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cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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'engine was fine when it was parked up'

 

So was Terry Waite's bike and I bet that's fucked too.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here we go.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-21E-S ... 35bcd5bf18

 

'I WILL ALSO INCLUDE A SIGNED PHOTO OF DAVID JASON = DELLBOY AND NICHOLAS LYNDHURST = RODNEY'

 

Wow, what an unbelievable bargain/sales clincher that is. I wonder if he'd like a part-exchange for my TR7 as I've got a badly photocopied signed picture of Ken Dodd in hospital having a tickling stick surgically removed from his marmite motorway.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here we go.

 

$(KGrHqFHJDkE-NtEMEnkBPu+IH6yyQ~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-21E-S ... 35bcd5bf18

 

'I WILL ALSO INCLUDE A SIGNED PHOTO OF DAVID JASON = DELLBOY AND NICHOLAS LYNDHURST = RODNEY'

 

Wow, what an unbelievable bargain/sales clincher that is. I wonder if he'd like a part-exchange for my TR7 as I've got a badly photocopied signed picture of Ken Dodd in hospital having a tickling stick surgically removed from his marmite motorway.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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for sale is my ford escourt mk5 xr3i

 

Good grief.

 

it is reg as 1.8i but as rs2000 red top in it

 

FFS!

 

bad points sarface rust around petrol cap an rear arch

 

Have you ever attended a school?!

 

good points is it went through itlast mot without any problems bin sat on my drive since tax ran out if i dont get wot i think its worth an get enough intrest i will break

 

Apparently not.

 

the start price be the least i wil except for the car no time waisters or tyer kickers

 

Conclusion? Very depressing. Oh, hold on! He can take decent pics at least!

 

$(KGrHqV,!gsE9wz0FB24BPyLihVk,Q~~60_12.JPG

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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for sale is my ford escourt mk5 xr3i

 

Good grief.

 

it is reg as 1.8i but as rs2000 red top in it

 

FFS!

 

bad points sarface rust around petrol cap an rear arch

 

Have you ever attended a school?!

 

good points is it went through itlast mot without any problems bin sat on my drive since tax ran out if i dont get wot i think its worth an get enough intrest i will break

 

Apparently not.

 

the start price be the least i wil except for the car no time waisters or tyer kickers

 

Conclusion? Very depressing. Oh, hold on! He can take decent pics at least!

 

$(KGrHqV,!gsE9wz0FB24BPyLihVk,Q~~60_12.JPG

ChinaTom Rank: Renault 16

ChinaTom

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'engine was fine when it was parked up'

 

So was Terry Waite's bike and I bet that's fucked too.

 

Jesus. Every single one of your posts on this thread makes me physically ache from laughing.

ChinaTom Rank: Renault 16

ChinaTom

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[quote="Cavette

 

'engine was fine when it was parked up'

 

So was Terry Waite's bike and I bet that's fucked too.

 

Jesus. Every single one of your posts on this thread makes me physically ache from laughing.

scaryoldcortina Rank: Lancia Gamma

scaryoldcortina

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I bet this £600 Crapri isnt around for long.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-capri/103478150

 

You weren't wrong - I rang him wednesday evening (pretty much as soon as I saw your post!) but wasn't able to get up to him until saturday. He rang me at lunchtime today to say someone else bought it this morning. Damn.

scaryoldcortina Rank: Lancia Gamma

scaryoldcortina

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I bet this £600 Crapri isnt around for long.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-capri/103478150

 

You weren't wrong - I rang him wednesday evening (pretty much as soon as I saw your post!) but wasn't able to get up to him until saturday. He rang me at lunchtime today to say someone else bought it this morning. Damn.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Check out this utter portaloo...

 

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That is literally a load of toilet, i would have a dump in that any day of the week. Just awful.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Li ... 5ae73324f4

 

'For Sale in my Land Rover Lightweight or Airportable. It was dropped from a DC10 over The Chiltons but unfortunately the parachute wasn't attached and when it hit the floor all the bits that came off mysteriously ended up in my brother's scrapyard.'

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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Jeeeesus that Datsun 180B is K-reg :shock::shock::shock:

 

I would say his claim to it being the earliest survivor is genuine. What a find, that will make serious coin.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This looks like a steaming heap of MUTHA-GRADE SHITE!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LEFT-HAND-DRI ... 0885287469

 

FAULTS THAT ARE KNOWN THE SILENCER HAS BEEN REMOVED BY HIM FOR REPLACEMENT NEW ONE IN THE BOOT,COUPLE OF TINY CHIPS IN WINDSCREEN ,WIPER ARMS NEED REPAINTING BLACK,NEEDS NEW WIPER BLADES AS MISSINGHORN HAS BEEN REMOVED,FRONT DOOR SPEAKERS THAT ARE TOO BIG HAVE BEEN FITTED IN THE DOORS SO WHEN YOU TRY AND LOWER THE GLASS THEY ARE STOPPED BY THEM,THE LAST OWNER FITTED A NEW TOW BAR BUT THERE IS NO BALL FITTED (EASILY AVAILABLE) DONT THINK ITS WIRED UP

 

This previous owner sounds like a bit of a legend, I wonder what other outstanding jobs he's done that our man here has yet to discover

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