OMG, Suspended From RetroRides

[FredTransit]

A lot of it was censored by the 'Admin', so not sure if it would be any use.....

[scaryoldcortina]

Somewhere in a secret Ohio bunker Norm has the ultimate autoshiter's dream... a Shelby tuned, limited edition Talbot Horizon. (Dodge/Shelby Omni GLH-S)

 

 

Quick tip for understanding him too. Read his posts out loud in the voice of Oddball from Kelly's Heroes. Even if you still don't get it, it's a laugh!

 

 

Oh, and Hi Norm, glad you made it.

 

 

edit.. I notice people keep wanting to see this, so here.

We've got a banhammer and we're going to use it

[ChinaTom]

I was not too far adrift with reading them in the style of these veritable characters then.

 

 

 

Excellent. I am a big fan of Mr. Dourif

[Guest]

 

edit.. I notice people keep wanting to see this, so here.

We've got a banhammer and we're going to use it

Don't suppose anyone has the unedited version of this saved, do they?

I can't make head nor tail of it. The only thing I can surmise is that somehow Norm's comments were taken as sarcasm and he was binned.

 

Seems an odd way to treat a well known poster, but I try not to read too much into the interniceme politics that strangle RR these days.

What provoked the original hatred anyway? All I see are some low E28s and some heavily saturated photographs.

[autofive]

Hello Norm

 

im sensing a lot of negativity in this thread

 

 

 

 

where you can screammm 'i love tagora's and metro's'

have you any Talbot Tagora knowledge Norm ?

 

perhaps a shite-masterclass is in order

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

 

The bottom row of three look like they belong to some fat 65 year old bloke with a Filipino mail order bride.

[Guest]

Norm is a real American shiter, his daily driver is a Citation II with the Iron Duke 4-cyl, 3-speed auto and California emissions equipment.

 

He's saving up for a Reliant K, but he can't decide between the bluff-front "Sergeant Taggart" model or the inset-light "Principal Ed Rooney" facelift. Don't choose, have them both!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

 

Evidently, the hotties like Yoko already crashed the nice 1750's before bikini girls felt the rapture to wax 'em? Imagine, see if you can try....

Close Norm, but no cigar. The year is 1969 and the Maxi is a Series 1 cable change 1500. Lennon was driving the turd but sadly he couldn't drive for shit and he crashed it in Scotland. Pity he didn't unbuckle Yoko's Kangol seconds before - free facelift!

[autofive]

its not theft norm, it s a tribute to you

 

got any pics of your cars norm, autoshite members might understand you from your personal choice of motors

[retrogeezer]

I dunno what was on the thread before but that e28 is just gorgeous...

 

[Pete-M]

Who the fuck is this lunatic?

 

 

 

 

Any why did no-one tell him about the sacred shrine of shite earlier? He looks like fun for a Merkin.

 

Greeting and salutation. Welcome to Shitesters Paradise.

[Guest]

I've got some pics of Norm's cars, let me just get them.

 

This is the aforementioned Citation:

 

Chevy Sprint:

 

Mercury Topaz:

 

Cimarron project car:

 

I haven't got any pics of his Fairmont project though, I think he's keeping that under wraps.

[mouseflakes]

The bottom row of three look like they belong to some fat 65 year old bloke with a Filipino mail order bride.

How did a photo of my shoes get on here?

[Pete-M]

Mustard mitt, that E28 is bloody nice, but the neg. camber on the back must make it an utter shitbox to drive. Shame.

[Guest]

Mustard mitt, that E28 is bloody nice, but the neg. camber on the back must make it an utter shitbox to drive. Shame.

That's scene for you. Johnny and his fucking hacksaw know more than car manufacturers Pete, gawd.

[cms206]

That Chevy Sprint contains so much win... mustcanhaz

[Guest]

It's an old picture that, looks loads better now, he did the bits of paint and silvered the steel wheels up. Get some new pics up Norm!

[Mr Lobster]

Norm, I do know what ypu mean about the whole negativity thing on RR, but its their forum and if thats how they want to play it....

 

We had a spate of RR bashing on here a few months ago thats all. I don't really want to read endless posts moaning about an entirely seperate forum. I come here to look at old cars - everything be it scrap to modified.

 

For what its worth, aside from the camber on the rear wheels, that E28 is beautiful as far as I'm concerned. Liking the look of your cars also, you appear to own some proper US Shite their. And thats obviously a good thing

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

The bottom row of three look like they belong to some fat 65 year old bloke with a Filipino mail order bride.

