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Stanky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Stanky

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10/10 would drive like I stole it.

 

On the basis the rozzers will stop you every single day anyway, so you might as well have committed an actual crime to justify the inconvenience? :mrgreen:

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I prefer this https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EXCELLENT-Vauxhall-Omega-2-6i-V6-24v-auto-2001MY-CDX-low-mileage/202366569193?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3Dce2a00c6b87342a2b3c2a999613d75bb%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D232846019343%26itm%3D202366569193&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Hillman Humber

 

Hillman Hunter or Humber Sceptre?

 

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Oh, it's a Humber Sceptre

 

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very nice and clean doesn’t have any damage or rust on the body....
it’s been parked outside my house for 2 years

 

Plenty of time for a Rootes Arrow to become terminally rusty.

 

 

 

No warranty or garranies given

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Humber/253735652657?hash=item3b13d2cd31:g:dd0AAOSwyHVbP~Xy

 

 

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dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Cav that's been Barryed up and painted with rattle cans. £360 with just under 3 days to go

 

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Nice headlining

 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Omega-2-6-V6-ELITE/323338724327?hash=item4b487d63e7:g:kkUAAOSw5GZbQmsr

 

2.6 again. (above) 

 

But 3.2 Estate https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-Vauxhall-Omega-3-2-Elite-Estate-petrol-AUTOMATIC-in-silver/263753212499?hash=item3d68eaa253:g:5okAAOSwIeFbQ7Xd

 

Only 80K - but check out the price........erm fuck off. 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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LOL @ this shit, the reporters said
Loved you to death after the pallet bed
Between the Orange duvet (shitty) and low roof
to twat your head

 

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He's warmed your bollocks with his magic tricks
Glasses, bottles, catheters, kettle and bits
John Player Special
it's just shit shit shit

 

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Exhibit G from the mattress, firm
His bride long gone, gave him a U-turn
rather give herself 
some Chinese burns

 

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You see, she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop
Like a hippie in a Laura Ashley shop
And all the Pineapple twerkers, the Dubbers and fashion cops
Somehow
Couldn't love you back to life again now

 

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A black eye for a the driver
A chipped tooth for a chipped tooth
A fraction of a dub life
Some hessian and some home truths
It;s shit and that's the whole truth
Nothing like a camper, youth
It's shit and that's the whole truth

 

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And it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday
Don't come home you silly cow

we've fucked this up and the yard are waiting
And  EMR says they'd like to show you how
To turn you into washing machines now

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ruby-Tuesday-VW-T25-camper-van-87-1-8l-petrol-kingsize-bed-ready-to-camp/283053463426?hash=item41e74d1782:g:wUsAAOSwatRbR6b9

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