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I havent laughed so much in hours :lol:

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Somebodys shit posts may not be shit 100 posts down the line if you give them the chance to accumilate them.

 

What? This is Autoshite. It doesn't get better with age. We just like things more when they're old, slightly unfashionable and likely to break requiring unobtanium parts. Newbies confuse us, and as Pogweasel (RIP) proved - our posters make a one way trip over the bridge of doom at 10,000 posts. 100 is barely run in!

 

That is, of course, ive got the wrong end of the stick and Im being asked to be mindful that this forum is moderated and/or frequented by the spawn of Mary Whitehouse :? I take what you say onboard with good grace.

 

Moderated? Autoshite? It's hard enough getting the management to remember this place exists. Occasionally one might pop past on the way to the loo, but more often than not they're busy approving russian spambots to actually do any moderating.

 

All Autoshites moderating is done by one man.

 

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The 13th Duke of Wybourne no less.

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Is it just me, or do cat's bums look like the cross section of a sausage you may have just bitten in half?

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For the greater benefit of this wonderful thread could my learned friend please post a picture a half eaten sausage next to a cat's arse?

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^^^

Oh, I see it now. I thought it was a bunny rabbit with its paws over its face (Palm Face?) :roll:

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For the greater benefit of this wonderful thread could my learned friend please post a picture a half eaten sausage next to a cat's arse?

Assuming, Mr Hatred looks like said half eaten sausage, maybe he could furnish the forum with a picture of himself.

Actually, thinking about it, id much rather have a pic of him rimming that cat, intellectually stimulating for him and amusing, in a sick sort of way, to me.

Whaddya say Lennie,you old twat?

Guest Leonard Hatred
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Stop filing the forum with shit and twaddle.

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we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

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we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

FUCK SHIT WANKER 300 CARS A MONTH D701 SWL PRIVATE PLATE WANKATHON.

 

And Vectras are still a load of bollocks.

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we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

we're all dissing Leonard, but he's not the one filling up these threads with utter horsewank. its about 50% of the regulars on here who are making the forum into a crock of boring, sub-facebook childish shit by filling it with post after post after fucking post, of absolute dirge.

 

FUCK SHIT WANKER 300 CARS A MONTH D701 SWL PRIVATE PLATE WANKATHON.

 

And Vectras are still a load of bollocks.

 

And I hate lecturers and Citroen C4s.

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How small does that undoubdtedly HUGE child seat look in the back of that mark 10? GR8 car 4 gettin four Arfur Mullards in the back for a Blaaaaaag job in the Sweeney. Terrific pic S.O.C.

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Hundreds of years ago when I was a student, a lad I knew vowed that one day he would get a Mk 10 Jag and waft along the front at Blackpool to show all those who had no faith in him at at school that he had made it. He was serious too. :roll:

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Hundreds of years ago when I was a student, a lad I knew vowed that one day he would get a Mk 10 Jag and waft along the front at Blackpool to show all those who had no faith in him at at school that he had made it. He was serious too. :roll:

 

 

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That Horizon is bang tidy. I would definitely smash its back doors in.

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FFS, freebird, stop attention whoring and close/delete this crock of shit!

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