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Eh?

 

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Ah. I bet this is like Rightmove; they use a picture of the kitchen because the house looks like a Beirut doss house.

 

Amirite?

 

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Bang on.

 

What the fuck is it? I mean I could go and find out - but now I’ve got every single detail of the vendors, I’m off to get a loan for £15k and spank it on a Lada Riva and a world cruise instead.

TIBURON NIGHTZ - a new 8 part series on shiteflix

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The vendor of this fine diesel motor vehicle has either got one too many zeros in the price, or lives in Lodon where someone would possibly be insane enough to buy it for the asking price.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-benz-250-D-1989/173618746741?hash=item286c7bd575:g:zkUAAOSwlKRb2zvj

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'Super car look alike replica Ferrari California'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Super-car-look-alike-replica-Ferrari-California/223210787047?hash=item33f86650e7:g:5E0AAOSwbKdb2K8w:rk:39:pf:0

 

Fifty quid's worth of Isopon badly applied to £200's worth of scrap car for just* £10,000 

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Hands up who wants a car that looks a field mouse who's been sunbathing in a hedge for the last 48 years

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dutton-Kit-Car-Chassis-body-fibreglass-RWD-with-intresting-number-plate/232986211037?hash=item363f0f72dd:g:bVkAAOSwTbNb2Gk6:rk:45:pf:0

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The only way to make this look worse is if the inside resembles a teenager's bed room

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-pre-smiley-mk3-4-5-1992-2-5-di-very-good-runner-ambulance-camper-project/382615451271?hash=item5915a87687:g:Ac4AAOSwqS5b20xr:rk:16:pf:0

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I wonder how many rules the camp sites suddenly remembered they had when someone turned up in this

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-camper/153242346307?hash=item23adf4a343:g:3TcAAOSwihVb0Epr:rk:18:pf:0

 

'it has 250000 but still runs perfect, these are all motorway miles for holidays'

 

Oh aye yeah. Maybe you live on the fucking hard shoulder of the M8, M8, and holiday in Charnock bastard Richard services every two fucking weeks?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volkswagen-vw-lt28-mk1-camper-day-van/113344883677?hash=item1a63e1abdd:g:EGEAAOSw8cFb2yXN:rk:40:pf:0

 

'Still original colour it left the factory in'

 

Was going to mention the orange door shuts and interior, but to be fair the roof certainly does seem to be trying it's best to make that statement true

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'OMG, hun! Of course the kids are fine. Little Shane is outside sunbathing and Kyle is sleeping on the bunk. Yeah, yeah, there was that incident with the hair straighteners,but that was a one off, FFS'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-camper-van-motorhome/202488656510?hash=item2f2543b27e:g:8EsAAOSwFZZb2thV

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1969-ACE-Rallyman-Caravan-One-off-VW-split-screen-photo-booth-bar/232981517935?hash=item363ec7d66f:g:nhgAAOSwantbkrus:rk:39:pf:0

 

'we are in no panic to sell and have politely refused some not so sensible offers'

 

£2650

 

 

 

Take that in for a minute. Two thousand, six hundred and fifty pounds for a buffed up piss palace and they've refused some offers. 

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Dick Cheeseburger

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1969-ACE-Rallyman-Caravan-One-off-VW-split-screen-photo-booth-bar/232981517935?hash=item363ec7d66f:g:nhgAAOSwantbkrus:rk:39:pf:0

 

'we are in no panic to sell and have politely refused some not so sensible offers'[/size]

 

£2650[/size]

 

 

 

Take that in for a minute. Two thousand, six hundred and fifty pounds for a buffed up piss palace and they've refused some offers.

Don't be a dick. It's worth every penny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You did see that a previous owner was the ORIGINAL MIKLY BRA KID?!

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