Cocoa seduction trends

[yes oui si]

Legmobile

To waftmobile

To the bustling metropolis of Wooler for sustenance. 

[hairnet]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[yes oui si]

Piss break at the Cedar Cafe. First time I've been here and there hasn't been a handful of guys waiting outside to see who goes in. 

[hairnet]

here endeth the lesson

he be still in cafe eating cake

[yes oui si]

Doing a straight swap - bmw for this:

 

[hairnet]

wtf

[New POD]

Good idea. One shit brand for a great car

[yes oui si]

Quick piss break at Dunbar on the way home. Faultless. Frugal as well, which is key. 

[Peter C]

You fuckin’ did what?

[brownnova]

Erm... Peugeot steering wheel... 

I R confoozed. 

[sporty-shite]

You chopped that 540 for a 307? 

What

 

The

 

Fuck?

[yes oui si]

3 hours ago, sporty-shite said:

You chopped that 540 for a 307? 

What

 

The

 

Fuck?

It was a p/x, not a straight swap. 

I've just bought a new place, and my commute in the 540i went from costing around £3 a day to nearly £20 a day due to increased distance and essentially having to cross three valleys and struggling to hit 15mpg instead of just pootling down the a1 for a few miles at nearly twice that. I just couldn't justify the expense, as much as I loved the car. No spare funds or justification to keep it as another spare car either. 

I had it up for sale or swap, got another twat of a winning bidder on ebay, put it back up for offers and got/made an offer which made sense. Already ordered cheap coilovers for the 307, and have a variety of silly wheels available. 

[sporty-shite]

5 minutes ago, yes oui si said:

It was a p/x, not a straight swap

That's  more like it. 

I have an irrational dislike towards 307s, though. Perfectly decent car, but I just can't warm to them.

Interested to see how it looks low with silly wheels. 

[yes oui si]

Just now, sporty-shite said:

That's  more like it. 

I have an irrational dislike towards 307s, though. Perfectly decent car, but I just can't warm to them.

Interested to see how it looks low with silly wheels. 

Three spokes is best spokes, but a quick look around inside the cavernous arches and I reckon I can get 19x8.5/9 on the front and 19x10 on the back. Adapters are cheap, as are BMW wheels. 

Will probably settle on 17s or 18s though. 

[Pieman]

Then why the pic of a Corsa?  And wtf does the thread title mean?

[Sir Snipes]

I think the Corsa pic was a joke. 

[yes oui si]

4 hours ago, Pieman said:

Then why the pic of a Corsa?  And wtf does the thread title mean?

I parked next to it and it amused me. 

Thread title is the latest in a series of increasingly mundane variations on 'collection thread'. 

[Cheggers]

This place just jumped the shark.