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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

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NSU Prinz Deluxe 4 - on eBay

With gr17.2 number plate to chuckle at every time you get in it.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This appears to have been 'restored' using cardboard and 75,000 litres of paint.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Factory-Prototype-Diesel-Jeep-DJ5-F-Postal-Van/142850768934?hash=item214291c026:g:qcsAAOSwesVbORlx

 

'One of two Postal Jeeps sent to Perkins Engines UK to trial a diesel engine in 1979'

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'm loving that LWB Daimler!!!

 

 

Has just turned 148k Miles, but doesn’t feel like half that

 

 

Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists,

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Ignoring even just the rogue apostrophe, this is till a whole new level of awful

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Heavily-Modified-Honda-CR-V-2006-Diesel-Manual-One-off-Club-owned/192585763998?hash=item2cd7018c9e:g:13cAAOSwIphbOPvF

 

'The mileage was high at just over 245k'

 

 

Has it been serviced though?

 

'although it did have a full service history as it was leased to the NHS.'

 

Thank fuck for that. Did it bother you, M8?

 

'Because of this the mileage did not faze me at all'

 

Good motors them Japanese things, bro.

 

'As soon as I got it back to the work shop it had a full service. all fluids, belts etc. When the rear diff was drained (they do suffer from the rear diff failing if not looked after) the diff oil was still gold in colour! Everything on this motor works as it should, and it had been well maintained.'

 

Good thinking, it'll last forever now, well invested, blood.

 

'Sadly the original engines timing chain snapped and I have replaced it with the 2.2 icdti civic engine

 

Sucks 2 b u M8

 

There's then a 9,000,000 worded catalogue of the 99p shop stick on Chinese shit he's ordered for it to justify the £3,500 asking price for his £595 council estate horror.

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'Walnut fascists'  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D

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I wonder if that bloke with the fish and chip box has secretly filled it with Columbian marching powder and that woman's trying to take enough of it to make this car seem like a good idea?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-boxster-2004-986-s-3-2-one-off-show-car-Lamborghini-California-orange/253712603689?hash=item3b12731a29:g:N4oAAOSwUPZbMiiY

 

'This is a one off 2004 54 Porsche boxster 3.2S'

 

 

But is it customre built?

 

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'it looks and drives like a £50k plus super car'

 

 

Actually, it looks like a £3,500 bottom of the range Porsche painted with £600's worth of Boots 'bargain bin' fucking nail varnish.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My god it genuinely looks like a turd with wheels and a space to sit inside it.

Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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Paint it matte black, lower it.  Add pineapples.  I dont think the invisible box is included though.

 

Audi DKW F102 - on eBay (Germany)

 

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Mother Mary that kit car is hideous.

 

Who the fuck bought this kit!!????

Located near Louth in Lincolnshire

Ah, all becomes clear.
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Paint it matte black, lower it. Add pineapples. I dont think the invisible box is included though.

 

Audi DKW F102 - on eBay (Germany)

 

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White rooms, you're doing it wrong m8.

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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

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Saab 9000 automatic - on eBay

 

I think this doesn't have the B204 engine that so many of these are being destroyed for.  Looks a pleasant thing and hopefully it will survive.

 

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Morris Marina - on eBay (Germany)

 

Not something I expected to find on my trawling of German eBay.  I keep looking and wanting to do an epic collection from Germany.

 

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