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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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It's still lovely though.

 

EDITED TO ADD:  The Marina, that is.

himoverthere Rank Morris Ital

himoverthere

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This looks, er, interesting. As does the vendor.

 

survivor.jpg

 

What's the story here then?

 

I’m a Mechanic Engineer for luxury yachts, and develop a SPECIAL and Unique 14 persons Ultimate Survival Vehicle based on a Swedish trooper.
Specially for survival my family, on doomsday 2012

 

 

Ah. Must have been useful ...

 

There was no Doomsday, so I don’t need him anymore

 

 

No shit? Really?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C390215

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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JonCedric lent me one of those Stanzas for a while and it was great. I felt like a WINNAH driving round in it, it was even that colour.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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I remember that one. It was poorly stored by a "mate" after that, came back damaged and was weighed in. It was lovely!

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Check out this hunk of lovely.

$_35.JPGNeeds a bit of work, but it's £1000 start BIN £3000, bit rich but, whatever.

 

This car always lived on a dry Island Malta

Bit of a trek for collection though.... BUT WAIT!

 

Postage to UK can be arranged

That's ok then. Large letters?

THATS OK THEN.

(i'll get my coat).

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121224592963?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649#shpCntId

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Double Jeopardy: Post Office Closures means you'll likely never get your Maltese bargain, the best you can hope for is a mauled empty envelope.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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All birds love firemen. FAKT.

$_49.JPGThis could be the ticket to an endless supply of chicks. Or not.

 

WE BOUGHT THIS YEARS AGO FROM A ROLLS ROYCE FACTORY FOR GENERAL SAFETY USE ON OUR PREMISES

Hmmm, obviously really useful in this Elf and Safety obsessed world.....

£395 starting bid. Shitty stick not included.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/400615545452?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Not custard, Angel Delight, biting American satire, D701 SWL, DeLorean Owners' Club, wage slips, weekday work, combi boilers, bell-ends, etc. 

 

Indeed not. Also not Algebra, Benny Hill, Dinosaur apocolypse.

 

If we are going to play that game:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-LOTUS-ECLAT-excel-2200-cc-twin-cam-engine-not-kitcar-escort-cortina-lotus-7-/301032215882

 

$_35.JPG

 

not kitcar escort cortina lotus 7, Ham sandwich, bucket and water plastic duralex rubber McFisheries' underwear. Plugged rabbit emulsion, zinc custard without sustainance in kippling-duff geriatric scenery, maximizes press insulating government grunting sapphire-clubs incidentally.

But tonight, sam pan bombay bermuda in diptheria rustic McAlpine splendor, rabbit and and futfutfooey jugs rapidly big biro ruveliners musk-green gauges micturate with nipples and tiptoe rusting machinery, rustically inclined.

Good evening and welcome. 

Hello.

Foreskin mousetrap view Mount Everest tintray lobotomy in England? 

Saddleback, saddleback. Lechery billboard kettlebum simpering snuff masticated bowelside handset lemonade enterprisingly apartheid rubberized plumbjoint curvaceously mucking squirrels!

I see. Rapidly piddlepot strumming Hanover peace pudding (polite chuckle) mouse rumpling cuddly corridor cabinets? 

Sick in a cup! Toejam whisper tap sunderland shower-curtain, ice wallpaper cups grounchingly rubberking wrapped butter kissing-feathers defnitely pheasantry daughter successfully douche dinner-bottom.

Machine-wrapped, with butter?

Machine-wrapped, with butter.

So, nail-attacking butterfly-clouts reputedly. Without I might galvanize sugar, elbow-wrenchingly heartfelt until purse-playing perspicaceously rattled mandibled on asinine shoestring-drawn two lost three butter-machismo whenever cobbled therein.

Good night.

Grundig Rank: BL Wedge

Grundig

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I wonder if that Merc 208D is the same minty looking one I saw on the back of a short red car transporter yesterday?  Not often you see them without scabby bits.

 

 

Have you ever tried driving one? Trust me the back of a transporter is the best place for them!

I have - A 12 seater minibus version, oh & nobody had thought about luggage, so the short Manchester to Gatwick journey was undertaken with a case/bag on everybody's lap  

gary_davidson Rank: BL Wedge

gary_davidson

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$(KGrHqQOKo0E6ezJugwqBO)p!Krd6!~~_12.JPG

 

3l V6 £1995 2001 51 plate, only 38,000 miles they claim, drivers seat looks like it's done more than that - my vote : clocked

 

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himoverthere Rank Morris Ital

himoverthere

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Remember the Polo I posted a few pages back that was on eBay for £575?

 

 

Well, it's only gone and turned up on Gumtree, with a 'brand new exhaust' for £350.

 

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It's like it's almost unsaleable . Weird, huh?

 

I don't know if it still has the Nazi-themed toilet in the boot - there is no mention of it in the new advert:

 

poloboot.jpg

 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vw-polo-10l-ratted-look-v-reg-1999-3mths-tax-and-7mths-mot-just-had-brand-new-exhaust/1041117835#photo-content

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The most clocked thing about that Laguna is the price. You need to have a Masters degree in Incredible Stupidity to pay a third of that asking price for it. 

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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That P4 Perkins is about an hour away from me and looks very appalling, sorry I meant appealing. I'm a bit concerned by the "we can weld it up for an MOT at extra cost to you" Also it looks like someone has made a vinyl roof out of rust, although a coat of bitumen would take care of that.

 

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS!!!!

  

 

Its only the flipping MYTHICAL 3-headed monster turbodiesel!!! I have NEVER seen an underbonnet shot of one of these. 2500€

Bollo ridotto per iscrizione ASI

MFEO.

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