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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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$5770 for a useable '76 Connie, the Cartier Bad Boy as well. 

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1976-Lincoln-Continental-Mark-IV/113349879162?hash=item1a642de57a:g:6NQAAOSwAllbagGY:rk:9:pf:0&vxp=mtr

 

Sorry, how much was your Pinto Mark 3 Cortina for sale for again? Eight grand you say? I'll think on that. 

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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He's from Wisbech. They've only recently learned to walk upright in the Fens.

 

I understand that's very close to the country whose name must not be mentioned?

Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

Fumbler

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I understand that's very close to the country whose name must not be mentioned?

I've seen that car when I was going to Fleet Hargate to visit grandparents. I'm sure someone's pronounced it as Wsbich

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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I understand that's very close to the country whose name must not be mentioned?

 

 

 

Wisbech is in Cambs, home of the flip flop with seven toe dividers. It's at the top corner, where Cambridgeshite meets Norfark and...........well, you know where. 

iainrcz Rank: Renault 16

iainrcz

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Isn't there a cracking chippy in Wisbech?

I'm sure there is.

 

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lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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I'm sure a diesel one is fine, but the petrol CT is abysmal. Very narrow turbo delivery, which confused the auto box a fair bit. And then if it decides to grenade (which mine did) it can't be rebuilt. Brilliant.

 

Only I would sell a nice PH1 XM for a lemon of a later one. The later dashboard is woefully made, and dull as heck. The whole point of a whacky Citroen is so you feel it inside too,it's no good driving an XM surrounded by a Xantia dashboard on steroids.

 

 

And breathe. I just really hated the one I had.

Yes mine is a manual 5-speed. 190,000 miles! But certainly well maintained - its a N. Ireland import funny plate and all, it even has French style yellow headlamps.  I agree about the interior. Seats nice and hard wearing velour but the dash thought functional does feel bland. The web tells me later cars better screwed together than earlier ones and I did turn down a Mk1 auto that would have come in a job lot with this. Sorry to hear your bad experiences. The inside feels like they were losing money on them and decided to cut costs to boost profits. 

GoGently Rank: Austin Maxi

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CLASSIC MINI WITH WATER DAMAGE COLLECTION ONLY BEFORE IT RAINS
 
 
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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Well go on then. It’s not far from you. Shame it’s got a mystery drain and limpy mode. I am almost, after 6years, cured of my nervous tick developed with six years of Citroen c5 ownership and limp home modes. Bargain if you’re made of stern nerves ( think Rourke’s drift nerves).

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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Are you as daft as a fucking brush? This'll be right up your street then, as long as you give it a week after actually turning into your street.

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£30,000, 950cc. As useful as a bull's tits.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/An-Award-Winning-Standard-Atlas-10cwt-Pick-Up-in-Shell-Service-Vehicle-Livery/283253552811?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D46432235c7a2471c8ab8a19e97ec544d%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D302810591281%26itm%3D283253552811&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A5bb4a125-f344-11e8-9031-74dbd1802e6d%7Cparentrq%3A5bcf0eb91670a9ccca29512cfffd1e65%7Ciid%3A1

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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First thing that would worry me is that the owner apparently doesn't know that this car doesn't have air suspension but Mercedes' ABC hydraulic system, massively more complex and expensive to repair (which will ultimately be happening considering 99% will be owned by clueless people not putting a single cent into maintenance). 

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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'Suit clueless wanker Goodwood Festival L@@K'

 

£30'000 for that shitheap? FFS.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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First thing that would worry me is that the owner apparently doesn't know that this car doesn't have air suspension but Mercedes' ABC hydraulic system, massively more complex and expensive to repair (which will ultimately be happening considering 99% will be owned by clueless people not putting a single cent into maintenance). 

 

I'd stick as bid in but thankfully, it ends when I'm on holiday.

 

*Phew*

clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Not iffy at all this £300 407 

 

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Peugeot 407 hdi selling cheap as im being deported next week to romania 

 

Plausible

 

 

 

£300 plus im a young arab man

 

Where is this going ?

 

 

 

i lso do fake refugee pass ports driving licence student cards

 

Must be high quality if you're being deported.

 

TL:DR GIB

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/pegout-407-hdi-10-month-mot-%C2%A3300/1322332883

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Picture seemingly taken on a crappy mid-1990s webcam. 

 

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'Found it' in a garage in the house he just bought.

 

In Nottingham

 

£300.

 

Oh fuck (chains self to sofa, throws cat the keys and asks him to bury them somewhere)

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-capri-barn-find/1322332408

 

Looks dodgy as fuck that. Remember the saying, "if it looks too good to be true it usually is...."

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