Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

1,950 · June 11, 2011

If you search in the dictionary for the word "TWAT" this bloke comes up, I seem to remember seeing the car on here before when it was being sold as a complete car.

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to where the engine may have ended up?!

12,955 · June 11, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-RELIANT-FOX- ... 43a7af9acb

APPARENTLY CAN BE DRIVEN ON A MOTOR BIKE LICENSE BECAUSE OF INCREDIBLE LIGHT WEIGHT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE TO CHECK

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Estate-MK2-/320712781440?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4aabf8ae80#ht_500wt_949

I bought the car with the intensions of making it into a Calibre estate but new project forces sale.

That would have looked thunderously shit! I wonder what his new project is.

47,365 · June 12, 2011

You're hiding from yourself, Yes you are, yes you are, Like golden rays of sun in the cloud

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ONYX-FIREFLY-KIT-CAR-1987-VERY-RARE-ONLY-6-REMAINING-/180679407881

MINGING

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VAUXHALL-NOVA-SWING-1-2-RED-/320712725973

What a little sweetie this looks!!! I would like to take it down the park and feel it up on the swings.

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2000-ROVER-25-GTI-16V-RED-/260799551834

Rover 25 GTi! OMG THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF THE GR8 THINGS 2 COME FROM THE PHOENIX 4

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-METRO-CITY-X-BLUE-/170653891153

Metro CITY X!!! The ultimate in miserable motoring. Check the LUXURIOUS HOUNDSTOOTH TRIM!!!

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rover-mini-convertable-limousine-/180680381041

This does not have a single appealing feature. I would like to jump on its sills while the doors are open and laugh loudly as it folds in the middle like a crummy birthday card from Hallmark. Then drive slowly away dragging its fat gut along the road with the headlights pointing amusingly up into the air.

1300 engine

Automatic

What a tub of cold tramps piss.

Starting bid: Ã‚Â£19,500.00 (0 bids)

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-V8-3-5L-CAPRI-/320712305057

WRONG WRONG WRONG

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FORD-CAPRI-LS-GREEN-/320712705646

RIGHT

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1935-DENNIS-ACE-40-45-CWT-TOWER-WAGON-/320712792295

Just rock up in this and start working on the overhead power lines in your high street, see how many shops you can take out before someone objects. wear a tie under your overalls of course so you look official.

129,964 · June 12, 2011

RSPCA INVESTIGATE MAN CAUGHT BREEDING CRONKY OLD TRIUMPHS SHOCKER

'IT HAS SINCE BEEN STUD IN A DRY BARN'

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Sierra-1-3-pinto-solid-roof-2-3-door-Project-/250836423294

3-dr Sierra 1.3!!!! Not many of these left now i suspect. The seller helpfully includes a couple of confidence-inspiring 'repair panels':

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-FORD-CORTINA-CRUSADER-RED-SILVER-/180680317860

Lovely!

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Escort-mk2-2-door-blue-2-0-popular-plus-/200618803078

I know these are the preserve of meat heads nowadays, but they are a looker alright. check this out. Lovely.

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-JAGUAR-XJ6-WHITE-ONLY-2500-MILES-GENUINE-/190543915912

2.9 SOHC!!!

IT HAS 2500 MILES ON THE CLOCK AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY GENUINE

Very good

I WANT Ã‚Â£10,000.00

Oh aye, well I want to wrestle a naked Geri Halliwell in a massive vat of angel delight, it aint gonna happen though

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1961-AVERLING-BARFORD-GA1275-DIESEL-SPORTS-ROLLER-/280693981333

Fuggin wars, I would LOVE to see the look on Ms_Bolx's as I crashed this through our garden fence and straight over the old 'herbacious border'.

1961 AVERLING BARFORD GA1275 SPORTS ROLLER

'SPORTS' LOL!

TWIN CYLINDER PETTER ENGINE

Presumably the non-sports version has a single cylinder, bet its a smooth ride alright

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HUMMER-22-ALLOYS-VIRTUALLY-NEW-TYRES-305-45R22-/200618581962

Are you an unfunny gobshite DJ off commercial radio? Want to make sure everyone knows you are a 'celebrity'? Heres the wanker wagon YOU NEED

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-PEUGEOT-306-CABRIOLET-RED-/180675625301

NEEDS 2 FRONT WHEELS & TYRES

Why dont you stick a couple of wheels on it then you stingy tw@t, whoever buys it aint gonna shift it without em

47,365 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-HONDA-CIVIC-ILLUSION-MULTI-COLOURED-/230631230064

Just go to fuggin prison already

129,964 · June 12, 2011

Warm your cheque books up gents:

Beige? Check!

Fibreglass/plastic? Check!

Shite haulage capabilities? Check!

Towable behind a small car? Wtf? Check!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-RELIANT-FOX- ... 43a7af9acb

I'd hunt it down no bother.

129,964 · June 12, 2011

I'm going to pretend I haven't seen this. It's two miles away, not badly priced and I'm getting that urge to buy something stupid. Someone buy it please.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/M-Reg-Jaguar-XJ-S ... mobiles_UK

129,964 · June 12, 2011

Utterly hopeless advert with no pictures...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Vanden-Pla ... 3cb8986b5c

'It cannot be driven on road as the engine is close to the ground because short of suspension oil.'

'I had the car on for Ã‚Â£400 but have now changed it to Ã‚Â£500 as it is in good condition with no surface rust.'

1.3k · June 12, 2011

I think the 'Sports' bit in the name of that roller refers to it's use, i.e. for rolling sports fields...

1.4k · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-MAZDA-DEMIO-RED-/160602408877?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2564a647ad

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-FIAT-X1-9-RED-/220796986113?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item336886a301

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/rover-metro-convertible-/300566663209?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item45fb2b5029

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-ROVER-100-KENSINGTON-RED-/280690871370?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item415a7acc4a

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-ROVER-114-CABRIO-WHITE-/250831919938?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a66bf5b42

What could possibly go wrong, etc.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-ALFA-ROMEO-155-SUPER-T-SPARK-16V-GREY-/180680414402?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a116454c2

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-CITROEN-XM-SX-16V-GREEN-/120735823958?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c1c6a7856

And finally... phwoooar

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-21-SAVANNA-GTX-/260798430061?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cb8cc3b6d

129,964 · June 12, 2011

SHIT A BRICK, check this out...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LHD-1977-FORD-TAU ... 19c624add5

How much does it cost to register in Britain and I take it'd it'd need an MOT and shit like that?

5,234 · June 12, 2011

Is this of any interest to the Volvo-ists? This one needs saving.

Volvo 265 GL

Bidding up to Ã‚Â£211.00

1.4k · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-19-1-9D-Bop-Ltd-Edn-/180674822650?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a110f01fa

6,928 · June 12, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1935-DENNIS-ACE-40-45-CWT-TOWER-WAGON-/320712792295

Just rock up in this and start working on the overhead power lines in your high street, see how many shops you can take out before someone objects. wear a tie under your overalls of course so you look official.

You could go the whole hog and get it fully painted up in the latest livery of E:on or someone. Wear a high viz and you could take out a whole town before anyone dared question you. (Keep the tie tho.)

1.2k · June 12, 2011

#

-if SL liked Nissans

-anyone seen a side window for an old Mazda estate thing ? Shameas I bet it would be a handy little tool.

-how cheap ??

-I like these. They're so completley anonimous but I still like 'em.

-believe it or not this is a rare manual and thus desireable to the FTO crowd(if such a thing exists)

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