we need to try and start an Autoshite Hoard for future generations to discover. I know of a field we can dump some cars in, we could start it off with a minimetro for Pog seeing as he loves them so much...

[andrew e]

We might need a "Pikey" cull first mind...

[fordnut]

The GTA was in a remote part of Wales - I won't say where mind you as I want the RS2K that was next to it although I believe both were awaiting restoration.The amphicar is in Paris and has been for several years, you can see Cleopatra's Needle in the background if you look closely enough.Like the Cortina Karmann Ghiaman - GR8 4 LOTUS CORTINA REPLICA!retrogeezer - there used to be a hell of a lot more interesting stuff in Tipner it's slowly being cleared for redevelopment particularly as the price of scrap is so high at the moment. 3 Nuclear Subs and a few rocket launchers only a few years ago!

[MrRegieRitmo]

retrogeezer - there used to be a hell of a lot more interesting stuff in Tipner it's slowly being cleared for redevelopment particularly as the price of scrap is so high at the moment. 3 Nuclear Subs and a few rocket launchers only a few years ago!

Was that on the right hand side of the M275 on the way into Portsmouth near the landfill site? There used to be a lopsided sub looking quite life expired in the harbour on one side of the motorway & on the other side near the dog track some old military gear, tanks, troop carriers also looking quite dead. All looked rather eerie, the sub certainly gave mum the creeps whenever we drove past as all rusting shipwrecks etc do!

[fordnut]

aka Pounds Scrapyard MrRegieRitmo!

[MrRegieRitmo]

Which, the bit where the sub was or the other side by the dog track where the derelict military stuff was?

[55bloke]

Amazing- I'm just as impressed as every one else! Be interested to know the time scale these shots represent- all taken in the same week, or the same decade? Corsair estate must be ultra rare. Wingless wonder is a Riley RM, and I was wondering if the CPATC was another one?

[aled]

hi fordnut, i notice many of the cars have west wales reg's. that scrapyard with the bond is the one in aberystwith if i am not mistaken also has 2 morris isis in there altho 1 of them was only just visable under a pile of copper when i was there over 10 years ago - bond hasm't chainged that much tho recognised the missing door/ roof pillar on the left hand side. -aled

[fordnut]

You are a correct Aled, it's a real treasure trove there, no Morris Isis when I went although there has been some interesting stuff through that yard. There are remnants of really really old stuff pre 1930s if you look hard enough.There are quite a few pictures from the West Wales area as I used to live in Aber.CPTC is probably another RM. Shots have been taken over a period of the last 5 years although the pictures were only taken over a few days.

[aled]

in the middle of aber there is a landlocked woolsey 1500, just outside i have found a lancia intergrale turbo in white with all the correct stripes and very low milage, ford zephur, hillman husky(imp), daimler ?, scimitar all in different locations, but i do agree that yard is a real gem if you hack through the brambles who knows wot you will find.

[keef]

Spotted the Billy Blunder?!

Yep. MG isn't it?

 

Any more of 'em?

[VWPowered]

great pics welcome