X2 Dead(ish) Vans

[Volksy]

Well the Hi-ace is no nearer to being looked at, and I've gained a certain Green Renault Master.

 

It's a monster, not moved for about 12 months, but, will soon hopefully.

 

 

So my shite van quota is now two.

 

 

 

Anyone want to buy a camper..... I have a range...

[HillmanImp]

Were you drunk when you bought that?

 

I have some petrol and a lighter if you need it.

 

Is it a proper camper conversion or a van with a mattress, or even better:

 

[Volksy]

Nope, it's one of these...

 

 

It was kind of forced upon me..

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

I like those Masters, they have a real science fiction look about them. Great for Judge Dredd's camping holidays.

[Cavcraft]

Winner!

I hope it's some ex-local authority type which smells of piss and biscuits and has badly fitted ex-council house curtains and a bucket to piss in?

[HillmanImp]

Nope, it's one of these...

 

It was kind of forced upon me..

Wow. That is wonderfully horrid. It looks like they got the YTS kid to design it on a Friday afternoon whilst everyone else went to the pub.

 

Will be quite big inside I guess. Where are you keeping it?

[Volksy]

Not far off, Ex WYMAS biddy-bulance, Already kitted out, but damp has got in at one rear corner.

 

 

Was bought by some friends from a chap on here, but not really used, so rather than see it fragged they passed it on to me.

[Gompo]

Those Masters/Trafics looked shite when new and improve daily, they look quite under-wheeled and awkward (big body and the small wheels at each corner), kind of like a fat sausage dog or something.

[Alexg]

Nope, it's one of these...

 

 

It was kind of forced upon me..

Love that shape

[binhoker668]

Yes I want it.

No I probably don't have the dosh.

Yes I'd like to try.

What's the dillio Mr Volks?

I could proper use one of those.......

Trade in for sexy Maz with T&T?

[binhoker668]

In fact, if I can't manage to procure it, Nikki might want it - she's after a van/camper as well....

[Vin]

Was it owned by 'GreenVanMan' of this parish?

[Albert Ross]

I saw what I believe to be a 4WD one of these in the week, went past where I work, looked tall with knobblies on............

[Volksy]

Was it owned by 'GreenVanMan' of this parish?

It indeed was, some friends of mine bought it from him, but never used it as much as they hoped. It then developed a running fault, which meant that it languished unused for the best part of a year. Gonna stick it in for a test, to see how it does.

 

Does anyone know of anyone breaking one of these? As it defo needs a front screen at least.

[pogweasel]

Those Masters/Trafics looked shite when new and improve daily, they look quite under-wheeled and awkward (big body and the small wheels at each corner), kind of like a fat sausage dog or something.

This made me do some involuntary groffling.

[Rod/b]

I usd to deliver washing machines in a hi-top Trafic. All well and good until you tried to move the thing - it had a 1.4 litre engine. That plus 6 or 7 washing machines = clutch life fail.

[nigel bickle]

Had a very similar (diesel) version a few years back.

Absolutely brilliant house moving/tat hauler van-that helped me build 2 houses before I melted it on the M25.

 

Highly recommended- if you want to haul large loads but dont want to get there quick