Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Richard]

It's more like £54 for an MOT, unless you're in the trade.

[Polystratus]

Arrgghh!! It looks like a bloody train! I bet that's an interesting thing to drive...

 

... and just as big, great if you have some space - loads of it.

[pogweasel]

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-FIAT-CROMA-C ... 0612617750

OMG.

[Guest]

Thought an MOT was £40, must be gold plated for £100.

 

Ahh yes, but when you know men who know men, £100 quite literally does get you an MOT... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!!!

 

Hmm, I know of places that could offer that sort of service, what.

[barrett]

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OMG!

[pogweasel]

Bit pricey, plus wanky chrome arches...

LPG'd up though and...

The registration number shown on the car has now been removed and it has been replaced with it's original number H559 POG

WINNER.

[Vin]

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OMG!

 

 

 

I took this at AutoItalia at Gaydon. I know the seller and he hadn't had it very long. It is a very nice example. Unfortunately his other half was not impressed, so to create harmony he'd printed out 'for sale' signs to put up in the windows. He 'forgot' to put them up.

 

He also has a 130 coupe, 850 saloon, strada abarth & Alfa 166.

 

Obviously, the Croma was a bit too much for the domestic situation.......

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet? Diesel SD1

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I may be wrong but I think this has been for sale on the bay for fuggin years. Cant think why, as it is defo not a hopeless pile of barried-up old shit.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Escort-RS-Turbo-/290502210472

 

MUST BE SOLD TODAY BUT WILL NOT LET GO FOR LESS THAN £600

 

Oh aye, what happens in the unlikely event of no-one rushing up (with a transporter) and thrusting £600 into your hand then?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This is nice, 5-speed too

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-SAAB-99-GL-BLUE-5-Speed-2-0L-/130456771997

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-RELIANT-ROBIN-/320619158671

 

the car is hand painted has i was going to use it for advertising but never got round to doing it

 

Oh aye, just out of interest, what look were you going for?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This looks well crunchy in the photos, but its not everyday you see a Y-reg Nova! Must be one of the very first.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-NOVA-RED-/200544759000

 

I used to have a D-reg Nova 1200 saloon, it was great.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Good reliable cars these:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GL-GOLD-/330497738680

 

This auction is for a 1985 Volkswagon Golf GL 1.6- Petrol engine with 120,000,000 miles on the clock

 

'Just run in'

 

Looks very unmessed with, I would like to own this.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mini-Mongrel-Moke-replica-/130455114430

 

only selling due to divorce

 

I bet your wife is rubbing her hands at the prospect of getting half the proceeds from this 'golden egg'.

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-Beetle-Rare-19 ... 0699282966

I am selling this Beetle for a friend because he is a moron

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I was gonna take the piss out of this, but it actually looks pretty decent. its got a 24v Cosworth engine (mounted transversely!!) for a start;

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-DEON-OTHER-BRITISH-RED-/330497248683

 

Dion Mirabeau, Space frame chassis with grp body. this is a Italian sports car replica (The company and the car number will rename nameless as they removed the listing twice previously when i put up there name up)

 

 

What a shower of wankers, whats the problem with saying your car is a Ferrari replica, if thats what it is? Ebay suck.

[pogweasel]

"FARRARI DEANO"

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-RENAULT-25-TXE-Only-48K-Miles-/190470662523

 

Being the TXE it has a great specification with Electric windows and the all important Voice Synthesizer.

 

Bet thats a right laugh.

 

'PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT'

'BRAKE FLUID LEVEL LOW'

'TAIL LIGHT BULB NOT WORKING'

'HEATER FAN ECU CRASHED, NEEDS REBOOT, PLEASE CONNECT USB CABLE TO DASHBOARD AND MOTHERSHIP'

'ALL ELECTRIC WINDOWS STUCK HALFWAY DOWN. DO NOT PARK IN HIGH CRIME AREA'

'AUTOMATIC GEARBOX WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 376 KM, PLEASE PROCEED TO RENAULT DEALER (TAKE CREDIT CARD)''

 

etc etc

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Volkwagen-Beetle-G-T-VW-Spares-Parts-1972-3-/250728422729

 

Its on Jersey, dont worry though:

 

Shipping to Poole, Dorset can be arranged for £300 or further if required.

 

Wow, what a great investment!!!

 

We reserve the right to pull out of any deals as this vehicle is advertised elsewhere

 

Just a great item and seller all round really.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-ROVER-820-STERLING-COUPE-Rare-2L-Manual-FULL-MOT-/220699258603

 

2.0 non-turbo! Never seen one of those before.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RELIANT-REGAL-700cc-/120649634914

 

i bought this a while ago and it was 2tone blue and been stood for 5 years, it looked ORRIBLE but thats exactly what i wanted as it was put on the side of my house to p-ss the neighbours off !!

 

COCKER

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-OLDSMOBILE-GREEN-/270666002463

 

Jeezus, what a spectacularly hideous way to travel!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This however is LOVELY!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-AUDI-Coupe-GT-5s-5-cylinder-not-Quattro-but-nice-/120649297769

[55bloke]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-RENAULT-25-TXE-Only-48K-Miles-/190470662523

 

Being the TXE it has a great specification with Electric windows and the all important Voice Synthesizer.

 

Bet thats a right laugh.

 

'PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT'

'BRAKE FLUID LEVEL LOW'

'TAIL LIGHT BULB NOT WORKING'

'HEATER FAN ECU CRASHED, NEEDS REBOOT, PLEASE CONNECT USB CABLE TO DASHBOARD AND MOTHERSHIP'

'ALL ELECTRIC WINDOWS STUCK HALFWAY DOWN. DO NOT PARK IN HIGH CRIME AREA'

'AUTOMATIC GEARBOX WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 376 KM, PLEASE PROCEED TO RENAULT DEALER (TAKE CREDIT CARD)''

 

etc etc

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Hmmmm........ not a Renner 25 fan then?! That actually looks like a potential bargain to me!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I wouldnt mind a R25 actually, a big squidgy hatcback sounds pretty appealing to me. But old french effortts at 'high technology' are an easy target to take the piss out of, so I did.

[Guest]

I used to pass an Olds Cutlass of that vintage on the way to Whitwood, until one day it was gone - subsequently turned up on a car lot renowned for selling some weird stuff (the one who bought a Maestro off eBay for buttons and then tried to flog it for a grand without putting it through a test). That one is white under the bonnet, might be the same one! Looks pretty cosy inside mind.

[55bloke]

Having owned 7 Renner 25s, I have to say their reputation is really not justified!! A good one is a genuinely pleasant place to be.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

YES

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-AUSTIN-MORRIS-PRINCESS-HL-RED-/280591062054

 

What a honey!!!

 

a thieving scumbag took a fancy to my Princess in April 2009 and took her for a 40 mile spin.

 

At least they didnt burn it out, maybe they quite liked it. Obv one for the older joyrider who laments the decline of motor manufacturing in the UK.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

WOWz how rare is this?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-133-WHITE-very-rare-car-good-condition-/150521550757

 

Looks mega original as well, i'd love it!!! Occasinally see placca-bumpered ones of these on LebonCoin for not much coin.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This looks great

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TOYOTA-CRESSIDA-BLUE-/300494232628

 

he's not giving it away like at £700, no test and something about the pics suggests its not moved for a little while, (despite his assurance that it drives great)

 

Only 4 days left on this, no bids yet so he has intelligently upped the start price to £900, that should get 'em rolling in.