How did a photo of my shoes get on here?

 

[Mr Lobster]

The bottom row of three look like they belong to some fat 65 year old bloke with a Filipino mail order bride.

How did a photo of my shoes get on here?

I went 'round to your house. Ting Tong let me in.

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I've got some pics of Norm's cars, let me just get them.

 

This is the aforementioned Citation:

 

Chevy Sprint:

 

Mercury Topaz:

 

Cimarron project car:

 

I haven't got any pics of his Fairmont project though, I think he's keeping that under wraps.

That's a superb collection of shite. All you need to complete the trailer trash ensemble is a rusted out '82 Dodge Aries and a satin blacked '81 AMC Concord. Any plans?

 

Respect.

[trigger]

I remember reading about that in PC magazine, I was also quite disappointed when i saw the photo of you in the mag and saw that you looked nothing like Murdock like i was expecting.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

Evidently, the hotties like Yoko already crashed the nice 1750's before bikini girls felt the rapture to wax 'em? Imagine, see if you can try....

Close Norm, but no cigar. The year is 1969 and the Maxi is a Series 1 cable change 1500. Lennon was driving the turd but sadly he couldn't drive for shit and he crashed it in Scotland. Pity he didn't unbuckle Yoko's Kangol seconds before - free facelift!

Pity they both made it through the Maxi crash. If nowt else it might have saved the world from years more dreary hippy shit from the 'celebrity scouse' twat.

 

As regards the RR shenanigans I can't believe you got booted for your comment/s Blitz, as the way I read them you were defending that BMW builder.

[michiel]

[Cheers]Norm![/Cheers] I seem to remember some great (road trip) threads from you, but I haven't logged on to RR in ages, not really interested anymore... anyway, welcome.

 

[barrett]

HERRO!

I always enjoy your posts on RR, doesn't surprise me that they have had a total sense of humour failiure and booted you though... I think you'll find us slightly more permissive over here (You can do swears as well!)

Anyone that drives a Capri in the USA must have at least one screw slightly loose, so no doubt you'll fit in perfectly

 

Chuck some pics up of the ride for the benefit of those who haven't seen it, it's a bleedin' monster!

[eddyramrod]

Going by the pics already, ie signature and avatar, my Capri is positively a pansy next to this one! By the way Norm: welcome, from another far-flung Capri!

[scaryoldcortina]

Anyone that drives a Capri half way across russia, and then back must have no screws tight at all, so no doubt you'll fit in perfectly

 

EFA

[FredTransit]

Oh yeah, was that really a year ago?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

 

 

Evidently, the hotties like Yoko already crashed the nice 1750's before bikini girls felt the rapture to wax 'em? Imagine, see if you can try....

Close Norm, but no cigar. The year is 1969 and the Maxi is a Series 1 cable change 1500. Lennon was driving the turd but sadly he couldn't drive for shit and he crashed it in Scotland. Pity he didn't unbuckle Yoko's Kangol seconds before - free facelift!

Pity they both made it through the Maxi crash. If nowt else it might have saved the world from years more dreary hippy shit from the 'celebrity scouse' twat.

 

 

Worse is to come. Ono had the poor Maxi cubed after this pic was taken to be a 'sculpture'. Perhaps Mark Chapman was a closet Maxi enthusiast?

[MrDuke]

 

 

Evidently, the hotties like Yoko already crashed the nice 1750's before bikini girls felt the rapture to wax 'em? Imagine, see if you can try....

Close Norm, but no cigar. The year is 1969 and the Maxi is a Series 1 cable change 1500. Lennon was driving the turd but sadly he couldn't drive for shit and he crashed it in Scotland. Pity he didn't unbuckle Yoko's Kangol seconds before - free facelift!

Pity they both made it through the Maxi crash. If nowt else it might have saved the world from years more dreary hippy shit from the 'celebrity scouse' twat.

 

 

Worse is to come. Ono had the poor Maxi cubed after this pic was taken to be a 'sculpture'. Perhaps Mark Chapman was a closet Maxi enthusiast?

I see this pic as portraying the immediate aftermath of the Maxi being driven into a recumbent Yoko at about 40mph, whereupon due to her extreme density the car crumpled on impact. John has jumped out to pose for a quick snapshot before she has a chance to recover her senses and screech rebukes at him. Allegedly his assassin was aiming directly at Yoko as well, but the bullet ricocheted straight into John for the very same reasons.

 

Shit man, I REALLY need to get some more sleep....