Those crazy French

[DSdriver]

Just found this on my local news:

Drivers heading across the Channel to France are being warned to make sure they carry disposable breathalysers in their vehicles.

 

President Nicolas Sarkozy has introduced the measures in a bid cut the number of road deaths in France.

 

Drivers caught without a breathalyser face a fine.

 

Andrew Kelly, marketing and PR manager, DFDS Seaways English Channel, said: “Although the new law is not due to be implemented until the spring and final details are still to be announced, we want to ensure our passengers are fully aware of the obligation to carry a breathalyser in their vehicles when driving on French roads and will be fully prepared.â€Â

 

erm... they obviously haven't thought this through properly cos nobody is actually going to use them otherwise they won't be able to show them to the rozzers when they get stopped. I expect Sarkozy has got shares in the breathalyser making company.

[ashmicro]

He's pissed off with Les Rosbifs cos Cameron told him to shove his deal. Took us all this time to get revenge for de Gaulle's "Non" to MacMillan.

 

Has anyone ever seen Nicholas Teacosy and Jean Alesi in the same room? Hmm

[warren t claim]

He's pissed off with Les Rosbifs cos Cameron told him to shove his deal. Took us all this time to get revenge for de Gaulle's "Non" to MacMillan.

 

Has anyone ever seen Nicholas Teacosy and Jean Alesi in the same room? Hmm

 

I must admit I'd quite like to be in the same room as Teacosies wife.

[ashmicro]

My Uncle lives in Normandie, and he saw her up close in Paris a few months ago. Uncle says she is a bit of un cheval up close.

[warren t claim]

My Uncle lives in Normandie, and he saw her up close in Paris a few months ago. Uncle says she is a bit of un cheval up close.

 

Was he fingers and tops close or just tops?

[pompei]

She was on Jools Holland's show about a year ago and looked magnificent then.

[Father Ted]

Why the hell would anyone want to go further South than Wigan, let alone France?

[Cavcraft]

My Uncle lives in Normandie, and he saw her up close in Paris a few months ago. Uncle says she is a bit of un cheval up close.

 

Was she worth a menage a un though?

[ashmicro]

I think my Uncle just doesn't like Italians. He was singularly unimpressed by my ex, Valentina.

[warren t claim]

My Uncle lives in Normandie, and he saw her up close in Paris a few months ago. Uncle says she is a bit of un cheval up close.

 

Was she worth a menage a un though?

 

[Cavcraft]

I would.

[warren t claim]

Well worth a Le Tug.

[messerschmitt owner]

I would.

I would the one at the back but not the one at the front!

[dollywobbler]

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a Thai lady boy in that shot?

[scooters]

Thai ladyboy....you dirty Welsh bastard!

 

 

Only joking.....I know yr

 

not welsh

 

 

mme sarkozy is probably aching for a good hard podgering from a proper bloke....someone who knows about vinyl roofs and how to change a track rod end rather than that cheese eating specimen of a husband who obviously was badly bullied at school for his ears!

 

The only problem is that she will need a bloody good wash first and might embarrass you if she asked you to pull over at a layby....

 

Dirty French bint!

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

She does look a bit too far-Eastern for an Italian. Her boobs are probably smaller than my dad's.

[Father Ted]

Her boobs are probably smaller than my dad's.

 

You know what they say bout more than a handful...

[hairnet]

He's pissed off with Les Rosbifs cos Cameron told him to shove his deal. Took us all this time to get revenge for de Gaulle's "Non" to MacMillan.

 

Has anyone ever seen Nicholas Teacosy and Jean Alesi in the same room? Hmm

 

 

alesis taller and got more money

[Station]

My Uncle lives in Normandie, and he saw her up close in Paris a few months ago. Uncle says she is a bit of un cheval up close.

 

Was she worth a menage a un though?

 

 

That'd be like shagging a bag of snooker cues.

[eddyramrod]

She needs a bit of meat on her... would? Nope, not as-is! Actually, given that the previous incumbent is a politician, and a Johnny Foreigner one at that: wouldn't, ever, even if I was paid and she had some cushioning (I like comfort).

[scooters]

imagine getting that creeps sloppy seconds!

 

However, as we are being crude, it might not be a great idea to cuckold him at the moment - could push him over the edge and we need his aircraft carriers being too shite to arrange any of our own!

 

my money says that Bruni will drop Sarko like a hot sausage when he loses the election this year and that horse-faced-facist-bint gets in!