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Nice.

 

So what do you think, does some bloke roll up outside your house in the van like Dynorod do, or does he just park up on a street corner and you queue up to get in the back for a hosing?

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They'd need a gen set and an industrial steam cleaner for some of the munters I've been out with over the years.

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so thats where all the wheelie-bin cleaning transits have gone over the last few years

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Spotted recently in The Bronx

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christ, if they can gaurantee that you get administered by that bird in the bikini I'm willing to try anything once!

 

but is it all it's CRACKED up to be?

 

I think we need the HOLE story before we RING the changes

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I'd only sign up if I could guarantee the first appointment of the day :shock:

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Sack this.

 

If you want your guts clearing out, come down to my works canteen and ask for the 'tuna', at lunchtime.

 

True, you'll shake like a spastic dog giving birth, your vision might go a bit off, and you'll feel damn cold for about 2 hours, but you don't have to deal with customers and your arse will go like a ball bearing after spurting out the entire contents of your stomach.

 

KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA KERPLUNK DOOSH.

 

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/germs/

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A Kaarcher up the khyber is probably about as unpleasant an experience as I could imagine.

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Having had the dubious pleasure of a colonoscopy recently, and the "powders" the hospital kindly supply for bowel preparation I'll be giving dubiously worded vans in tight back passages a miss,

As usual Billy Connolly explains things far better than I ever could;

 

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I seem to recollect a certain Cheryl 'Bucks Fizz' Baker having one live on TV a while back?! Put me right off my tinned ravioli.

 

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