The language of SHITE!

[RedSparrow]

Oh yeah and, 'engine-raped' 'engine rapist' etc-

 

Would be quite funny to write dictionary style definitions of these. A bit like the profainasuarus.

[Cheggers]

I do now find myself referring to Vauxhall "Disastras"

[outlaw118]

"Dry-bummed" and "bum-raped" are two I've picked up from here, and actually used too!

 

What you on Eddy, you're (almost) in Greece, they invented that kind of thing*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Historically/allegedly

[j-j]

I do now find myself referring to Vauxhall "Disastras"

Let's not forget about VX 'Ashtrays' - especially amusing when some gallous young acquaintance goes all boasty about their Astra coupé

 

Anyway, I generally use all of the lingo from here with regard to motors - some of it i reckon was more regional but now is standard crap car talk. 'Wad' for filler amuses me and is now my standard word for it..

[Black_GT]

Another word for filler I picked up from here is "wob". And courtesy of the grumpy thread, "mouth breather" is a good word to describe often used to describe "Joe Public"

 

Thanks to Autoshite, I've taken to referring to my car as 'shite, but in a good way' and when it goes wrong it's not a problem it's 'interesting'. This doesn't seem to make my passengers feel any more at ease, if anything it makes them look slightly more nervous than before they saw the car.

 

 

I like to refer to whatever rammle I'm driving about in at the time as "shite, not shit - there is a difference" which equally does absolutely nothing to make my passengers feel more at ease.

 

I also like to refer my 72 hours of Volvo 740 waftiness as "interesting", and since it's demise I refer to the car in general as "the comfiest place I've ever broken down".

 

When driving along I often classify cars the other cars on the road as "shit", "nice" or "shite" - with "shit" being by far the most common and "shite" obviously being the best!

[tonedepear]

Is Wob not the term of choice for filler?

[eddyramrod]

Where I come from, filler is often called "tetty" after Tetrion 90, other brands being available.

[MrDuke]

And courtesy of the grumpy thread, "mouth breather" is a good word to describe often used to describe "Joe Public"

 

I used this the other day while driving round Holyhead, and had to explain to Mrs_Duke what it meant... she was in stitches

[cms206]

And courtesy of the grumpy thread, "mouth breather" is a good word to describe often used to describe "Joe Public"

 

I used this the other day while driving round Holyhead, and had to explain to Mrs_Duke what it meant... she was in stitches

 

 

Yeah, this is another I'm guilty of using... regarding the filler debate, our buses are repaired using "bondo and catalloy", though my boss does come out with some rather amusing statements - his current favourite is where bolts have rubbed away panel mountings, they are reattached using "bigger repair washers".