Motoring stereotypes in the three words?

[Cavcraft]

Right, you know that motor you wouldn't own if it was that or getting the bus/the one (or more) vehicles you wouldn't have if they gave them away? You don;t have to have owned one, maybe the rep alone scares you off.Well tell me about them in three words.Here's mine:Renault. Diesel. Laguna. Iveco. Cargo. 75E14.Anymore?

[whitevanman]

Mondeo, Clutch, Fuck.BMW, arsehole, wanker...( appologies to those on here that seem decent sorts)Softroaders, arsehole, wankers.Peugeot, never, again.X90, why, why.mini, aargh, aargh.don't know if they qualify or not but .....

[Milford Cubicle]

Right, you know that motor you wouldn't own if it was that or getting the bus/the one (or more) vehicles you wouldn't have if they gave them away?

I can't think of any car so bad I'd rather take the bus than drive, or refuse if given away. Not even a Vauxhall.

[Father Ted]

^^^WHSSeriously, even a plastic pig or 500cc Axiam thingy.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Beetle Carbriolet GayM G BClio Bird's CarPrius Go FuckyourselfLexus Asian BusinessmanVectra Enough Said (sorry Cavette!)

[Mr Lobster]

I think I'd drive absolutely anything rather than get on a bus.

[Timewaster]

I missed the point when i saw stereotypes in 3 words. I thought it would be driver stereotypes.Here's some examples that may or may not be true:Morris traveller: Little Old LadySaab: Guardian Reading BeardyFast Fords: Essex Boy TwatOld Jags: Local Boozer LandlordBMW: Never Fuggin IndicatesMitsubishi Warrior: Orange Tanned WifeSkoda: Hardup VW ownerAnd before anyone takes offence,I have 2 of those cars, and only 1 description is right.I'm not from Essex!

[FredTransit]

White Ford Transit

[Rocket88]

Rover k seriesMaserati bi-turbo

[Cavcraft]

Properly lolifying at some of the answers here, keep 'em coming please.

[Station]

Mitsubishi Starion: Unsolvable Injector Problems

[Rusty Pelican]

Funny enough Renault Laguna , any model dont care , rather slide down a 50 ft razor blade on me bollocks than own one .Mini , never againAny soft roader

[Milford Cubicle]

I would try an early Laguna 2.2 Diesel, they have 3 valves per cylinder don't you know?

[Cavcraft]

I would try an early Laguna 2.2 Diesel, they have 3 valves per cylinder don't you know?

Did the rest end up in the gearbox or injection pump?

[STUNO]

This made me laugh!I am a bus driver so I have to get to work, but there aren't any buses till I get to work. So I will take anything available and not be fussy!!!!!

[j-j]

Skoda Octavia minicabbing!

[saabhappy]

Pink Nissan Figaro

[Autoplas]

Some of these are great cars.....

 

Lancia Beta recall

 

RS2000 roundabout sideways !

 

Jaguar Sovereign rings

 

Zil 'more equal'

 

Edsel vagina monologue

 

DS Magnifique, non ?

 

F*****g Shit Oblong