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Shag a dog, you'd at least wash the moss off and blow up the tyres wouldn't you

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This looks well frigging miserable. Seller's put a reserve on it though, wouldn't want it to go for nothing would you...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-V8-Auto-1991-/251423302322

I've got a first edition brochure for one of these. CAR Magazine had one and it went wrong constantly. 

That one looks like it would be a world of pain to get going again, as they weren't renowned for being tolerant of neglect when new. 

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Theyre certainly not a cheap car to look after, and to be honest theyre not that good, although clearly they are pretty freaking cool.

 

***EDIT: I'm talking about the Audi V8

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WOOF, this forgotten Mondeo challenger looks a rather handsome proposition, just 53k miles

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CARINA-E-GLI-AUTO-ONLY-53K-MILES-ONE-FORMER-KEEPER-/231134337494

 

... looks in cracking nick.

 

 

Unfortunately there is damage to the boot lid that I have to admit to being responsible for whilst turning the car on our driveway. 

You f**king banana. Still would though.

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Paging Fred, Fred to the front desk, FREEEEEDDDDDDDD

 

 

 

I never considered I could get a box van to ferry my Hors around in.

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/567848032.htm?ca=12_s

 

LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN, TILL YOU SAY STOP

LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR OLEOPNEUMATIC SYSTEM BABY, MAKE YOU REAL HOT

LET ME DO ALL THE THINGS, I'M WANTING TO DO

COS 2NITE BABY, I WANNA GET FREAKY WIT' U

 

600 €€€€€!!!!!

STOP THIS.

 

STOP THIS NOW.

 

I see it has the dashboard without the 'kit car dials' which is the only sodding difference between our cars and the French ones interior wise. BURN THE KIT CAR DIALS THEY ARE EVIL THEY HATE LENTILS AND MUSIC MADE FROM THEM

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Hot

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-MK1-1969-2-door-1-lady-owner-1300-super-automatic-27-500-miles-/181299740211

 

 

one lady owner has been kept in a carpeted garage all its life, only 27,500 miles all old MOTs to prove, totally original

Amazing, what a lovely car.

 

 

Its an automatic so is the big tunnel shell.

Oh, here we go....

 

Classified ad price:

£7,500.00

 

Blimming 'eck

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201401090907657/sort/default/usedcars/page/1/postcode/ip30ns/make/renault/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/radius/1500/model/5?logcode=p

 

For the money this look cracking, only 31k too, Are the 1.1's a bit rubbish in these?, I remember them being quite plasticity and cheap inside with a very noisy interior.

 

 

 

Looking for quick sale as I am now unable to drive

 

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New Range Rover convertible not as elegant as people had hoped

 

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http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/individualLot.html?lotId=33895823&searchType=onSaleNow

 

Autobot 'Eevoke' had collected several interesting pebbles while strolling on the beach. A sickening crunch told him he should have emptied his pockets before he transformed into an SUV for the journey home.

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