Cheap Bastard Challenge

[somewhatfoolish]

Fiesta with giffer dents

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Focus with 5 minutes MoT

[somewhatfoolish]

Yaris with fucked clutch and 5 minutes MoT Award-winning photographer too.

[somewhatfoolish]

SAAB 95 with intermittent cutting out.

[Boycie]

On 02/01/2025 at 14:16, 1duck said:

And here I am bothering to MOT cars.

After word war 3 all that'll be left are the cockroaches .....and old Toyotas 

[Boycie]

1 hour ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Insignia with intermittent loss of power.

Insignia ....that'll very shortly become a permanent loss of power after an explosion akin to Chernobyl ..

[Boycie]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-jetta-saloon-2009-manual-1896-cc-4-doors/1492085152

Cheap VW ...from the port , in shitting terms it's as risky as ......

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Boycie]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-qashqai-hatchback-2008-manual-1461-cc-5-doors/1492071170

This is more like it ..... and 11 months MOT , if you and the Mrs get bored one night you can play this with the dents ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[1duck]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1B3kdLXZGw/

400 quid "drives mint" panda.

[Boycie]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-sorento-estate-2004-other-2497-cc-5-doors/1492128809

Have a bit of this , proper tank .... get the dettol and rubber gloves out

 

[flat4alfa]

5 hours ago, 1duck said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/1B3kdLXZGw/

400 quid "drives mint" panda.

It also 'strats' as well

[1duck]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1A7GNhRKzY/

580, but we all know that means 500

[1duck]

https://www.facebook.com/share/18AY9ycwoX/

 

Nissan tempest 77k miles MOT til July 500 squid.

[puddlethumper]

4 hours ago, 1duck said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/1A7GNhRKzY/

580, but we all know that means 500

It's a ULEZ complaint car. Every time you pass a camera it moans loudly about how unfair it is.

[108]

How about an outlier. My 09 Mk2 Focus is available to take away. 
 

1.6 diesel.
Silly mileage (340,000 miles, UK import).

Needs a clutch, not driveable except stuck in your gear of choice.
Aircon not working. 
Solid car. Mostly motorway miles.

New Tyres November 2024.

NCT until August.

Free to collect in Dublin. 

[Missy Charm]

2 hours ago, 1duck said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/18AY9ycwoX/

 

Nissan tempest 77k miles MOT til July 500 squid.

Not only did the previous owner die in the driver's seat of that thing, she remained there afterwards for three days, undiscovered.  

How about a Vauxhall Cosmopremium instead?  It's the only one in the UK, apparently, and 'might need an engine'.  Most cars do, so that's nothing unusual and can be ignored.  Other outstanding features of the Cosmopremium include a 'frilly' effect front rubber apron, artistic heat damage to the paint on the bonnet and half-leather, half-Bandaid seats.  The car also appears to come with a free, large green tent and a youth to live in it.  

Go on, you know you want the Cosmopremium: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1623755101564089/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Afd61ce7b-29c2-49c6-bc1b-f2c0fc9e8f11

[1duck]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1BFFctHqMk/

9 month MOT but needs a jump start, what could possibly go wrong?

[EyesWeldedShut]

7 hours ago, 1duck said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/1BFFctHqMk/

9 month MOT but needs a jump start, what could possibly go wrong?

Nothing - it's beige - winnah?

[tooSavvy]

A little further down the page, above...

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3816136831968557/?ref=product_details&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

.... "It'll polish out!"

🚙💨

[1duck]

Limp mode landrover

 

Amazed they've got that cheap even with the limp mode tbh, must be properly goosed.

[Boycie]

2 hours ago, 1duck said:

Limp mode landrover

 

Amazed they've got that cheap even with the limp mode tbh, must be properly goosed.

It'll break for loads more surely though 

[Boycie]

How cheap do u want them .... Ask for a tenner off for the exhaust gum 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-107-hatchback-2006-manual-998-cc-5-doors/1492266742

 

[1duck]

1 hour ago, Boycie said:

It'll break for loads more surely though 

That was my thoughts, if you could be arsed to take it apart it'd be a safe bet. 

[1duck]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1FwdHNyR3M/

[Boycie]

After Xmas ... Before payday , good time to go waving notes under a desperate sellers nose , I'd say there's more sub 1k cars around just now

[Boycie]

That Disco

£200 for the wheels 

£300 for the bumpers 

£80 wing mirrors 

Interior £250 if leather 

A good day with your socket set and you've still got the engine and gbox , what's the bets a land rover specialist bought it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Boycie]

Green ...check

leather ...check 

Dented/rusty wings ....oh definitely 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a4-estate-2002-manual-1896-cc-5-doors/1492332983

 

 

[Low ontime]

Looking for a cheap commuter car for poss job change, Gumtree is full of cheap cars…. Take your pick on issues some bigger than others…for example

Astra h, jumps out of 3rd gear= goosed gearbox according to the VX forums..

to

Astra h cant open door from outside 

price & looks/ wear the same! 

[1duck]

https://www.facebook.com/share/18RqFC5YAP/

 

Mot until October, cosmetically challenged. Looks alright, shame it's a ford.

[Boycie]

Look at this gem , even the roof works , wave 400 notes and drive around with 3 alloys on your wagon ...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-eos-convertible-2008-manual-1968-cc-2-doors/1492485180