Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

8,917 · November 19, 2010

Maestro lover's corner:

recent Mot fail, on nothing much, Ã‚Â£250 at the moment, ends 9.50pm TONITE M8

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Need Bits?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Or nice one - a few issues....

Ã‚Â£429 three days to go, looks ok....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Or would sir prefer the luxury version?

Appears to be an absolute BABE!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

A more expensive BIN situation

Under 20k miles, and looks like a honey, but Ã‚Â£1795 BIN

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Another one for Cavette to get all sweaty over....

One elderly owner, 33000 miles, two hubcaps missing. I'm feeling a small stirring myself....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

OMFGWTFBBQ!!!123! Corner.

Run out of space, time or talent? Or all three.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

What a hideous POS.

My 13 year old niece would like this, and she has NO idea about ANYTHING. 1600cc FTL

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Remember Chitty-chitty bang bang, when Dick van Dyke pissed off to the garage, then came out with a classy, good looking piece of kit? This is nothing like that.

What an ugly bastard. and he wants Ã‚Â£10995 BIN

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Camoflage paint. If you live in a gay bar. (We know a song about that, don't we children?)

Is it just the GAYEST thing you've evah seen? Being sold by a mincer called Jason.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Now, a GOOD WTF, in a I-need-to-kill-myself kind of way.

An innocent looking Polo. OMG RatLuk LOL? No. Big V8 where the back seats should be? Yep. No mention of brake upgrades though, which could make it quite entertaining....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

I WANT

Ã‚Â£759.19 res not met, but hey how bad can it be?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

And finally, Ã‚Â£7500 BIN doesn't sound like a lot of money for this:

Big RIMZ YO, and pikey "private" plate, it's perfect.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

I'm off to the pub.

8.5k · November 19, 2010

WOW.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Winnibago-Chiefto ... 0497430256

4.5k · November 19, 2010

Arrgghh!! It looks like a bloody train! I bet that's an interesting thing to drive...

November 19, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280586591890&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
Another one for Cavette to get all sweaty over....

Thought an MOT was Ã‚Â£40, must be gold plated for Ã‚Â£100.

17,325 · November 19, 2010

Thought an MOT was Ã‚Â£40, must be gold plated for Ã‚Â£100.

Ahh yes, but when you know men who know men, Ã‚Â£100 quite literally does get you an MOT... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!!!

12,190 · November 19, 2010

It's more like Ã‚Â£54 for an MOT, unless you're in the trade.

November 19, 2010

Arrgghh!! It looks like a bloody train! I bet that's an interesting thing to drive...

... and just as big, great if you have some space - loads of it.

8.5k · November 19, 2010

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-FIAT-CROMA-C ... 0612617750

OMG.

November 19, 2010

Thought an MOT was Ã‚Â£40, must be gold plated for Ã‚Â£100.

Ahh yes, but when you know men who know men, Ã‚Â£100 quite literally does get you an MOT... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!!!

Hmm, I know of places that could offer that sort of service, what.

17,482 · November 19, 2010

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

OMG!

8.5k · November 19, 2010

Bit pricey, plus wanky chrome arches...

LPG'd up though and...

The registration number shown on the car has now been removed and it has been replaced with it's original number H559 POG

WINNER.

4,461 · November 19, 2010

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

OMG!

I took this at AutoItalia at Gaydon. I know the seller and he hadn't had it very long. It is a very nice example. Unfortunately his other half was not impressed, so to create harmony he'd printed out 'for sale' signs to put up in the windows. He 'forgot' to put them up.

He also has a 130 coupe, 850 saloon, strada abarth & Alfa 166.

Obviously, the Croma was a bit too much for the domestic situation.......

61,242 · November 20, 2010

Have we had this yet? Diesel SD1

47,282 · November 20, 2010

I may be wrong but I think this has been for sale on the bay for fuggin years. Cant think why, as it is defo not a hopeless pile of barried-up old shit.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Escort-RS-Turbo-/290502210472

MUST BE SOLD TODAY BUT WILL NOT LET GO FOR LESS THAN Ã‚Â£600

Oh aye, what happens in the unlikely event of no-one rushing up (with a transporter) and thrusting Ã‚Â£600 into your hand then?

47,282 · November 20, 2010

This is nice, 5-speed too

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-SAAB-99-GL-BLUE-5-Speed-2-0L-/130456771997

47,282 · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-RELIANT-ROBIN-/320619158671

the car is hand painted has i was going to use it for advertising but never got round to doing it

Oh aye, just out of interest, what look were you going for?

