eBay tat volume 3.

[Negative Creep]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-JAGUAR-SOVEREIGN-LWB-Shrink-Wrapped-WW2-SPITFIRE-/141097275620?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20da0d90e4

 

'UNIQUE because it was expertly shrink wrapped to resemble a WW2 Spitfire fighter aircraft.'

 

As opposed to an old Jag that was owned by someone who bought a job lot of Airfix kits and had too much paint and stickers left over?

 

 

Underside is the wrong colour

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-PRIMERA-GT-Track-car-Modified-Performance-/161133351916

 

You can tell just by that spoiler that you've got a seriously knowledgeable performance tuner here.

 

 

 

Engine was rebuilt 7000 miles ago for no other reason than high millage, there was no faults with the engine

 

 

It has the famous SR20 engine in which produces 150 BHP from the factory.

 

This car is running close to 180-190 BHP

 

MODIFICATIONS:

Cold Air Induction kit

Advanced Ignition Timing

Stainless Steel Manifold and Downpipe ( 2.25")

De-cat

Performance free flow back box (not noisy unless on WOT)

 

 

Whatevs

[cort16]

I recon an estate Mondeo is slightly more appealling than a hatchback as in it's slightly more appealing falling down the stairs than falling out a window. Would probably do a good trick as a shite wagon for £300 though with some reasonably easy sounding mot repairs.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mondeo-estate-51-plate-ghia-x-sparesrepairs/1036354794#photo-content

 

 

This Sierra looks good even with the sellers attempts make it look shit

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/back-up-for-sale/1036352038#photo-content

[Lankytim]

Underside is the wrong colour

 

CD isn't a real squadron either, let alone a Spitfire one (I think)

[Cavcraft]

Perhaps he was from the Cock Disease group?

[srad34]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-PRIMERA-GT-Track-car-Modified-Performance-/161133351916

 

You can tell just by that spoiler that you've got a seriously knowledgeable performance tuner here.

 

 

 

Whatevs

 

Jeez, its probably less than 150 with a bunch of mismatched parts, plus the rear spoiler blade is on the wrong way round. Wales's answer to fast and furious!

[Cavcraft]

Not cock/bollocks/twobobstalker/lotsofshouting

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-504-GL-COUPE-SILVER-/131027270285?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e81d57a8d

[Alexg]

Union flag nonsense aside, this original 1990 Cooper looks rather plucky for £2500  

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-COOPER-1275CC-/190940081169

[HillmanImp]

I can't believe I just tried clicking on Mr Bo11s screengrab of Rastislv Tokar to look at his profile. FFS.

[HillmanImp]

Thinking about this FB car sales thing I think the only rational thing to do is to make a Terry Tibbs profile get drunk and really piss people off.

[Cavcraft]

FB car sales are even worse than ebay as a rule. Almost everyone and his wife make a stupidly offer, without even bothering to get off their fat arses and come and view things first.

Once again, it's the knobheads who've watched too much Bargain Hunt and the like who automatically think they can get everything for nothing.

[Alexg]

Great idea, bit looks like the mongs are doing a great job of that already. Bo11ox's Facebook ads just inspired me to gander the 'CARS UNDER £500' page I joined a few weeks back, Jesus that place if full of illiterate cretins and twats. 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

He's persistent!!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

What a fucking knob warbler

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-RELIANT-YELLOW-/251363361262?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a866c81ee

 

I think I'd rather that there wasn't a single Reliant three wheeler left than see this kind of shit.

 

hahahahahaha this is magnificent. It's what would have resulted from a 'make a delboy van' segment on The Generation Game. Can't you just picture a grandmother and her grandson stuggling with a massive letraset while Bruce Forsyth cracks jokes about them?

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

this one has an excellent combo of hopeless old crock fit only for the scrap yard and unfunny penniless fuckwits feigning interest.

 

[Negative Creep]

Shameless self promotion

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190940128448

 

[Alexg]

[Cavcraft]

Haha, I've been watching that Transit, B01. He's got it on other 'pages' and had an enquiry about how much service history it had. What kind of spanner is arsed about the history on a bleeding 16 year old van, FFS?

If you want some real fun on FB then I highly recommend finding any thread along the lines of 'wanted car under £300', as they all turn into comedy gold. 'No, I don't want a 2004 Fiesta because it hasn't got enough doors' and people saying they can travel three miles because it's too far away.

 

Back o/t this looks flipping brilliant and, considering the OSF tax that normally applies, not desperately expensive in the general scheme of things.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk1-3-0-Auto-Custom-/251361789069?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8654848d

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

This looks pretty decent to be fair, although pretty much ZERO information is provided admittedly.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

Doesnt look too appalling

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey theres hours of fun to be had reading these fuckers.

 

[phil_lihp]

I'm going to have to ask you to stop posting those Facebook ads, it's making me very depressed.  I want to believe that there's intelligent life out there and you are not helping.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-Continental-Valentino-35000miles-nearly-showroom-condition-price-down-/221302868579

 

Good luck getting £10k for that 4-wheeled urinal

[phil_lihp]

A slightly ambitious starting price but this is rather lovely and doesn't look too bad considering how long it's been sat outside.  10/10 to the seller for actually cleaning it up and writing a clear, honest description too.  

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-RENAULT-5-GTX-WHITE-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/331050104774?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d141fb7c6

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-PASEO-CELICA-1-5-CIVIC-COUPE-Cheap-run-Long-T-T-Very-Reliable-Bargain-/251363431172

 

We all know these cars are as gay as a badger, but I still probably would TBH.

[mercrocker]

I do not  make many sound decisions in life  but staying off Faecesbook - Priceless.....

[phil_lihp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-ORION-GHIA-I-RED-/221302961247?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3386af345f

 

 

The best spec, colour and wheels for one of these - I find it hard to believe something of this age would contain any sensors at all though.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-DRIVER-AUTO-RED-/291001426836

 

Think this has had quite an expensive paint job, good luck getting £2500 for a cooking Golf with a flipping 'Galaxy ripple' gearbox in it though

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-vauxhall-cavalier-1-6-l-low-miles-/181244319914

 

Whatever it is you are doing, STOP DOING IT AND STARE AT THAT!!!!! WHAT A HONEY!!!!!!

[phil_lihp]

You've won the ebay thread for tonight, that's stonking.  Not hideously expensive either given its condition, these seem to be quite affordable old things.