47,282 · November 20, 2010

This looks well crunchy in the photos, but its not everyday you see a Y-reg Nova! Must be one of the very first.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-NOVA-RED-/200544759000

I used to have a D-reg Nova 1200 saloon, it was great.

47,282 · November 20, 2010

Good reliable cars these:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GL-GOLD-/330497738680

This auction is for a 1985 Volkswagon Golf GL 1.6- Petrol engine with 120,000,000 miles on the clock

'Just run in'

Looks very unmessed with, I would like to own this.

47,282 · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mini-Mongrel-Moke-replica-/130455114430

only selling due to divorce

I bet your wife is rubbing her hands at the prospect of getting half the proceeds from this 'golden egg'.

8.5k · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-Beetle-Rare-19 ... 0699282966

I am selling this Beetle for a friend because he is a moron

47,282 · November 20, 2010

I was gonna take the piss out of this, but it actually looks pretty decent. its got a 24v Cosworth engine (mounted transversely!!) for a start;

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-DEON-OTHER-BRITISH-RED-/330497248683

Dion Mirabeau, Space frame chassis with grp body. this is a Italian sports car replica (The company and the car number will rename nameless as they removed the listing twice previously when i put up there name up)

What a shower of wankers, whats the problem with saying your car is a Ferrari replica, if thats what it is? Ebay suck.

8.5k · November 20, 2010

"FARRARI DEANO"

47,282 · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-RENAULT-25-TXE-Only-48K-Miles-/190470662523

Being the TXE it has a great specification with Electric windows and the all important Voice Synthesizer.

Bet thats a right laugh.

'PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT'

'BRAKE FLUID LEVEL LOW'

'TAIL LIGHT BULB NOT WORKING'

'HEATER FAN ECU CRASHED, NEEDS REBOOT, PLEASE CONNECT USB CABLE TO DASHBOARD AND MOTHERSHIP'

'ALL ELECTRIC WINDOWS STUCK HALFWAY DOWN. DO NOT PARK IN HIGH CRIME AREA'

'AUTOMATIC GEARBOX WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 376 KM, PLEASE PROCEED TO RENAULT DEALER (TAKE CREDIT CARD)''

etc etc

'

47,282 · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Volkwagen-Beetle-G-T-VW-Spares-Parts-1972-3-/250728422729

Its on Jersey, dont worry though:

Shipping to Poole, Dorset can be arranged for Ã‚Â£300 or further if required.

Wow, what a great investment!!!

We reserve the right to pull out of any deals as this vehicle is advertised elsewhere

Just a great item and seller all round really.

47,282 · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-ROVER-820-STERLING-COUPE-Rare-2L-Manual-FULL-MOT-/220699258603

2.0 non-turbo! Never seen one of those before.

47,282 · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RELIANT-REGAL-700cc-/120649634914

i bought this a while ago and it was 2tone blue and been stood for 5 years, it looked ORRIBLE but thats exactly what i wanted as it was put on the side of my house to p-ss the neighbours off !!

COCKER

47,282 · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-OLDSMOBILE-GREEN-/270666002463

Jeezus, what a spectacularly hideous way to travel!!!

47,282 · November 20, 2010

This however is LOVELY!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-AUDI-Coupe-GT-5s-5-cylinder-not-Quattro-but-nice-/120649297769

1.6k · November 20, 2010

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-RENAULT-25-TXE-Only-48K-Miles-/190470662523

Being the TXE it has a great specification with Electric windows and the all important Voice Synthesizer.

Bet thats a right laugh.

'PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT'
'BRAKE FLUID LEVEL LOW'
'TAIL LIGHT BULB NOT WORKING'
'HEATER FAN ECU CRASHED, NEEDS REBOOT, PLEASE CONNECT USB CABLE TO DASHBOARD AND MOTHERSHIP'
'ALL ELECTRIC WINDOWS STUCK HALFWAY DOWN. DO NOT PARK IN HIGH CRIME AREA'
'AUTOMATIC GEARBOX WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 376 KM, PLEASE PROCEED TO RENAULT DEALER (TAKE CREDIT CARD)''

etc etc
'

Hmmmm........ not a Renner 25 fan then?! That actually looks like a potential bargain to me!

47,282 · November 20, 2010

I wouldnt mind a R25 actually, a big squidgy hatcback sounds pretty appealing to me. But old french effortts at 'high technology' are an easy target to take the piss out of, so I did.

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